SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[The Spoils of War]

Saw this today, thought they rewrote the widely-beloved Ikea meme.

SPC is one of the least funniest things on the site, along with Dado and Gamers Against Weed. They're as bad as lolFoundation shit with OCs raping each other.

On another note, I've been browsing through the newer SCPs that are way better than the old ones, and I found this:



Wow, are you sure you added enough CSS?



This is just the turboencabulator but with boring metafiction.



Jesus Christ, the technobabble never ends.

 

[Lance 45]

I blame the snowflake effect. Everyone wants to write an overpowered eldrich abomination, like the scarlet king, or have a super quirky and fun self insert scientist, and a super special meta SCP . Trouble is, when everyone tries to do it, it stops being special, and gets old fast.

It doesnt help that the later entries seem to have some autistic black and white thinking where an SCP is either Safe or Keter class. With nothing in between. They had a stupidly simple system: safe (easy to contain and wont hurt you unless you attempt to kill yourself with it), Euclid (moderately difficult to contain and sometimes lethal if you are careless around it), Keter (extremely difficult to contain and extremely dangerous in general).

I still have no idea what the "Thaumiel" classification is supposed to be. They just throw it around like it’s interchangeable with Euclid or Keter which makes no sense. It’s like they added it just to sound cool but it doesn’t actually mean anything.

Honestly, I stopped taking this stuff seriously a while ago especially when they decided God was SCP-001 like its some kind of persona game. Containment Breach was a decent game even with its jank but it brought in a flood of people who clearly didn’t understand the original tone. The SCP universe was always meant to feel grounded and paranormal, not a dumping ground for anime OCs, wannabe Call of Duty MTF spinoffs, and Tumblr tier garbage like what lordbung churned out.

The MTFs should’ve been treated more like Half Life Opposing Force with some unique sci fi tools and weapons developed for SCP containment. Instead we get "Let’s just use Call of Duty guns against the alien thing that regenerates when it touches metal. And when that doesn’t work? Use a bigger gun." The whole thing feels like a parody at this point thanks to all the Discord tourists ruining the vibe.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I still have no idea what the "Thaumiel" classification is supposed to be.

It's an unnecessary class that means an anomaly is used by the Foundation. Personally, I think there should only be three classes for containment difficulty and a few Threat Levels for lethality. Apollyon and Archon are redundant because the Foundation wouldn't be documenting an anomaly that cannot or should not be contained.

Containment Breach was a decent game even with its jank but it brought in a flood of people who clearly didn’t understand the original tone.

Roblox, too. Children were introduced to horrific things through Containment Breach clones and roleplay servers, then proceeded to shit up the community by treating everything like Power Rangers or Transformers.



Someone brought up this point about metafiction in the discussion page of that SCP and was dogpiled:



"I worked so hard on this, man!" Okay, but this SCP is unreadable.



I think I have the full right to call this guy a faggot. No one cares about "intricately deep lore" if it bloats an SCP with technobabble and addenda.



What's the point of writing a negative review if you don't tell people you think something sucks? Should every review be written like "In my humble opinion, this doesn't appeal to me, but it's completely valid for you to like it"? Are you gay?

 

[Mystery Spy]

The MTFs should’ve been treated more like Half Life Opposing Force with some unique sci fi tools and weapons developed for SCP containment. Instead we get "Let’s just use Call of Duty guns against the alien thing that regenerates when it touches metal. And when that doesn’t work? Use a bigger gun." The whole thing feels like a parody at this point thanks to all the Discord tourists ruining the vibe.

I agree. I think what the new SCPs are missing is the innate feeling of powerlessness. The power fantasy, MCU, or Call of Duty vibe is simply incompatible with the tone of SCP. Don’t get me wrong—many of the classic early SCPs were fun or even harmless. But even those conveyed a sense that the SCP Foundation was never in total control because the universe at large was beyond them.

While the Foundation was undeniably competent at containing anomalies—powerful and effective in its methods—it was always clear that the universe was far bigger than them. They were a small but determined force, doing their best to hold back chaos, yet they were never omnipotent.

It’s not that every SCP needs to be horror, but a fundamental part of the SCP Foundation was that they were barely able to contain the anomalies. Yes, individually, some were easy. But it wasn’t just one anomaly—it was an endless tide of unknown and uncontrollable phenomena. It seems like a lot of people have missed the point: the SCP Foundation isn’t a group of superheroes, S.H.I.E.L.D., or MIB. They were more like a small dam trying to hold back a tsunami.

 

[The Spoils of War]

It seems like a lot of people have missed the point: the SCP Foundation isn’t a group of superheroes, S.H.I.E.L.D., or MIB. They were more like a small dam trying to hold back a tsunami.

I haven't gotten that impression. The Foundation was a monolithic organization with seemingly infinite funding even in the earliest SCPs. If you want a government conspiracy with real limits, just play Delta Green.

 

[Mystery Spy]

I haven't gotten that impression. The Foundation was a monolithic organization with seemingly infinite funding even in the earliest SCPs. If you want a government conspiracy with real limits, just play Delta Green.

I was referring more to the universe at large being beyond anyone's control, not the Foundation's limits, nor was I implying they weren't effective. I am aware the Foundation had vast resources and was very good at its job, but they were definitely not superheroes Nor Will Smith’s MIB for that matter.

I did get that impression very early on from SCP because even with all their resources they had to work hard to keep the anomalies at bay. I’ll edit my earlier post to make that point clearer.

 

[William Murderface]

I actually wrote an SCP ages ago and I thought it was pretty good. It was about an electric guitar that made people who didn't have any background in guitar into rockstars level guitarists, seemingly overnight. The catch was anyone who was under 27 were the ones who ended up as rockstars and they all ended up joining the 27 Club. Older players could still play it, but it didn't really do much for their abilities. No one, even those older than 27 could remember the circumstances of how they ended up with the guitar in the first place. I had photos, some of which had been altered to show someone like Robert Johnson, Jimi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain with this particular guitar.

I gave up on it when I couldn't figure out how to publish the thing much less how to format it. SCP is many things, but user friendly is not one of them.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

one is SCP-3008, the other is SPC-3008.

I forgot Shark Punching Center was still around, interesting.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

It's an unnecessary class that means an anomaly is used by the Foundation. Personally, I think there should only be three classes for containment difficulty and a few Threat Levels for lethality. Apollyon and Archon are redundant because the Foundation wouldn't be documenting an anomaly that cannot or should not be contained.



Roblox, too. Children were introduced to horrific things through Containment Breach clones and roleplay servers, then proceeded to shit up the community by treating everything like Power Rangers or Transformers.

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Someone brought up this point about metafiction in the discussion page of that SCP and was dogpiled:

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"I worked so hard on this, man!" Okay, but this SCP is unreadable.

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I think I have the full right to call this guy a faggot. No one cares about "intricately deep lore" if it bloats an SCP with technobabble and addenda.

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What's the point of writing a negative review if you don't tell people you think something sucks? Should every review be written like "In my humble opinion, this doesn't appeal to me, but it's completely valid for you to like it"? Are you gay?

Did I just time travel to Tumblr before the containment (lol) leak after they banned porn?
>Yikes
Fucking hell I know this was in 2021 but just kill yourself.

What's the point of writing a negative review if you don't tell people you think something sucks?

Simple, you have to tell them what sucks without telling them what sucks. Paradoxical, isn't it? Much like any other leftard filled part of the internet, you have to basically falate the author and "merely suggest" taking an alternate route in writing, before ending it off with more fellatio. You can't be negative in a negative review. Unless of course you're being negative in something these creatures consider bad then have at it, call them a Nazi while you're at it!

 

[SandyCat]

Is the SCP foundation any good these days or did it turn to shit? I stopped paying attention after the retarded cat girl SCP, can't remember the name but it was a "uwu so quirky" weeb bait group that "liked to punch facists" and throw birthday parties as a side gig or something. Felt like a SCP a 13 year old whipped up that somehow got accepted. After that I realized the quality of the sites going to shit and I lost interest

 

[Valstrax]

Is the SCP foundation any good these days or did it turn to shit? I stopped paying attention after the retarded cat girl SCP, can't remember the name but it was a "uwu so quirky" weeb bait group that "liked to punch facists" and throw birthday parties as a side gig or something. Felt like a SCP a 13 year old whipped up that somehow got accepted. After that I realized the quality of the sites going to shit and I lost interest

I think it began to fall off around the 2000-3000 mark, with 4000 and onward being mostly garbage. I still remember when there used to be a rule about how you shouldn't just plop down copyrighted properties and call them SCPs. That shit aged like milk.

 

[Lance 45]

It's an unnecessary class that means an anomaly is used by the Foundation. Personally, I think there should only be three classes for containment difficulty and several Threat Levels for lethality. Apollyon and Archon are redundant because the Foundation wouldn't be documenting an anomaly that cannot or should not be contained.

They probably still would study and document those anomalies anyway for technological and scientific research.

Remember back when they had no threat levels when containment breach was at the height of its popularity and just had Safe, Euclid, and Keter to classify them in general.

I agree. I think what the new SCPs are missing is the innate feeling of powerlessness. The power fantasy, MCU, or Call of Duty vibe is simply incompatible with the tone of SCP. Don’t get me wrong—many of the classic early SCPs were fun or even harmless. But even those conveyed a sense that the SCP Foundation was never in total control because the universe at large was beyond them.

While the Foundation was undeniably competent at containing anomalies—powerful and effective in its methods—it was always clear that the universe was far bigger than them. They were a small but determined force, doing their best to hold back chaos, yet they were never omnipotent.

It’s not that every SCP needs to be horror, but a fundamental part of the SCP Foundation was that they were barely able to contain the anomalies. Yes, individually, some were easy. But it wasn’t just one anomaly—it was an endless tide of unknown and uncontrollable phenomena. It seems like a lot of people have missed the point: the SCP Foundation isn’t a group of superheroes, S.H.I.E.L.D., or MIB. They were more like a small dam trying to hold back a tsunami.

They felt more like some obscure arm of a shadow government with infinite funding and personnel. Because of the whole "D-class being used for unethical human experiments" thing that people seem to have forgotten about them and the series roots as a creepypasta. They were literally and knowingly sacrificing people to these things to see how they worked. That is not what a "good guy" faction does at all. They were morally ambiguous and a lesser evil at best doing unit 731 tier torture experiments that are regularly shown even in containment breach.

Remember the femur breaker as a measure to contain SCP-106? Yeah that's what I want my heroic altruistic foundation doing, sacrificing human beings to lure the unknowable eldritch horrors back into their containment chambers as a regular SOP. Doesn't really matter if it was a convict on death row. Could just as easily have been an average joe kidnapped off the street and given a fake rap sheet given the foundation's reach.

Feels like Lobotomy Corporation tourists misunderstood this aspect of the Foundation. Because that other franchise is about all that anime stuff over hope and facing fears and all that other korean anime stuff. Where all of the OC anime character retardation would actually belong as that's commonplace over there. The deaths in that game are all unintentional as they dont ever sacrifice any of their employees. They just happen to get killed on the job while having therapy sessions with their contained anomalies.

 

[Mystery Spy]

Yeah. It's not that SCP can't feature fun anomalies, moments of levity, or even humorous scenarios with heroic characters.

One of my favorite "heroes"—though I can't remember the SCP number—wasn't a quirky, anime-inspired scientist but rather a nameless D-class who sacrificed himself to stop an anomaly from within, one that was spawning monsters. It was perfect because it was described in a dry, clinical tone. That one nameless guy's death was more touching than all the anime OCs put together. His past was unknown, the public would never know what he did, we don't even know what he looked like, yet he acted like a true hero.

It's hard to explain because there are many exceptions, and people often take issue with them. However, there's definitely a point where attempts to "anime-fy" SCP—or worse, turn it into something akin to the MCU—cross a line. Just as not all anomalies are evil monsters, the Foundation itself is often morally questionable.

Some of the horrors lurking beyond could reduce even the bravest men to jelly. While SCP at its best isn't an edgelord fantasy, the superhero/anime power fantasies where anomalies are things you can simply hug or punch away, in my opinion, ruin the tone. The foundation can be argued is, overall, beneficial to mankind in this setting. But reducing it to Good vs Evil is an over simplified interpretation.

 

[Niggergante]

Saw this today, thought they rewrote the widely-beloved Ikea meme.
Had to squint to notice the difference in the URL; one is SCP-3008, the other is SPC-3008.
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I'm stealing both of these ideas.

Why do these fuckers keep annexing literal inanimate plushies as "icons?" Is it because they have nothing else?

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Why do these fuckers keep annexing literal inanimate plushies as "icons?" Is it because they have nothing else?

Plushies are cute, cute things attract trannies, most trannies make "cutecore" their identity.

 

[30+GameOvers]

There is no way this is the first time this was suggested, but what would site lolcow articles look like if they were written in the same format as SCP entries? Would the same rating system(Safe, Euclid, Keter) be used to rate them or would something else be needed?
I always wanted to try my chops at writing an SCP, or even a set of self-contained SCP stories that were related to one another, but obviously I don't want anything to do with the current faggotry on the site, or it's self-inserts and anime OCs. I'm curious if there would be any interest in this lolcow-SCP project if it ever came to fruition.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

There is no way this is the first time this was suggested, but what would site lolcow articles look like if they were written in the same format as SCP entries? Would the same rating system(Safe, Euclid, Keter) be used to rate them or would something else be needed?
I always wanted to try my chops at writing an SCP, or even a set of self-contained SCP stories that were related to one another, but obviously I don't want anything to do with the current faggotry on the site, or it's self-inserts and anime OCs. I'm curious if there would be any interest in this lolcow-SCP project if it ever came to fruition.

You know what, I might write one or two for the smaller lolcows. Thanks for the idea.

 

[The Gene Genie]

I wish they did more time-loop ones. It's like a lost art of the SCP since there was a big crop of them years ago when it first got big and now everyone is leveraging the next Ultrasuperbad Reality-Destroying Niggerkiller 9000 (now with added thaumaturgical properties so we can use it in the Tales.)

One of the best SCPs is the NBA timeloop tape and the car chase one.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I always wanted to try my chops at writing an SCP, or even a set of self-contained SCP stories that were related to one another, but obviously I don't want anything to do with the current faggotry on the site, or it's self-inserts and anime OCs.

Just write cool or funny shit and post it here.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Recent art showcase:

Supposedly based off an SCP scientist named Sophia Light, I say Sophia spends too much fucking time on Tumblr.

Quite literally someone's Mary Sue. "My character is so awesome she can exist in multiple realities and be the bestest ever at whatever job she's in, girl power!" R o p e.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA seriously what's with faggots and terminal style layouts? Apparently the previous Tumblrite's drawing is on the same level as someone's whole ass comic strip.







This feels like an earlier internet web comic, I also skipped a few pages. And last but not least:

Fuckin' terminalish layout.


No, I don't know what it's referring to, is this even SCP related? Because you can use this pretty much anywhere and people won't go "OMG SCP!" You know what, 2/3 not being complete dogshit is an achievement. I'm in the mood to read some actually good SCP, any noteworthy?
Because I hate myself.