Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I'm serious, he's stated as much a few times. Here he is explaining it back in 2013, timestamped
Oh I don't doubt it's real. It's still fucking retarded.

I just watched this with my buddy because of your post. What a completely ridiculous movie. 10/10 we had a great time.
It's written by Tarantino and this is possibly one of the best scenes he's ever written.

Two heavyweights in the industry, Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken acting their asses off.

Dennis knows he's not walking out of this alive so he gets his last cigarette and makes sure that Christopher Walken gets so angry that he just pops him and kills him quickly.
 
It didn't occur to me until recently but something about Jack irks me. Like you look at a person and feel that there's this strange aura of depression and gloom around them. That's what I now feel whenever I look at Jack. Autism or something instinctive? I imagine plant life just wilting and dying when he walks by, like in a cartoon

I imagine the effect taking the form of stink lines.

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how does he even manage to download these movie posters in such low resolution? every. time.

edit to avoid double posting: retard is live-
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jack just said, verbatim "my health's good" LOL
Jack is too lazy to do another click to see the actual picture and just downloads the thumbnail from Google image search.
 
I highly recommend everybody watches the latest video of F as in Frank. Titled: FEMINISM HAD RUINED SOCIETY!


Jack has regular low level IQ takes per usual, but Charles goes full on incel talking points. Kinda unnerving to listen to him. It’s crazy watching him become more and more radicalized over the past couple years. They also bring up their mother at some point early on. I believe they both have some deep seated issues with women, that stem from growing up with their mother. You can catch little glimpses of it from Jack’s lives over the years.
 
I highly recommend everybody watches the latest video of F as in Frank. Titled: FEMINISM HAD RUINED SOCIETY!


Jack has regular low level IQ takes per usual, but Charles goes full on incel talking points. Kinda unnerving to listen to him. It’s crazy watching him become more and more radicalized over the past couple years. They also bring up their mother at some point early on. I believe they both have some deep seated issues with women, that stem from growing up with their mother. You can catch little glimpses of it from Jack’s lives over the years.
Of course two faggots slag on women.
 
It didn't occur to me until recently but something about Jack irks me. Like you look at a person and feel that there's this strange aura of depression and gloom around them. That's what I now feel whenever I look at Jack. Autism or something instinctive? I imagine plant life just wilting and dying when he walks by, like in a cartoon
I don't know what gave you that impression. Was it Jack's dead eyes, the blank facial expression, his slow speaking abilities, his paralyzed arm, his non-functional legs, the various devices he has to use just to move around or his negative, extremely hostile personality towards everything and everyone in life?

Aside from those things and the fact he ways like 5000 pounds, I can't imagine what you gave the impression that Jack is this cesspool of misery.
 
I highly recommend everybody watches the latest video of F as in Frank. Titled: FEMINISM HAD RUINED SOCIETY!


Jack has regular low level IQ takes per usual, but Charles goes full on incel talking points. Kinda unnerving to listen to him. It’s crazy watching him become more and more radicalized over the past couple years. They also bring up their mother at some point early on. I believe they both have some deep seated issues with women, that stem from growing up with their mother. You can catch little glimpses of it from Jack’s lives over the years.
Coach Chuckpill



Also I have a Le cruset Dutch oven in marseille blue. It’s nice but it’s not worth it (unless you are competitive in using it). Staub is just as good and much more affordable. The French pot is nicer, but just barely. I bought mine only so wife could flex a bit. We also matched all of our coffee bugs to the Le cruseuet in the same color (much classier than a cubbord full of dad joke mugs )
 
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I highly recommend everybody watches the latest video of F as in Frank. Titled: FEMINISM HAD RUINED SOCIETY!


Jack has regular low level IQ takes per usual, but Charles goes full on incel talking points. Kinda unnerving to listen to him. It’s crazy watching him become more and more radicalized over the past couple years. They also bring up their mother at some point early on. I believe they both have some deep seated issues with women, that stem from growing up with their mother. You can catch little glimpses of it from Jack’s lives over the years.

I saw that on my YouTube homepage and hovered just long enough to see if it was Jack with the other guy or Jack with his brother and when I saw it was Jack and Charles I knew it was gonna be a doozy. There's no way I could watch it but I was hoping one of you had and would summarize it for us because I know it's gonna be retarded.
 
I saw that on my YouTube homepage and hovered just long enough to see if it was Jack with the other guy or Jack with his brother and when I saw it was Jack and Charles I knew it was gonna be a doozy. There's no way I could watch it but I was hoping one of you had and would summarize it for us because I know it's gonna be retarded.
It's very painful to watch, indeed. I got about half way through & don't know if I can continue. They believe that women should be able to still choose to be housewives, if they want to--which, of course, they can. But they say that men are now considered 'bad' when they're masculine, but woman are praised for being masculine. Women don't like working for women in the workplace, they say, and women have some unique skills, such as finding a bottle of 'catchup' in the fridge that Jack and his brother each cannot physically find while it's sitting right there in the fridge. So, yay for women! They have their own unique skills. But the term 'trad wife' only exists, Jack's brother says, bc women in the home are no longer considered a good thing. And Jack's brother wanted his daughter to be able to *choose*! If she wants to be a housewife or not!

All in all, they believe feminism is women wanting to be considered to be carbon copies of men, and other very cliche ideas, like burning bras, and they think it's made women today terrible and has actually hurt their cause.
 
Basically Jack and Coach Chuckpill are unable to make any reasonable description of the socio-economic impact of that women entering the workforce (they were always in the workforce but that’s not the point), led to wage erosion due to a growth in labor supply. But that is really the basis of all of their gripes.

They also just cried that they couldn’t do office grabass old boys club bullshit anymore and had to get wokescolded by HR if they did.

There are MANY valid critiques of modern feminism. But these two queen hens are just cranky they can’t call people faggots in the office any more (not that they have seen an office in two decades). Meanwhile, Tammy works two jobs, keeps home, does most of jacks bullshit cooking show, wipes his ass, etc If Jack and Chuck game planned this and focused on a few of the toxic aspects of modern feminism, they would come off as at least partially intelligent, but at the end of the day, women need feminism because people like Chuck and Jack exist.


And at the end of the day, these two knobs couldn’t even point out that every single one of the feminist witches that haunt their waking hours and nightmares ALL have one thing in common…….they are ALL Yentas. It is lunacy how they don’t see that everything they complain about (Hollywood, academia, politics, corporations) are all run by Jews who laugh their asses off at turning Jack into a crippled consumer crybaby gollum that worships them and comes back for more.
 
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Bad news for fans of TheWolfePit (occasionally mentioned here, basically an alt-universe Jack where he still ate himself to disease and cooks nightmare slop unironically, but is actually endearing and not a cunt).

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He's politically the exact same as Jack so of course he gets grifted by crypto lol
 
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