Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[All becomes gunt]

When a perv loves his loli
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For the sick thing he's found

That he is bad, he can't see it
He can do no wrong
And give his bucks to his e-dad
If he lifts him up

When a perv loves his loli
Spend his very last dime
And trying to goon on to what he needs

He'd give up all his money
And paypig Casino scum
If he said that's the way it ought to be, eh
When a perv loves his CP

He'll give you everything he's got
Trying to hold on to your precious love
And e-dad please don't treat him bad

This is the part of the thread i usually enjoy the most because it brings out people's artistic (autistic) flare. We went from disgusting pedo fanthread to enlightened alog renaissance. We have paintings we have songs we have poems. It only gets better till Andy Warski goes to jail, commits suicide, or both because ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 28/2/2019 AND DISTRIBUTED IT TO A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AS WELL.
Edit: Meanwhile at janny central...

Jesus Christ EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

This is the part of the thread i usually enjoy the most because it brings out people's artistic (autistic) flare. We went from disgusting pedo fanthread to enlightened alog renaissance. We have paintings we have songs we have poems. It only gets better till Andy Warski goes to jail, commits suicide, or both because ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 28/2/2019 AND DISTRIBUTED IT TO A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AS WELL.

I had to make one small adjustment, because wrong and up don't even nominally rhyme. I am currently working on a rewrite of Nat King Cole's "L.O.V.E" I only ask that the sacred genre of 80's hair metal not be infected with this, anything else is fair game, even classic country and old crooner music. Any other music genre serves as a great medium to remind the world that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP AND DID SO WITH THE PARTICIPATION OF MULTIPLE MINORS.

Added in edit: Would "Unforgettable" be better than "L.O.V.E"? I am rather partial to writing "A.N.D.Y" once I find the magical syllables of substitution, but perhaps Unforgettable is better.
I am also partial to rewriting Dwight Yoakam's "1000 miles from nowhere" as a paypig ballad.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Lets do song name suggestions for ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP THA ALBUM:
- Beejam blues,
- the dirty 35' (in reference to the gigs of shahld prawnz),
- blackjack vegas women
- sweaty face, cold cabin
- what really was up with warski instagram hack + 15year old girl?
- corner-cuck asstown,
- but whaddabout da ch-,
- paypig pederasts
- feds felted, pedo W

 

[Rick Nekieta]

sweaty face, cold cabin

I presume you had "Short skirt, long jacket" in mind on this one?
Added in edit: Best I could do in 15 minutes. Could be improved, has moments of win and moments of fail. Had to go with "flush face" to drop a syllable.

I want a pig with a gut like a planet
I want a tard who sealclaps best
I want a tard with coke that's cut
And joker that can't run OBS

I want a walrus with the right inflections
Who's fat and greedy
And greased like a hog
He's playing with his loli
He's shouting out donos
He's touring the pigpen
And picking up cash

I want a pig with a flush face and a collllld cabin......

I want a walrus who promos early
I want a retard who streams games late
I want a joker with unearned prosperity
Who drops five figures to cut through Vegas
With perversions that stink like deathfats
And a laugh that is harsh like piercing feedback

He is fat and greasy
And red like a rash
He's touring the pigpen
And picking up cash

I want a pig with a flush face and a collld .... collld cabin

I want a show with a spammed emoticons
I want a show with sub dividends
And at the Kino Casino we will meet accidentally
We'll paypig hard when he calls out my name

He wants a paypig with lots of credit card debt
He wants a car that will get her there
He's changing his name from MM to Wetbeetus
He's trading his CP for a walrus themed cohost

I want a pig with a flush face and a cold cabin.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

THE COKE KING BEEJAMS RULES SUPREME
THE COURT HE HOSTS HOLDS GREAT ESTEEM
A PEDOHIVE, A LESBIAN QUEEN
THE HARDEST SWEEPING YOU HAVE SEEN

THE KING HIS COURT DOES ENTERTAIN
THE PARASOCIAL IS MAINTAINED
FOR TONS OF SHEKELS HE PLAYS GAMES
YES SUBS AND DONOS IS HIS WAY

THE QUEEN IS CUNNING TOO YOU SEE
SHE SUBTLY SUCKED OFF DSP
WHICH MADE, OF COURSE, DETRACTORS SEETHE
THE KING HIMSELF WAS ILL AT EASE

WHAT IS THE CUNNING FAT QUEENS PLAN?
WHY DOES SHE VISIT FOREIGN LAND?
WHY IS SHE STRAYING FROM HER MAN?
WITHOUT THE QUEEN THE KING IS DAMNED

FOR EVERY SINGLE BODY KNOWS
THE FAT QUEEN IS THE FUCKING SHOW
THE PEDO KING AND PEDO COURT
IS NOTHING BUT AN EVIL FORCE

PPP BISH PLEASE COME HOME
RECLAIM YOUR AUTIST THUNDERDOME
ITS NOT SO BAD TO BE ALONE
THE SEKTUR IS BUT GUNTS AND GNOMES


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[Benzo Samurai]

I presume you had "Short skirt, long jacket" in mind on this one?

No idk the song xD
very epic lyrics though! Idk why but i especially liked
"
He is fat and greasy
And red like a rash
He's touring the pigpen
And picking up cash
"
lol x)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

No idk the song xD
very epic lyrics though! Idk why but i especially liked
"
He is fat and greasy
And red like a rash
He's touring the pigpen
And picking up cash
"
lol x)

Thank you, I was actually tossing "The Distance" in my mind when I spotted that. I am currently undecided which song to try next, so giving that one a go was a good way to break paralysis of analysis.

 

[dustnight]

When a perv loves his loli
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For the sick thing he's found

That he is bad, he can't see it
He can do no wrong
And give his bucks to his e-dad
If he don't put him down

When a perv loves his loli
Spend his very last dime
And trying to goon on to what he needs

He'd give up all his money
And paypig Casino scum
If he said that's the way it ought to be, eh
When a perv loves his CP

He'll give you everything he's got
Trying to hold on to your precious love
And e-dad please don't treat him bad

LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

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LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!

WHY DOES THAT WORK SO FUCKING WELL REIMAGINED AS EARLY 90'S COUNTRY?

 

[All becomes gunt]

WHY DOES THAT WORK SO FUCKING WELL REIMAGINED AS EARLY 90'S COUNTRY?

THE ANDY WARSKI SUICIDE LIVESTREAM CLOCK HAS MOVED ONE HOUR CLOSER TO MIDNIGHT. ITS CERTAINLY GOING TO BE A STEP UP FROM HIS PREVIOUS ONE BECAUSE LET'S NOT FORGET:
ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP

 

[Rick Nekieta]

[Verse 1]
Shoutouts for sale or rent
Subs to buy, five hundred cents
We've gladly streamed CP
We ain't got no dignity
Ah, but five hours of grifting hard
Supplies a coke head retard

[Refrain]
We're a team of whiffs and wine sniffs
Kings of the grift

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

God I love this thread

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Perv, you'll be a paypig soon
I loathe you so much, can't count all the ways
I've clowned on you fags and all they can say is
"He's too unkind"
They never get tired of jams made of bees
And I'll never know what I'm gonna see
What dumb shit they'll stream
They've even livestreamed CP
Don't you know

Perv, you'll be a paypig soon
Please, purchase your copes
Perv, you'll be a paypig soon
Soon, you'll need a rope

 

[Air support]

went after DSP for keeping a degenerate paypig around, (Derrich, or something similar sounding.)

Yeah but I'm pretty sure the guy was mentally ill or actually retarded MM and the other pay pigs the KC keeps around are far worse.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure the guy was mentally ill or actually retarded MM and the other pay pigs the KC keeps around are far worse.

KC has the worst paypigs and the nicest alogs. We here are not cowtipping or pozzing negholes, we are artistic souls, now if they invite DSP's alogs into their life these guys are fucking brutal. They'll fucking build a water well in Africa that says ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP. DSP is not the golden parachute PPP thinks he is...

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Shivered bad in cold cabins, livin on the dole
When I's feelin' near as frozen as my soul
Andy just live streamed CP, just before he came
And rode us all the way into paypig streams
I pulled my dumb schtick out of my greasy fat beer belly
I's playin' soft while Andy ran OBS
Paypig donos adding grime, I's holdin' Andy's hand in mine
We danced to every song the paypigs knew
Grifting's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't CP, no
And feelin' good was easy, Lord, when the cash rang true
You know being fat was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Andy Jamsbee

Bonus content: Added in edit

I'm living my dream with CP on my stream
Gooning to you til it hurts
I know you're poor too, but what else can we do
Disheveled and torn apart
I wish I could carry your gut in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know
Doesn't really know

[Chorus]
I'm all out of funds
I'm so poor without you
I know you were right
Believing for so long
I'm all out of funds
What am I without you?
I can't be too late
To say that I was so wrong

 

[Benzo Samurai]

FARTSKI WAS FAPPIN IT TO FEMALE ASS
SHES FIFTEEN SO HIS INSTA """GETS HACKED"""
CLOUT SAVED HIM FROM THE MOB BACK THEN
DUDE'S CALLED "PHOENIX", ALWAYS RISIN AGAIN

FAST A BIT FORWARD BY NOT EVEN A YEAR
WARSKI & THE GUNT HAVE AQUIRED SOME """WARES"""
A GOOD THIRTY FIVE OF THE GIGS WE ALL FEAR
PUTS IT IN A DISCORD TO EAGERLY SHARE

THEN THE TWO GENIUSES BOOTS UP A STREAM
WARSKI PROCEEDS TO PUT CP ON THE SCREEN
THINKS THIS IS EPIC, THINKS THIS IS COOL
USING HIS AUDIENCE AS CP REVIEW??

NOT EVEN THIS CAUSE THE PHOENIX TO FALL
THE RETARD CONTINUES CUZ THIS IS HIS ""JOB""
HIS FATHER IS ANGRY AND SO IS HIS MOM
HE SLEPT IN AN OFFICE WITH WINE IN A BOX

FEAR NOT FOR WARSKI AROSE ONCE MORE
FAT MAN IS WRANGLING, BOTH ARE THEY WHORES
FAT MAN HOLLERIN, DRUG MAN CLAPS
SMUG LITTLE PAYPIGS THUS SEND CASH


​

 

[Space Pope]

I don't really know what's going on. I was just checking this thread the first time in months to say that PPP is fat and Warski pauses too much. Plus the show is near unwatchable nowadays when they do bother to show up and stream.

So as I try to figure out what's going on with all the pedo shit, I can't help but notice in that linked stream of Warski and others showing CP, Andy gets a super chat from notorious white nationalist lolcow Handsome Truth.

Those more in the nose, could you please tell me what Gabe thinks of this all? The tribe usually seems pro-pedo but Gabe obviously has his Open Secret documentary. But Andy taking money from an infamous Florida Nazi Handsome Truth must upset Gabe. Is this why PPP has been wearing his Curb Your Antisemitism hat to appease Gabe for Warski's crimes?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I don't really know what's going on. I was just checking this thread the first time in months to say that PPP is fat and Warski pauses too much. Plus the show is near unwatchable nowadays when they do bother to show up and stream.

So as I try to figure out what's going on with all the pedo shit, I can't help but notice in that linked stream of Warski and others showing CP, Andy gets a super chat from notorious white nationalist lolcow Handsome Truth.

Those more in the nose, could you please tell me what Gabe thinks of this all? The tribe usually seems pro-pedo but Gabe obviously has his Open Secret documentary. But Andy taking money from an infamous Florida Nazi Handsome Truth must upset Gabe. Is this why PPP has been wearing his Curb Your Antisemitism hat to appease Gabe for Warski's crimes?

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I'll answer this the best I can. To the best of my knowledge, Gabe's choice to back the Casino has to do with his hatred of Ralph and Mersh. He was consistent with 20 dollar donos (sometimes a few in a show) and the association with Gabe is played up on the Casino's end. I suspect the angle of "reformed racist" is what warmed Gabe up to Tardski (and PPP, he used to be quite the edgelord). The Casino has been saying "With Jews you win" since the beginning to clown on the more spergy element of the tribal critics. One of their more questionable decisions was the Casino backing Gabe's exposition on Stonetoss's contact information, identity and personal history (the site must avoid a certain "d word" because of legal ramifications). I am wagering Gabe is unaware of THE CP STREAM OF 2/28/19 or has been led to believe it was merely a botched execution of a well-meaning endeavor. Gabe had a brief appearance on the night of the election stream, but it was very clear that he wasn't there to hang out or socialize, just say his piece and move on. The Seinfeld references, the CYE references and the philosemitism is meant to secure Gabe's favor and trigger the more spergy element of those with critiques of the tribe.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age Casino edition

We get these streams to follow
that and this, these and those
no one knows
We got Kino Casino
how they keep sticking around
no one knows

And I realize ANDY
WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
And I realize ANDY
WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP

I journey through, the Casino
of Kino with no paypigs
I can't follow
I'm skipping through the VOD
exposed pay pigs no longer gifting
It's over

And I realize ANDY
WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP WITH RALPH
And I realize ANDY
WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP WITH RALPH

Alogs laugh at Ashtroon
the date was 2/28/19
Alogs know
WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
Alogs know