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This is a sick subject, so imma drop it after this. Given that he wore her underwear and i think its safe to assume that was a sex fetish thing, is it possible he enjoyed snuggling more than he should have even if it didnt cross from creepy into shakspearean?
No, it's not a sex fetish thing. Playboy is probably the most fetishy thing Chris would be in, sex-wise.
 
Oh, Chris is like a twelve-year-old as far as his sex interests go. Chris doesn't jerk off frequently enough for him to start looking for more kinky things.
ok, im starting to get a picture. literally nothing in his life extends deeper than surface level. the existence of vagina is enough of a draw for him that he doesnt need to understand what all you can do with it...or to it....or whatever.
 
ChurchofGodBear more or less sums up what I was thinking. I was quick to jump to conclusions on the grounds that it was Chris and assumed the absolute worst without taking the holes in my statement into account. I realize that I sounded like a real slow-in-the-mind when I said that BS.
 
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did you guys have that bizarre moment of realization where you noticed sonichu went from being some shit that doesnt exist to kind of a "thing"?
 
Oh, Chris is like a twelve-year-old as far as his sex interests go. Chris doesn't jerk off frequently enough for him to start looking for more kinky things.
Yeah, I mean Chris tried the dildo up his anus, and the anal beads, but ultimately decided they weren't for him. This is about as kinky as he gets on his own volition, really:
Chris said:
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into femdom, which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. [creepy chuckle] I like to get smacked by my woman. Mmm... yes.
 
ChurchofGodBear more or less sums up what I was thinking. I was quick to jump to conclusions on the grounds that it was Chris and assumed the absolute worst without taking the holes in my statement into account. I realize that I sounded like a real slow-in-the-mind when I said that BS.

Well, we knew Barb kept a messy house... and then Rocky let it slip that the place was a hive.

We knew Chris did femmy stuff now and then... until Tomgirl appeared.

We knew Chris liked High School... then he started stalking the Gal-Pals over Facebook.

Some of this stuff was a surprise to even the inner circle. The Chandlers have a way of taking whatever our worst-case scenario is and multiplying it by a hundred. It might be a real stretch to think Chris and Barb get frisky, but given the shit that we know DOES happen... I can't fault anyone for getting just a little imaginative.
 
Well, we knew Barb kept a messy house... and then Rocky let it slip that the place was a hive.

We knew Chris did femmy stuff now and then... until Tomgirl appeared.

We knew Chris liked High School... then he started stalking the Gal-Pals over Facebook.

Some of this stuff was a surprise to even the inner circle. The Chandlers have a way of taking whatever our worst-case scenario is and multiplying it by a hundred. It might be a real stretch to think Chris and Barb get frisky, but given the shit that we know DOES happen... I can't fault anyone for getting just a little imaginative.
i dont mean full on nude n nasty....but a but of dry hump on the low low.....
 
I wonder, what kind of real job could Chris hold? Maybe even enjoy.

I was thinking of being a mascot for a small store. Nobody would notice the smell, he could dress as a cartoon character, pace back and forth for hours while holding a sign, and he could be in his bra and miniskirt because it'd be hot inside.
 
Chris said:
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into femdom, which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. [creepy chuckle] I like to get smacked by my woman. Mmm... yes.
So a few pages back, there was something on Chris disliking handcuffs--which I thought was strange since they often figure into porn and things like this...
 
"Liquid: Oh yeah, speaking of the pistol, Kacey showed me the comic, where you supposedly shot me! Yeah, and I am gonna take that to the police, because that is conspiracy to commit murder and that is a felony!
Chris: Well, who are they gonna believe? You are not the— You are not Christian Weston— You are not me! You are not..."

So apparently, if Liquid's not real, it doesn't matter what Chris drew.
 
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There's "what could Chris do" and "what would Chris be willing to do that he wouldn't fuck up". The second list is much shorter than the first.

This. I mean no disrespect to people who do these jobs, but a lot of low level retail/stocking type jobs require no more than a basic understanding of the language used at work and basic physical mobility. I think Chris is amply qualified.

The problem Chris has is any job takes some effort to get and some effort to keep. When he does a cost-benefit analysis of doing this versus keeping the tugboat it is not worthwhile.

The thing he misses is the respect factor. If he had a reasonable work history he would address one of the major flaws that others find in him.
 
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