🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

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Aand he had to edit a typo out right away
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GUNTMAN
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Piggertits got the feels. Your daughter doesn't read your tweets you imbecile. This sentimental journey he's on today is so fucking cringe and fake and gay.
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This new "self-aware" and self-deprecating Ralph is certainly something to see. My instinct is that Milo struck exactly at the right time when he came out of his massive bender when he was at his lowest and most ashamed. He likely offered a path back to glory beyond just the podcast and has Ralph now on a nice string. Almost certainly Milo has told him he needs to start fixing his image and make amends with enough parties for the internet to believe he deserves the smallest crumb of attention again.

This is it. He's dead by the end of the year. Not remembering he was the one yelling at Milo? Like 3 days ago? He's toast. He's been doing nothing but drugs in Mexico for months.

Ralph will likely start off well and spend a few months on this little PR campaign in a positive direction. Eventually, because he is Ralph, not even the hand of God could prevent him from crashing out. The floor always hits harder the farther you fall and this will be the moment even he decides there's no way back. At that point its blaze of glory time.

 

[Malaika]

Ralph is a goblin and I never feel bad for him, but I will always support him dunking on Mr. Vickers

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Bet you $20 Ralph is in the Anaheim area so he can avoid the fires and everyone else and can brag about how he’s in LA

I scouted out locations where the Ragepig could be staying at.

These lodgings appear to be full:


Possible locations:

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I scouted out locations where the Ragepig could be staying at.

These lodgings appear to be full:
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Possible locations:
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you missed this one

 

[Truly Rural]

Idk wtf was I thinking, but I did not expect Ralph to be this fucking boring all weekend. Such a useless lump of fat.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

THE ETERNAL RALHAMALE DUB - UNFELT YOUR BLOODLINE VICKERS
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It seems that his philosophy of "I will be the bigger man and not talk shit" towards VIckers is over.
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[Haru Okumura]

Ethan is melting down at the guy who took Matt Vickers' old Twitter handle a while ago. He thinks it's the real Vickers because he dented his head when he fell on the floor the other day.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

All I now for sure is that when the dementia hits the posts are gonna get wild. One out of place piggy tit gringo with no place to go. I'm genuinely curious as to how torta-land handles the homeless wacko's.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Ethan is melting down at the guy who took Matt Vickers' old Twitter handle a while ago. He thinks it's the real Vickers because he dented his head when he fell on the floor the other day.

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He is melting down over the message that Vickers send to Cog, talking about Ralph allegedly not actually seeing his son because he was high.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

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SOBER RALPH

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Still hollerin'

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[Pill Cosby]

He is melting down over the message that Vickers send to Cog, talking about Ralph allegedly not actually seeing his son because he was high.

What are you hollering about? Ralpth never does anything wrong; so what if he was high? You know who else gets high around their kid? Yes Rekieta.

 

[Haru Okumura]

He is melting down over the message that Vickers send to Cog, talking about Ralph allegedly not actually seeing his son because he was high.

@Mr E. Grifter pulled the logs for Cog's stream and those assertions never existed to begin with:

I decided to follow up on this, and I went through Cog's chat. Vickers was only present at the start, he only posted about 4 times in total, and all he said relevant to the current situation was the below.
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He didn't say Ralph failed to show, just that if he didn't it would be at Ralphs expense.

This is hot on the heels of him slapping it out with a fake Flamenco (@FlamencoTVYT) just yesterday:


Here is @FlamencoTVYT, the account that Ethan argued with (a fake satire account):


Here is the actual Flamenco, @FlamencoTV_YT:


Note the underscore between the name's suffix on his actual account. Ethan is serially unable to check his facts for even a few seconds and it's only gotten worse since his head injury.

 

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Lmao. Ralph tries to make a nice apologetic gesture at Faith but then can’t help reading the farms and turning it into “THATS NAWT FACTKUALLY ACCURATE!!1” diatribe and shit slinging with little nobodies.

His snout is literally glued to this forum 24/7.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is tossing out all the classics. He should get into an argument with Gator next.

 

[free_protons4u]

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Ah yes, the great com store theft! (Definitely sober btw)

Ralph is tossing out all the classics. He should get into an argument with Gator next.

Or, even better, a soundboard of gator. "Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator."

 

[JAKL II]

Ethan is melting down at the guy who took Matt Vickers' old Twitter handle a while ago. He thinks it's the real Vickers because he dented his head when he fell on the floor the other day.

Why you gotta tell Ralph whats up? You know he reads here, everybody here knows its fake, never get in the way of a ragepigging.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

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It appears he has already found a bar or a dealer. Disregard any PR tour hopes, embrace the spiral.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

lmao

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[Um...]

This is hot on the heels of him slapping it out with a fake Flamenco (@FlamencoTVYT) just yesterday:

Here is @FlamencoTVYT, the account that Ethan argued with (a fake satire account):

So is this the real Vickers that he’s drunkenly raging at on Xitter, or whoever took over Vickers’ account when he ghosted SM (fake Vickers)?

He’s also resurrecting the line he used to fling at his mortal enemy HARREH MORRIS (“I knocked yer daughter up, HARREH. Now SUCK MAH DICK, Harreh!”) Meanwhile Harry is enjoying a good laugh at the raging drunk piggy along with all of us.

This is so entertaining.

edit: ninja’d by the piggy, whose snout remains firmly glued to this forum.

 

[JAKL II]

I would laugh harder if I wasn't sore from shoveling snow but this fat fuck never fails to entertain me by posting his L's for the world to see.