🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Two new videos:

I see he is still "manic". I also love that now he is trying to sell the cat story, rather than the truth that he took a header onto his piss bottles and broken coffee mug. I guess somehow trying to suck your cat's dick sober is less embarrassing than being a pilled up zombie.

 

[ddlloo]

>HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DISS MILO THE LEGEND

Umm... Hows your short term memory going buddy?

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

It’s funny that watching a 30 second clip of Ralph talking to juju you can immediately tell that dax doesn’t care for Ralph beyond his fuckups that make for entertainment. While the ralphamale looks up to dick like they’re real friends.

Yep. Same misreading of the situation as when he confronted Metokur with “well but we had some good times, we’re fwends, right?”

Ralph had neither a father figure nor any male friends in real life and it’s painfully obvious. He behaves like a 14 year old girl because that’s as much social depth as he managed.

I actually feel that while maybe not so much anymore, Dax actually did treat Ralph like he was a friend. At least the way he treats his other associates. Things have changed though because he doesn't like how much drama Ralph has brought into his life because of his actions over the years. The drama with PPP, the fistfight with Riley to name a few.

I've long said that I fully believe Dick would not have had a thread here if it wasn't for his association with Ralph. I believe deep down Dick feels the same way and is resentful towards Ralph for everything he has had to experience over the last five years drama wise.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

So he never made it home? He just skipped out on Alexander, went back to Tijauana where he got his ass beat and has been hold up in a hotel room, seething this whole time?

We are so back.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Two new videos:
https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878281707536998635
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878282403510403332

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And an update:

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Does it even need to be said that those are not cat scratches? He clearly got punched repeatedly around his one good eye.

 

[ddlloo]

Does ralph even know if what he's doing is 'hype'/kayfabe or real? Seriously, is he able to distinguish the difference between them?

Personally I think he gets mad and petulant and lashes out like a child, channelled through his wrassling contaminated mind, and then when things don't go his way he retreats back it was all fake to begin with. Or at least that's how it used to be. These days I'm not sure if there's actually any coherent thoughts behind it all and he's just running on broken brained impulse. Either way it's pathetic.

 

[Axiom.]

Looks like Ralph found a ride.

 

[Null]

This is it. He's dead by the end of the year. Not remembering he was the one yelling at Milo? Like 3 days ago? He's toast. He's been doing nothing but drugs in Mexico for months.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Looks like Ralph found a ride.
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Ralph needs someone to drive him from the border in SD (Otay Mesa) all the way to LA. I’m sure that will work out well.

 

[JustStopDude]

I guess he meant 2030. It's not easy to keep track of time years when you go days at a time without forming memories due to xanny binges.

Based on the amount of Xanax, Ambien, and alcohol he consumes leads me to believe he is missing at least a decade.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It is not cat scratches or from a fight. He had them before he left, it's when he fell, on camera, and then crawled around in his piss bottles and broken coffee mugs. It was featured just mere days ago.

THAT'S NAWT TRUE THERES NO EBIDENCE! Oh wait there is? No that's just cuz the internet was being weird!

 

[Axiom.]

Gunty Triple Titties wants to teach the Vitophile a lesson.

(GhostArchive)

 

[DSP for president 2032]

This is it. He's dead by the end of the year.

Saar please choose a specific month to be entered into the Ralph Deadpool. I'm betting on Jan 2025 because it's exactly one year after his recent stroke-like tumble. Another farmer has bet on July because the summer heat will generate toxic ammonia piss fumes from his piss bottles.

 

[Null]

Whatever month is Sandra's birthday

 

[Lammy]

lol cancerman is going to outlive the gunt
Sad!

 

[DogZero]

In one day ralph manages to switch milo back to his side, direct him at dickless molesterson, then challenge vito, possibly the only guy more hated than him. Sun Tzu type moves from the Ralphamale.

If this was really a movie he would go slay Dick and Vito then "die in that ring" just like randy the ram, cut to credits.

 

[GaryGray]

Ethan should take Dick and Vito’s advice and just get off the phone.

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Speaking of Vito why doesn't Ralph stay at Vito's place and sleep on the floor?

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph done worked himself into a shoot.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Schizo Gunt arc lfg. The lines between him being high/drunk or sober blur further every FIVE STAH DAY BISH!

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

All he has to do is go back to Mexico. He has blue eyes, He can get mexican pussy all day everday.