🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

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Why would you go all semantics with this word you imbecilic tritties piggy? You are a groomer, you are the embodiment of the word. Grooming is legal between adults.
Some guy in his twenties can sweet talk and groom an old lady to marry him so he can steal her inheritance.
Some woman in her twenties can sweet talk and groom a successful guy to marry her, and then divorce him to take his wealth.
Gold digging and pickup "artistry" is legal, and it's fundamentally grooming. It's predator behaviour.

Frankly, piggy sucks at it. He can only pull his hooves on mentally unwell just-18 teenagers with self-esteem and family issues. His piggy tactics only work on retarded whorses already in deranged tranny dens. Once someone experienced with men enters the frame, such as Adrienne Blaire and Pantsuela, his tricks fall flat. They dump his piggy arse where he belongs -- his Meheecoh slumber filled with drugs and the foul odour of his pissbottles.

>Freak Farms
What did your daddy juju say about nicknames?

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[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Once someone experienced with men enters the frame, such as Adrienne Blaire and Pantsuela, his tricks fall flat.

I wouldn't put Ade in this category. Granted she was a tiny bit smarter than the whores that followed her. But she was a retarded clout chaser just like them, and the only reason I feel she really abandoned the gunt was because he chose to run off with a 18-year-old meth head. That and the fact that she saw that she could easily get more attention from being one of his detractors than having to be the hole that has to fuck him.

Had he not left her for Faith, I have a feeling she would have stuck around for a while just like they did.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It would seem to me that blowing men at Burning Man comes off as gay and weird, but what do I know?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Had he not left her for Faith, I have a feeling she would have stuck around for a while just like they did.

Had he stayed with Ade, she'd be the one featured in the Corn Harvest video.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Ralph wishes he could have blocked the dick up Dick's ass? That's true dedication, when you're willing to take a cock for your e-daddy!

 

[Burd Turglar]

2 years. He has 2 years left.

 

[4090 Chad]

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Just a reminder, a year ago diddler dax was gunt guarding in the wake of the revelation that Ralph abused Meigh and threatened to kill her.



Funny how his tune changes once he is becoming a father and doesn’t want a psycho rage pig anywhere near HIS woman and child.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I hate this kayfabe drama shit. Jesse is going to gas Ralph up with his "great showman" shtick, and Ralph is going to pretend like his train wreck of a life is somehow all part of some grandiose show.

This is how everyone knows Ralph will never be truly sober: he can't be honest with himself.

 

[Oh Darn]

Just a reminder, a year ago diddler dax was gunt guarding in the wake of the revelation that Ralph abused Meigh and threatened to kill her.

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Funny how his tune changes once he is becoming a father and doesn’t want a psycho rage pig anywhere near HIS woman and child.

I have a hard time buying that Juju is cutting off Ralph for anyone’s sake other than his own

 

[BrainSand63]

This is clearly all a ruse to get attention. Juju’s antics are wearing thin, he’s become really boring over the years.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I hate this kayfabe drama shit. Jesse is going to gas Ralph up with his "great showman" shtick, and Ralph is going to pretend like his train wreck of a life is somehow all part of some grandiose show.

This is how everyone knows Ralph will never be truly sober: he can't be honest with himself.

I had a worry in my gut it was going to be some bobby heenan whose side is he on kayfabe BS. For a few minutes there I was hopeful and thought we were going to get the Ralph offensive against diddler Dax.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

A groomer is an older man who takes advantage of a naive, much younger woman. Gunt was 35, Faith was a teenager, that’s grooming. Gunt wants to pretend the definition of CSA and grooming are the same, but they aren’t. Some grooming is perfectly legal but it’s still amoral and gross af.

Ralph was a gross, creepy, middle aged man who got a teenager to run away from home, come to his mom’s shack, got her pregnant, abused her, posted revenge porn of her and then dumped her for another dumb woman (but at least one who wasn’t a teenager).

Ralph is just a disgusting, amoral, vice riddled creep and his current life is a testament to that.

Yeah, that was the gotcha. It was clear he didn't mean himself in the original post, but it was funny bc it totally applied to him

 

[JustStopDude]

Blocking him is a bitch-made act, or I suppose it could be kayfabe, which would be equally as bitch-made.

Dick blocking people on twitter is pretty par for the course. Remember, this guy is a failed improv comedian (the second lowest form of comedy sans prop comedy).

He can't read a room, take criticism, or deal with a contentious crowd. I'm pretty sure that every time he has had to get a new Twitter account, he goes to the trouble of blocking on the new account, all the old accounts that triggered him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I bet Twitter DM was the only way Ralph could get a hold of Dick. Now poor fat piggertits has been virtually shown the door by yet another father figure.

It's ok, Ralph- none of them will love you the way Ronnie did (from behind). Or at all.

 

[Telemeter]

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Keyfabe.

It's so obvious, lol.

Like we didn't know what a true holler looks like, this is pathetic.

These are required for this to be a true hollerin:

1. Doxxing 80's girl
2. Calling her a whore
3. Saying he will fuck her for Juju and give her a child since Juju is impotent (current status is irrelevant)
4. Doxxing Juju's nephews
5. Calling them retarded

The Ralphemale always, ALWAYS, goes for the women and children closes to the target, no exceptions, because Ralph is a bitch and has the mind of a woman himself, he's more womanly than any troon.

If these do not happen, then you know this is 100% fake.

 

[porkWellington]

I have a hard time buying that Juju is cutting off Ralph for anyone’s sake other than his own

I'm just fine with that. The dam that was Ralph and Dick's "friendship" has been overdue to burst. It doesn't seem like Ralph's been in Dick's "circle" for years so whatever deep lore Ralph drops is likely dated and it's unlikely Ralph was going to have new information had this happened in 2026 instead. No doubt Dick also has some good shit on Ralph to drop.

At worst neither of them drop anything now but I see Ralph dropping stuff first.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Sure, it may be kayfabe at this start, but remember he’s a pilled out drunken retardant with the most fragile ego, he’ll end up taking it to heart and really getting angry.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm just fine with that. The dam that was Ralph and Dick's "friendship" has been overdue to burst. It doesn't seem like Ralph's been in Dick's "circle" for years so whatever deep lore Ralph drops is likely dated and it's unlikely Ralph was going to have new information had this happened in 2026 instead. No doubt Dick also has some good shit on Ralph to drop.

At worst neither of them drop anything now but I see Ralph dropping stuff first.

Dude, it's fucking kayfabe.

We know Ralph's modus operandi, he's repeated it again and again, for years, documented on thousands of forum pages, for every single bridge he's ever burned.

Until there is doxxing of women and children and calling them whores and retards this just the gayest of gayfabes trying to get KF and Null's attention.

 

[Moral plague]

I vote this is kayfabe cuz I haven't seen a typical ralphamale hollering for this one yet. All fake and gay.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ralph and Dick are both gay and massive pieces of shit. They deserve each other.