"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Lidl Drip said:
Mexican food is fucking slop, that's why it's never taken off in Europe and never will. Nobody eats Mexican food willingly when there's real food around that you don't have to drown in hot sauce to be palatable. Amerisharts only eat it so they can have their monthly bowel movement from the fiber in the beans. Coincidentally the resulting bowel movement looks identical to the Mexican food.

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Stop eating in shitty Mexican restaurants. If you can't find any good ones, try outside of whatever shithole city you live in. And lets not pretend Americans have high standards either, Slop is the go to for your average American.

And this applies to any other food really. Italian, Greek, Chinese, etc. There are actual good versions of these foods, you just have to find them. Sometimes you have to go to their respective countries for the best versions, but you should be able to find good ones here.
 
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donjulio said:
Stop eating in shitty Mexican restaurants. If you can't find any good ones, try outside of whatever shithole city you live in. And lets not pretend Americans have high standards either, Slop is the go to for your average American.

And this applies to any other food really. Italian, Greek, Chinese, etc. There are actual good versions of these foods, you just have to find them. Sometimes you have to go to their respective countries for the best versions, but you should be able to find good ones here.
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I would never eat at a Mexican restaurant willingly. Thankfully they don't really exist here either, except for a couple of "burrito" places that are basically just salad inside of a tortilla and don't really have anything to do with the actual slop that is a mexican burrito.

And I have seen what Ralph eats in Mexico so don't pretend like it's any better there.

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This will be the MATI theme song in 2025:

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Oh, this is a story about a guy named Null
Who lived in Ukraine with his hamster pal
But the Russian soldiers really didn't approve
So he packed up his Starlink and had to move
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Then he spent his life savings on shitcoin crypto scams
And he got himself a job on a little kiwi farm
Which the trannies always try to wipe away from this Earth
And he makes a mighty fine bell pepper sandwich
For what it's worth
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Then one day Null was in the LA, breathing in the smoke
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny Jewish bloke
He was caught under rubble and Null set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he owned every single ISP
So he gives Null a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Mad at the Internet show!
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I would never eat at a Mexican restaurant willingly. Thankfully they don't really exist here either, except for a couple of "burrito" places that are basically just salad inside of a tortilla and don't really have anything to do with the actual slop that is a mexican burrito.

And I have seen what Ralph eats in Mexico so don't pretend like it's any better there.

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are they paki owned mexican slop shops? its amazing how many cuisines those street shitting little fellows peddle, all of which always have kebab and burgers but rarely may also include a curry or two
 
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This will be the MATI theme song in 2025:

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Oh, this is a story about a guy named Null
Who lived in Ukraine with his hamster pal
But the Russian soldiers really didn't approve
So he packed up his Starlink and had to move
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Then he spent his life savings on shitcoin crypto scams
And he got himself a job on a little kiwi farm
Which the trannies always try to wipe away from this Earth
And he makes a mighty fine bell pepper sandwich
For what it's worth
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Then one day Null was in the LA, breathing in the smoke
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny Jewish bloke
He was caught under rubble and Null set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he owned every single ISP
So he gives Null a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Mad at the Internet show!
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Unfortunately you can't just plug a song to parody into Suno.AI

 
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Lidl Drip said:
I would never eat at a Mexican restaurant willingly. Thankfully they don't really exist here either, except for a couple of "burrito" places that are basically just salad inside of a tortilla and don't really have anything to do with the actual slop that is a mexican burrito.

And I have seen what Ralph eats in Mexico so don't pretend like it's any better there.

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I mean, Its Ralph. He's only going to eat the finest slop he can get his hands on regardless of location.
 
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Some retarded rawblox drama, tldr the owner of one of the most popular games on roblox is a furry, hung out with pedos, mods kept harrasing children calling them lolis, multiple staff that worked on the game kept contacting minors, one was fired, another one was fired as well but people think they were rehired under an alt account. one content creator crossed state lines to rape a kid (old news) and the studio did nothing about it, the founder said some disgusting things in a discord filled with children, keep in mind this game is for mostly children 10 and under. Waiting for Ruben Sim to make a video on it.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
Do they have a yellow/off white color when cooked? That could be a very nice color for some interesting looking dishes.
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Yeah it comes out looking like this pic I Googled (which is more golden) or a little lighter depending on the variety. My aunt makes this so I don't have any photos of my own handy.
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I have a suggestion for the stream. Having listened back to many archived MATI's I would suggest you should rename the stream from MATI-mad at the Internet. To MATI man against the Internet, because you being pissed off at technology and struggling to stream is the most consistent part of the stream.
 
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Convallaria majalis said:
The more horrifying version of the Iranian yogurt person. Why would you want to eat a panda?
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Why not? There's a whole world of exotic meats, and being too sad uwu to save your faggot species means that you likely will have an impossible to have again cuisine.
donjulio said:
Stop eating in shitty Mexican restaurants. If you can't find any good ones, try outside of whatever shithole city you live in. And lets not pretend Americans have high standards either, Slop is the go to for your average American.
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"You just haven't tried the right strain bro"
Mexican tastes and a Mexican intellect, tragic.
 
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