free_protons4u
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Ralph is fucked up, but the "Sue me then" is a non sequitur. Makes me wonder what the rest of the email said. Probably reminding the pill piggy he is violating the RO
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Ralph you’ve been on twitter for over a decade now learn how to verify you’re replying to the ACTUAL people before sperging out on them you fucking nigger
Muppetstudios
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You just know he stayed "sober" just enough time to see Xander then immediately hit the bottle. That's why he's hollern' now.
Remember when he had the court date with Vickers years ago and was in a bar straight afterwards with a beer at 9am
Remember when he had the court date with Vickers years ago and was in a bar straight afterwards with a beer at 9am
MaltVinegarRespecter
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As a former day drinker myself, let me tell you, bars open that early only cater to the most upstanding and sophisticated of clientele.
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That's our lil ragehog, literally just got out out of a fuck up where he was talking shit without thinking, and goes right back into another.
Maybe a few more blows to the noggin will help him see clearly.
Maybe a few more blows to the noggin will help him see clearly.
JustStopDude
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Ralph, in case you are sober enough to see my comment, when you claim a specific number of dates sober, it means your still abusing drugs and alcohol. Every addict and friends/family of addicts know this.
WHEN?!?
Aka the "breath spray five minutes before stumbling in" routine.
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MaltVinegarRespecter
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His last friend...
Edit: I wish I could say it was pushing my last remaining friend away that made me quit drinking. But it was when I was getting close to losing my job and pension and a desire to not have to live in a cardboard box that did it. Sadly, much like myself, I imagine saggy won't learn anything from this.
Edit: I wish I could say it was pushing my last remaining friend away that made me quit drinking. But it was when I was getting close to losing my job and pension and a desire to not have to live in a cardboard box that did it. Sadly, much like myself, I imagine saggy won't learn anything from this.
Mynameisdark
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The Killstream Hall of Fame also lost it's only inductee.
Douglas Mortimer
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This is what we've all been waiting for
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Ralph this is your absolute last chance at some good content... Don't blow it.
Waldo Geraldo Balldo
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It seems that his philosophy of "I will be the bigger man and not talk shit" towards VIckers is over.
Ladies and guntlemen, fasten your seatbelts and return your tray table to its upright and locked position. The Dick War has begun.
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thebigdream
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This is pretty pathetic from Dick. Ralph's at the stage of xanny-brain where he can barely piece together sentences, getting a free W over him would be effortless, or he could just ignore him and wait 3 hours for him to focus his piggy rage on a new target. Blocking him is a bitch-made act, or I suppose it could be kayfabe, which would be equally as bitch-made.
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Ethan's so pathetic with his grandiose xeeting about his alleged sobriety, which is the default state of 99% of the fucking world. If you have to brag about being sober, you've already lost.
44 days sober? Do you want to count it by the second next? What a total, non-functional failure of a man. He's just so utterly pathetic. No one is going to give you pats for just 1.5 months of not drinking and/or doing drugs. It's all alleged anyway, I refuse to believe he can go a single week without booze and drugs.
44 days sober? Do you want to count it by the second next? What a total, non-functional failure of a man. He's just so utterly pathetic. No one is going to give you pats for just 1.5 months of not drinking and/or doing drugs. It's all alleged anyway, I refuse to believe he can go a single week without booze and drugs.
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Jesse is gay and this whole situation is now gay and most likely will be boring. Really fuckin lame.
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Bringing Vito into the Ralph tell-all show is fucking retarded. Whyyyyyyy??
MaltVinegarRespecter
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Why? Because absolutely no one in this scenario is an adult capable of making intelligent decisions, that's why.
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Sue me, bish! You ain't gonna get nuffin 'sides by collection of piss bottles and a broken chair that's tryna kill me.
I got blocked by Vito the Pedo and Juju the Cow? Well shit, that's okay. In fact, I heard a credible rumor that Juju dresses up like a cow to get fucked up the ass. Couldn't be me!
Um...
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SHE INTO THE OTOGON you pussy.
(totally sober btw)