Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
I appreciate that not even Melton's panel is willing to suffer Rekieta's bullshit about the hair follicle test. Nobody who is not a complete moron believes what he is saying. The social media expert also didn't understand social cues that they weren't really interested in his diatribes about anything that doesn't involve Aaron Imholte.
 
Ralph is probably testing the waters to see if a pro wrestling heel turn on Nick will get him any attention. The ragepig certainly has to be thinking that there isn't any particular upside to being with Nick anymore and if he can harvest him for some clicks, why not?
What did the ragepig get out of looooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyal Rekeita? I suppose the main thing he got was he at least got to try Racket's cooking after it's been through April. Other than that he got repeatedly humiliated denying the name his daddy gave him to a fucking Steel Toe fan and he got dabbed on by the MN courts for taking part in Racket's attempts at pestering Aaron.
 
I thought that's what they called "Da Sektur".
Dabbleverse is an an infinitely smaller, infinitiely gayer version of the Sektur. I'm amazed it's even possible, but leave it to a bunch of washed up Cumia/Stern hanger-ons.
And even though the Nick and Kayla are busy with those completely reasonable activities the oldest kid still refuses to help out. Talk about entitlement in kids today.
Ethan Van Sciver was right about that lazy 16 year old! And if he's bad, you know those other kids are bad! I mean one of them even has a cocaine addiction!
 
he just cannot help himself, can he. He always has to say something to seemingly own the chuds. These Melton interviews are horrifying. WHy would you do this BEFORE you've actually gone before the Judge and gotten him to sign off on any plea deal. Why would you be publicly shouting your bad faith high and wide? Prosecutors don't like this sorts of behavior. Judges absolutely despise it. What is so hard about shutting the fuck up for a few more days? It's like he is programmed for self destruction. There is a reason your lawyer tells you to Shut the Fuck Up until all Judgements are final. Nick here is the reason.
 
And where was Kayla? It is a normal time for kids to get hungry. And generally they'd turn to their mother to ask them to make them some food.

Surely she can't be wasted and incapable this early in the day?
From everything we've heard, I actually think Kayla might be bordering on true and honest retardation. She seems physically incapable of doing anything correctly, it's probably best for the family that she stay away from ovens or sharp implements to make food.
 
From everything we've heard, I actually think Kayla might be bordering on true and honest retardation. She seems physically incapable of doing anything correctly, it's probably best for the family that she stay away from ovens or sharp implements to make food.
from the early days something always felt off with kayla's ability to be a mother. Nick would constantly talk about feeding the kids and stuff and it always left me with wtf does she do other then go get ran through at massage parlors. Then she started doing weird faces and it's like this bitch was crazy.
 
from the early days something always felt off with kayla's ability to be a mother. Nick would constantly talk about feeding the kids and stuff and it always left me with wtf does she do other then go get ran through at massage parlors. Then she started doing weird faces and it's like this bitch was crazy.

There is a strange dynamic where she desperately wants to be a mother to a large family, but doesn't seem to be able to follow through with doing the real stuff involved in it. The big thing I remember is her talking to Aaron about bringing his kids into Balldo land so they they jointly raise a family of eight(?) children. At the time she is on heavy coke. She can't take care of the house and kids she has. She is spending most of her time swinging with another couple. And her dream is more children to be responsible for in the house.
 
Ralph is probably testing the waters to see if a pro wrestling heel turn on Nick will get him any attention. The ragepig certainly has to be thinking that there isn't any particular upside to being with Nick anymore and if he can harvest him for some clicks, why not?
Silly Ralph, you must admit to being a pedophile to get any attention from Nick.
 
he just cannot help himself, can he. He always has to say something to seemingly own the chuds. These Melton interviews are horrifying. WHy would you do this BEFORE you've actually gone before the Judge and gotten him to sign off on any plea deal. Why would you be publicly shouting your bad faith high and wide? Prosecutors don't like this sorts of behavior. Judges absolutely despise it. What is so hard about shutting the fuck up for a few more days? It's like he is programmed for self destruction. There is a reason your lawyer tells you to Shut the Fuck Up until all Judgements are final. Nick here is the reason.
Don't you understand you incel prude? He just want us to know as friends that everyone but him is wrong.
 
I'm hoping that he gets a no nonsense angry black probation officer, amd the first thing Nick does is try to weasel his way out of tests and visits by giving him a schedual that has him dropping off and picking up kids to drive them all over town with almost no margin of error between trips. "So, I just wanted to let you know up front how crazy my schedual is with these kids." "Mhmm. And I'd like to let you know that I don't appreciate being lied to, and that this is not a good first impression, Nick." "I haven't lied to you. I'm sorry you misunderstood me, but if you just tell me what you BELIEVE that I lied to you about, I can explain it for you." "Who the Hell do you think you're fooling, Nick? YOU WALK IN HERE AND TRY TO FEED ME THIS PILE OF HOGSHIT, TELLIN ME YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYIN CRAZY TAXI WITH YOUR KEEDZ ALL GOT-DAMN DAY FOR 18 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK!?"
 
I'm hoping that he gets a no nonsense angry black probation officer, amd the first thing Nick does is try to weasel his way out of tests and visits by giving him a schedual that has him dropping off and picking up kids to drive them all over town with almost no margin of error between trips. "So, I just wanted to let you know up front how crazy my schedual is with these kids." "Mhmm. And I'd like to let you know that I don't appreciate being lied to, and that this is not a good first impression, Nick." "I haven't lied to you. I'm sorry you misunderstood me, but if you just tell me what you BELIEVE that I lied to you about, I can explain it for you." "Who the Hell do you think you're fooling, Nick? YOU WALK IN HERE AND TRY TO FEED ME THIS PILE OF HOGSHIT, TELLIN ME YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYIN CRAZY TAXI WITH YOUR KEEDZ ALL GOT-DAMN DAY FOR 18 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK!?"
First thing Nick would do wouldn't be the muh keedz excuse but offer a blowjob, second thing he would do is offer access to Kayla's pussy.
 
I'm hoping that he gets a no nonsense angry black probation officer, amd the first thing Nick does is try to weasel his way out of tests and visits by giving him a schedual that has him dropping off and picking up kids to drive them all over town with almost no margin of error between trips.
I hope his probation officer is not only black, but a woman, and a fat woman, too. But the kind of fat black woman with serious bull dyke energy who could snap this skeletal faggot over her knee like the rage twig he is.
And to think he used to spend a good 10-15 minutes every stream checking on Lady Rackets like a dutiful husband.
And somehow, after this exhausting effort, he always came back seemingly utterly energized and with dilated pupils and talking at double speed. Funny how that always happened.
 
I'm a little annoyed. These Dabbleverse clowns are tragically bad at digging for even basic information that could be laughed at. Melton, you probably lurk. These questions would get you some extra views:
  • When was the last time you saw the sidepiece, Nick? Any action?
  • How'd Christmas go at the Slettas? Oh, you weren't invited?
  • What do Daddy and Mommy think about your brilliant leverage finance decisions?
  • How's God goin' for you? Do you dream of David?
  • Still got that Joker painting, Joker?
  • Been tested for STDs? What about Kayla?
  • Who was this BBN bitch? The Interwebs need to know.
More questions for Melton:
Why are you so fat?
Do you use a CPAP machine?
Can I call you "CPAP Pat"?
What type of rock would you prefer for your millstone?
 
from the early days something always felt off with kayla's ability to be a mother. Nick would constantly talk about feeding the kids and stuff and it always left me with wtf does she do other then go get ran through at massage parlors. Then she started doing weird faces and it's like this bitch was crazy.
didn't she have like 3 miscarriages? The mental toll that kind of thing takes on a woman is horrific. It never goes away. It's genuinely something that should require mandatory counseling after the fact. Combine that with a husband that would say, to an audience of hundreds of thousands, that your body is a ran through train wreck? Yeah, Kayla is completely fucked in the head.
 
From everything we've heard, I actually think Kayla might be bordering on true and honest retardation.

There's clearly something wrong with her. I always assumed it was just spoilt housewife syndrome. Husband pays some flunky to come in and take care of the kids/housework and she gets accustomed to doing fuck all. But then when the money's all gone and it's time to get your finger out and start pulling your weight, what kind of woman continues to get xanaxed off her face and lie in her pit watching Deep Space 9?

That said, I was struck by Ralph's claim that April was an 'upgrade'.

Kayla might have had a shedload of kids, she might be more than ten years older, she might have serious mental health problems and a penchant for getting railed by niggers at every available opportunity, but there's still no earthly universe in which I can see April as some kind of improvement over her.
 
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That said, I was struck by Ralph's claim that April was an 'upgrade'.

Kayla might have had a shedload of kids, she might be more than ten years older, she might have serious mental health problems and a penchant for getting railed by niggers at every available opportunity, but there's still no worldly universe in which I can see April as some kind of improvement over her.
And Kayla is the woman that Ralph has stated has always treated him very well.

Despite Ralph being an obvious piece of shit, I think these comments were a psychological tell on Ralph's part, in that he irrationally believes that because April is a slut with low morals, he is half a chance of getting to fuck her, if he plays his cards right.
 
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