Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

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We like to think we're smart enough not to do something we're unfamiliar with if people who are actually professionals in the field consider it laughably stupid. Tommy likes to think that he's smart enough to put those lawyers in their place for laughing at the brilliant legal strategy he cooked up one day after getting pissed off at some Internet trolls.
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It’s what I love about Fat Tom. You can tell him exactly how his plans will fail, and he’ll still go for it. And even as his plans are failing, exactly as he was told they would, he’ll go on in the vain hope that somehow, it’s all going to come together.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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To the shock of no one, Tom has been communicating with an AI bot at YouTube instead of an actual person, or their legal department. This may be more indication as to why he is flaming out right now
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He’s argued with his own posts at least twice, so this does not surprise me.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
It’s what I love about Fat Tom. You can tell him exactly how his plans will fail, and he’ll still go for it. And even as his plans are failing, exactly as he was told they would, he’ll go on in the vain hope that somehow, it’s all going to come together.
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It's like watching a cartoon. There's always a ridiculously elaborate plan that's going to get Tom rich or laid and you know it's going to fail spectacularly. Then next week he's right back at it again like he learned absolutely nothing from the last episode. Surreal.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's like watching a cartoon. There's always a ridiculously elaborate plan that's going to get Tom rich or laid and you know it's going to fail spectacularly. Then next week he's right back at it again like he learned absolutely nothing from the last episode. Surreal.
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Once upon a time, Tom was going to be made into one of the new Looney Tunes characters, but executives had it scrapped because they knew the character would scare and creep out children
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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To the shock of no one, Tom has been communicating with an AI bot at YouTube instead of an actual person, or their legal department. This may be more indication as to why he is flaming out right now
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How can a brain this dysfunctional still be alive? I wouldn't be suprised that in 30 years it'll become evident that he's an immortal zombie
 
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If he’s dumb enough to fall for a YT customer service rep bot then I think we could use a mid tier PC with a few copies of ChatGPT to create a Tooter containment echo chamber in case of emergency.
 
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Dieter Laser said:
If he’s dumb enough to fall for a YT customer service rep bot then I think we could use a mid tier PC with a few copies of ChatGPT to create a Tooter containment echo chamber in case of emergency.
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What's even funnier is that he seems to have replaced Wikipedia as a source for citations with notoriously unreliable browser AI.
 
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Dieter Laser said:
If he’s dumb enough to fall for a YT customer service rep bot then I think we could use a mid tier PC with a few copies of ChatGPT to create a Tooter containment echo chamber in case of emergency.
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he's simple minded enough that we could emulate his brain forever with modern technology. Maybe simulate a second hell for him in case the first one isn't good enough
 
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Uncle Buck said:
BREAKING NEWS: Thomas J. Wasserberg avoided AMB from late Saturday evening through early Monday morning; his greater than 12 posts per day average across the better part of fourteen years is unaffected.
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He zoomed all night believing he was a GigaChad only to wake up Sunday morning with the realization that he was actually a GigaChud. With a severe case of butthurt, he went out in public wearing the same mumu he's been wearing all week and got ignored at a drum circle. Don't worry folks, he'll be back shitting up Facebook with stupid memes and no to super-low interaction.
 
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Launch party for those who want to go. Be warned though, you will be the only one there


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Tom learned a new fake word. I would tell him how stupid this word is but I am very aporophobic
 
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Instead of utilizing his early adulthood to set himself up for success, he spent those years getting a degree he didn't know how to utilize, being a pedophile, raping dogs, and doing drugs. Sorry you didn't take advantage of your early 20s, Tom. You have only yourself to blame for being poor. If calling people out for wallowing in what's easy in life makes me an aporophobe, I'll take it.
 
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Tom is one of the biggest aporophobes around. He hates poor people so much he sends them all his money. Ogopogo over in Africa, Four-Finger Falafel over in Palestine, the down-on-his luck gold mine owner guy, and the Filipino Fish salesman are just a few examples of Tom's aporophobic bigotry.
 
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Tom learned a new fake word. I would tell him how stupid this word is but I am very aporophobic
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*fixes monocular and tie on my $1000.00 business suit* Gee, i sure do hate those filthy poors. They're devaluing all of the property i own in my upper class neighborhood. Indubitably, we sure should do something about this predicament those poors are causing, perhaps i should call up Mr. Hoffman, and we can do some business. Indubitably, he has experience handling filthy poors like Tom
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What’s wrong with lookism? If people as ugly as Tom are so inconsiderate as to go about in public without a bag on their heads, abuse is the least they deserve. Why should everyone else be exposed to their revolting faces?
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Tom is very inconsiderate to all the children and parents of Tucson. Hair missing, rotting flesh, his mouth always hanging open, dressed in clothes someone would have worn 30 years ago. Those kids are sure they saw a zombie shuffling around which is going to make bedtime difficult for those parents.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What’s wrong with lookism? If people as ugly as Tom are so inconsiderate as to go about in public without a bag on their heads, abuse is the least they deserve. Why should everyone else be exposed to their revolting faces?
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Yeah it's not our fault that Tom looks like an angry muppet with a permascowl
 
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