DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
he has noodle arms but a fat gut and huge tits
Once again, I really wouldn’t consider either his gut or tits fat, they are just flabby like his arms.

I’m not saying he’s slim or anything, he’s got some weight on him but it’s probably the average Americans, he’s closer to a middle age dad who’s let himself go then obese. I’m more surprised that he’s not bigger considering kat went from being an actual skinny lady to a whale. We know Phil doesn’t do anything physical, he should be noticeably bigger. Makes you wonder what the portion differences at dinner time are for that household, he’s objectively thinner than at least when Leanna left him which is crazy when you see how Kat let herself go
 
Eh he is relatively slim, for how much Kat ballooned up over the last few years it’s genuinely surprising that Phil isnt at that old weight level of when Leanna left and he didn’t admit it yet.

Honestly, this might be the skinniest he’s ever been, even back when he was first starting off on YouTube I think he had a much more noticeable gut.

That fat bitch is siphoning his life force
 
he’s objectively thinner than at least when Leanna left him which is crazy when you see how Kat let herself go
Phail probably gets his calories from alcohol rather than food, so not as much fat, sugar, and sodium.

Khet is likely eating her emotions. If she's on antidepressants, those will increase her appetite as well as cause weight gain.

Phail ruins everything and everyone he touches.
 
I think one thing that is different in circumstances between Khet and Lianna is that Phil's condo apartment was small and filled to the brim with various statues/figurines, to the point that the physical environment would have been stifling, even if Phil were a regular person. His WA house is considerably larger, so it's easier to put physical space between Khet and Phil. Although her massive weight gain shows that this is still an incredibly stressful situation. Then again, we don't know what level of clutter occupies his current WA property, so I may be overly generous here.
As they say “nature abhors a vacuum”.
 
Regarding Phil's weight, when the camera is on and pointed at him, he KNOWS what he looks like in that angle. The camera is that way to make him look as good as possible. I'm sure you guys know this, but I wanted to emphasize that his actual appearance is obscured by all these narc tricks he does with his camerawork. His most recent profile shots of fatly putting together the PC paint a clearer image.

When I was really heavy and lost a lot of the weight (240 to 140), I never really exercised so I still had a lot of fat, this changed when I started lifting weights etc. He hasn't done any amount of exercise in his life, and you can see it predominantly in his arms and man tits. So even at the lowest weight estimates (190+) he's still mostly fat and looks it. My theory is that Kat is really eating some of his portions at the snort fort, given his impulsivity when it comes to anything, he probably gives most of his food to her while he does nothing but sit around all day and drink. I can see him trying to pinch pennies to allocate more money to his addictions and eating less to get more pulls and alcohol is not a flight of fancy. We know that most of the money from the daily tips is already gone, the second it comes in he knows he's going to spend it on useless shit. So, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that he just eats less, but because of his sedentary lifestyle, he doesn't burn any of the fat off being a hermit. Most people should strive for a half an hour a day of basic cardio, he is NOT taking walks inside or out of his house, and I seriously doubt he can do an actual push-up.

I have also seen him brag about being skinny and him saying that he's the "skinniest he's ever been in his life", which I see as him thinking that Kat eating the brunt of the food, thus prevent the pig from getting into the manger and becoming fatter, due to his habitual impulsivities (He was really heavy in the past because of this lack of moderation and a fat wife to eat his food). So, I'm thinking he believes he has made a genuine change in his diet / lifestyle, when it's just Kat eating his share, other than that, he has done nothing else to lose weight.

It should also be noted that he is still an extremely unhealthy man despite him being at a relatively healthier weight as compared to his past self. He lives an extremely sedentary life, eats exclusively fast food and whatever can be door dashed, drinks heavily etc. He is a gluttonous man given he got gout in his LATE TWENTIES (very rare unless the subject is drinking and eating red meat excessively). He is a rubber man that is mostly fat, despite bragging about being 195, most of his organs have been nuked by all the drinking and his heart is probably all sad and shriveled up because of the lack of exercise. These are the factors that are going to lead him to an early death, and he looks 15 years older than he lets on. I seriously believe that he dyes his hair, just look at the rest of his face. All of the (NPD induced stress?), and destructive drinking and eating has added up, he looks like a sith lord. When he reaches his late forties early fifties it's going to be a rude awakening when all of these health issues become more and more apparent.
 
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Phil is at his best weight now since becoming a Youtuber. He's definitely not healthy, he's a clear alcoholic, but he's succeeded in eating less. It is strange that he bothers to lose weight for Kat, but didn't for Leanna. You'd think the one thing those two could enjoy doing together is eating fast food crap.
 
Regarding Phil's weight, when the camera is on and pointed at him, he KNOWS what he looks like in that angle. The camera is that way to make him look as good as possible. I'm sure you guys know this, but I wanted to emphasize that his actual appearance is obscured by all these narc tricks he does with his camerawork. His most recent profile shots of fatly putting together the PC paint a clearer image.



Can't tell me with a straight face this man isn't obese and that he doesn't know it. 5'11 200 is not terrible if you have any muscles. 5'11 200 with NO muscles, arms that look like Ariana Grande, on person we know doesn't exercise, so much so that walking 1/5 of a mile to the mailbox is seen as a chore to him. Different story.
 
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Can't tell me with a straight face this man isn't obese and that he doesn't know it. 5'11 200 is not terrible if you have any muscles. 5'11 200 with NO muscles, arms that look like Ariana Grande, on person we know doesn't exercise, so much so that walking 1/5 of a mile to the mailbox is seen as a chore to him. Different story.
God bless you for muting him. You can clearly see his obsession with his appearance, which the maintaining of the illusion, I'm sure is a large part of his stress. I truly believe he thinks he's in a healthy physical condition. Whenever someone comments on his man tits he goes into a 15-minute rant on how he's actually skinny and why you shouldn't shame someone else's body and so on. Just another branch of his profound mental illness, carry on.

What I love about DSP is that his entire existence is sitting in front of a camera and being a clown. Everything he does off the stream just sabotages his future hopes of ever not begging for money or making a fool out of himself. He has no life other than to be afraid of his own inadequacies. He is shut up in a house that is falling apart around him, burned every possible bridge that could have liberated him from this humiliation, he spends as much money as possible to satiate his addictions, and still thinks that he's a hardcore gamer that is the only true voice of gaming, because he's the underdog that doesn't have promotional codes (can't get them) or that every collaboration we have attempted to do with others has ended up in us getting spurned by another gamut of the internet because of *our* righteous and radical opinions, that being we're never wrong and the truth changes every time our mouth is opened.

The best part is that I don't even have to watch his streams anymore, the forum filters the good parts for the rest of us. Meanwhile Dave has to sit through eight hours of hell six days a week, eye raping chat and demeaning himself (this part is important because narcs like him think that they are owed the world, so any resistance he has is met with dread and false emotions), all while having to babysit the three actual fans that are clearly mentally deficient, and living at the whim of whichever paypig is jerking off to him tonight. No friends, no family, no outlets for our stress other than the bottle and the latest Scopely slop on the menu. And there's not a God damn thing that he can do to change it. Prison would be better for him.

Even if he wised up and got a job at Renton minimum wage, he'll be back to streaming when he realizes that he can't live the six-figure addict life. He has no future. The roots of addiction run too deep. He loves being handheld through games, the fake drama he stirs by name dropping and so on and so forth.
 
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He no jokes leans directly into the mic when he needs to burp, almost without fail.
It has to give him a sick pleasure knowing that the extreme dents get off on it.
ALT said that there wasn’t a single burp or snort on the wrestling show with Triple P (that’s MY nickname for him), just like there wasn’t on KC and other “important” occasions. It’s the little details like that that demonstrate Phil’s deep vileness.
 
I don’t think he has genuine disdain for his audience. He hates everyone who doesn’t worship him or adores him outright. As soon as you show him an ounce of push back or don’t directly/indirectly contribute to the DoorDash fund, you are dead to him.
I'm inclined to disagree mostly because there are multiple instances where he'd respond to a dent in chat who would ask a fairly innocuous question, sometimes not even pointed at him, and he'd go off on them with the usual "so... yeah you're an idiot *pigroach laugh* ... fuckin' dumbass". He takes most opportunities to belittle his fans and will insult and demean them without provocation.
 
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