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Kilted Gentleman said:
SA's answer to Sistah Soulja
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Whether or not that's really her, I love the contortions this person is going through to get a good selfie angle. "I have to bend all the way over to give the viewer a downblouse but also crank my head to the right side to get my semi-good face angle and also shoot it low enough to show off that I'm wearing a short skirt..."

Girl's lucky she didn't break her own neck trying to get a half decent shot.
 
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I've heard that lowtax was offered 10 million for SA at one point. Is it true?

I don't care if my site is raking in 260k a year in registrations alone. Someone offers me 10mil for it and I'm on the next jet to the Gulf coast of Florida.
 
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AtrocityVoyeur said:
Also for all her feminist viewpoints I like how that pic is a blatant estrus display. You can practically smell the vaginal pheromones.
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Also in light of the recent autistic ratings I want to point out that her vaginal lips are likely inflamed during that highly sexualized display. Evolutionary psychology can go a long way towards explaining the seeming discrepancy between her feminist viewpoints and her "fuck me hard white boy" body language. It's true, guys, just read David Buss and maybe a bit of Roissy and you'll understand.
 
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AtrocityVoyeur said:
Also in light of the recent autistic ratings I want to point out that her vaginal lips are likely inflamed during that highly sexualized display. Evolutionary psychology can go a long way towards explaining the seeming discrepancy between her feminist viewpoints and her "fuck me hard white boy" body language. It's true, guys, just read David Buss and maybe a bit of Roissy and you'll understand.
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I literally told Lowtax that he should buy a forum package from someone else rather than relying on someone to code it. I said that this exact thing could happen. He replied to me acknowledging having read it.
Then the exact thing that I warned him about happened: his coder got pouty over nothing.
Lol.
 
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AtrocityVoyeur said:
Yes but girl is "high yellow" (aka light-skinned) as hell and if she was a white dude pretending to be black, she probably would have chosen a straight-up espresso sockpuppet pic instead of going for cafe mocha.
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Just seems odd that a younger, non-morbidly obese "woke" black woman would be interested in the Something Awful forums.

Never underestimate the hoops D&D superstars will jump through to be someone else. Just about every single prominent black poster turned out to be white. This is a forum where the guy who was running all the feminist threads was found to have a profile on a fetish dating site that talked about how he'd like to torture women. D&D is a really strange place.
 
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Pls get Derek in here it's going to be hilarious.

Plus his autism, love of doxxing and ability to laugh at insane and weird people (well, weirder than himself) make him a perfect fit.

Bonus points for organizing a Derek/Lowtax/FAU showdown, voice if possible, TIA
 
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Watching this spectacular meltdown over the last few days has been pretty fucking hilarious. I browsed SA off and on from 2002 to about 2012 and just gradually lost interest when all the SocJus garbage hit a fever pitch and infested everything across the entire site.

Speaking of the Taxman's greatest fuckups, does anyone remember Awful Yearbook? My memory is a little hazy but I think it was almost like a proto-Facebook back around 2003-2004ish, right on the cusp of the social media explosion. If Lowtax had actually offered to pay the guy who developed it in something other than lol so wacky CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM t shirts and shit it might have actually amounted to something pretty lucrative. Refusal to pay real, actual money for services seems to be a common thread with a lot (most?)of his failures.
 
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I can understand feeling that tracking down people's real life information and harassing them is going too far (I feel that way myself, even), but FAU's disapproval of just tracking down dumb stuff people've said and making fun of them for it will forever confuse me.
 
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The Zero Punctuation guy gave Lowtax first dibs after he blew up if I remember correctly. The deal was never made and he went onto greener pastures.

Shrangus said:
IDK why SA didn't migrate to a forum package like this one. Kiwi Farms is slick as fuck.
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Supposedly a nightmare DB schema, which I believe given radiums competence. Radium might have also made it a shitshow on purpose for job security reasons.
 
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I can understand feeling that tracking down people's real life information and harassing them is going too far (I feel that way myself, even), but FAU's disapproval of just tracking down dumb stuff people've said and making fun of them for it will forever confuse me.
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No, you see this is unclean humor and must be cleansed and purified by fires of One True Funny and FYAD shitposting.
 
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No post today from Lowtax, huh? I'm sure playing new Nintendo games is more important, especially when you got them for not one single cent! I'm glad he's being frugal, what with those registration numbers.

I trust he'll find time tomorrow. :)
 
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