Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Looney Troons]

Can’t have any ego when playing a frost mage. Dude was playing to get carried.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm not sure if he's just being a bitter retard, like this is his way of telling them they're trash/he's not having a good time, or he's just genuinely bad at the game.
Yes I know both can be true but the former seems more likely to be the deciding factor considering his mannerisms.

His whole schtick is guy wise beyond his years with enlightening life changing advice who is very kind and has a deep voice and is a great leader with life and job experience many are envious of.

He cant be seen roaching. Some of his cult fanatics might be disillusioned and stop seeing him as a father figure

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere? I check it out and get only Youtube shorts. He has some YouTube or twitch videos, but they are 90+% all "art" or yapping.
I want to confirm my hypothesis that he's a severe retard writing terrible code.
Attatched image (youtube short) supports my hypothesis.

Your code can't be terrible if you never code. He's just two steps ahead of you, cuck.

 

[Kheapathic]

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Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere? I check it out and get only Youtube shorts. He has some YouTube or twitch videos, but they are 90+% all "art" or yapping.
I want to confirm my hypothesis that he's a severe retard writing terrible code.
Attatched image (youtube short) supports my hypothesis.

I tried watching a bit after his shorts worked their way to me through the algorithm. Most of his "coding" streams is having his page up, and talking to chat. He'll do some stuff on his Minecraft server, but most of his "I'm making a game, and you should too" is talking to his chat. A way back in the thread, someone did a quickened weeks view of his streams; and it was something like 0.2% of his streams were "coding." Smarter farmers here have also concluded that he's retarded when it comes to game programming/coding.

 

[just Reading a post]

You are the second person to throw out the idea that he did this on purpose/to troll, but I really do not think that is the case.

He is just dumb, and bad at the game (and everything else he touches), and unable to admit that.

And to think none of this would be a big deal if he admitted he got scared and fucked up. Suffah, Maldy, suffah!

I used to play years ago. That pull was survivable. If he had just cc'ed the adds. The Rogue in the clip was killing them and would have killed all of them, if Mald here did his fucking job.
So either he did fuck them over for a clip moment or his mouth is writing cheques his ass can't cash.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Somebody added a picture of Jason's face in wowpedia's Roach article.
Sadly it was removed.
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Wait, is Asmongold's defense of him some kind of humiliation ritual to appease Hasan?

 

[Solid Hyrax]

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Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere? I check it out and get only Youtube shorts. He has some YouTube or twitch videos, but they are 90+% all "art" or yapping.
I want to confirm my hypothesis that he's a severe retard writing terrible code.
Attatched image (youtube short) supports my hypothesis.

Check this post if you're curious how much effort he actually puts into his game.

 

[All Smiles]

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Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere? I check it out and get only Youtube shorts. He has some YouTube or twitch videos, but they are 90+% all "art" or yapping.
I want to confirm my hypothesis that he's a severe retard writing terrible code.
Attatched image (youtube short) supports my hypothesis.

IIRC, someone much earlier in the thread did a big critique of his code. He had a laughing cartoon gif avatar.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The comments on this drama are fucking funny
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Video has a few reactions from a number of streamers. Also, at about 18:50 Pirate proves his words mean nothing, and at 21:30 Summit finds out it was pirate that pulled the boss, causing the eventual deaths.

They had the mage pull the mobs?
Or was that his own volition?
That seems bizarre. A tank with a gun you'd think would do it or like a rogue / hunter who could vanish / feign death if it goes badly.

I hope he shows his true colors, I'm so fucking tired of streamers, comments and chatters just sucking this guy's dick because they're retarded enough not to see through his bullshit.

Whenever I see people quote him like the word of God it annoys the ever living fuck out of me. I see a lot more pushback against him in chats now when some retard brings it up.

Is this Mald's biggest public fuckup so far?

Not his biggest, but its the most obvious to anyone paying attention.
His biggest is claiming to be a programmer / game developer and spending eight years not finishing a game maker game and clearly abandonwaring it.
But, people haven't realized that YET. It is soon to follow though seeing how much this thread blew up as a result of this.
I strongly suggest people ready up on the OP as there is a ton of awful shit with Mald there. If you need more reason to hate him. Actual real good reasons to.

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Are there "extended" videos of him coding somewhere?

This got me to cackle.
We had someone go through a month of his footage earlier in the thread and they found about 11 minutes of coding which consisted of him opening up the code editor several times and not doing anything.

Check this post if you're curious how much effort he actually puts into his game.

Here it is! This is the post. Bless @俺たちファームズでノッテる 's hard work.

E: Fixed post wasn't several months just a month but still given how much he streams...

 

[Morgalara]

Mald's got the whole Youtube defense force working overtime lmao. Any comment criticizing him or his play is met with scores of seething fanboys. It's honestly staggering how many white knights are defending him even in Summit's comments. Are these real people who actually see a gay furry faildev as their father figure or is it just Asmon's thralls following the words of their rot king?

 

[Kheapathic]

They had the mage pull the mobs?
Or was that his own volition?

Just going out on a limb that some people need to learn the hard way, hopefully on a non-one-life server; tab targeting will fuck your shit up in ways you could never understand. Every has little funny experiences that after ruining enough lives, they make changes to not do them anymore. I used to have polymorph right next to blink; and I'd fucking fat finger my ass and blink into a pack of mobs instead of polymorphing one. Plenty of ranged dps will tab target then hit something they didn't want to, because the tab made them select something else. I'm welcome to be wrong and I don't think he was being intentionally malicious here; but once "RUN!" was called, that's when the backstabbing dickhead came out. Welcome to be wrong, but this isn't the Hardcore Naxx group with the tank who purposely ruined shit.

 

[lupinthethird]

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The title of his stream kind of says it all, '0 deaths' featured prominently. He clearly values the fact that he hasn't died yet which is probably leading to him playing like a complete pussy, and his ego won't allow him to lose a character especially since it's known he worked for Blizzard in the past.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

nt or his mouth is writing cheques his ass can't cash.

That's Maldy for you, and not just when it comes to wow

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Just going out on a limb that some people need to learn the hard way, hopefully on a non-one-life server; tab targeting will fuck your shit up in ways you could never understand. Every has little funny experiences that after ruining enough lives, they make changes to not do them anymore. I used to have polymorph right next to blink; and I'd fucking fat finger my ass and blink into a pack of mobs instead of polymorphing one. Plenty of ranged dps will tab target then hit something they didn't want to, because the tab made them select something else. I'm welcome to be wrong and I don't think he was being intentionally malicious here; but once "RUN!" was called, that's when the backstabbing dickhead came out. Welcome to be wrong, but this isn't the Hardcore Naxx group with the tank who purposely ruined shit.

I hadn't watched the pull clip didn't realize he Tab fired mid combat with another group.
I thought from context they were having him be the puller for the team which to me was fucked up.
I think tab targeting is far worse though cause that's accidental and equally stupid.
Not even an assist macro for the tank?
What a fuckup.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

 

[Retink Retunk]

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When was this made?

I did Mythic raiding in WoD and shit was not easy. Not because it was complex on an intellectual level but because the amount of shit you had to pay attention to was cumbersome, and back then I played a Rogue so I could ignore about 50% of the mechanics with all of the evasion Rogues had. I really doubt Maldy ever did a mythic raid as part of actual progression, as the thing that got you wasn't even mechanics but keeping up rotation while focusing on mechanics and hoping no one did something stupid to drop a bad thing in the wrong spot, or that one of your own mechanics didn't kill you. I know back then I hated Sub spec (Best spec at the time) so I used Mutilation and Combat specifically, which was great for some fights, but if you had the wrong glyphs active you'd sometimes just explode when pressing Killing Spree.

 

[Jerek Deter]

Can't believe this is how the Farms finds out about Yamatosdeath. He is a HUGE source of drama and pretty infamous in the League of Legends community, not really a lolcow by definition but chimps out on other players a lot, overblows mistakes often and will deflect as hard as humanly possible if you call him out on his mistakes. There's some insane clips of him out there, I'll embed a couple for shits and giggles:
Here's Tyler1 laughing at a clip montage of some of his more recent mini freakouts:

Here's him chimping out and telling a 60 year old Brazilian dude to get cancer because the 60 year old bought a high-rank League of Legends account to ruin games for high-ranked players because high-ranked players "ruined low-ranked players games":

Here's a much longer clip of him with playing with 4 other high-ranked players (one notably being Tarzaned, a player so toxic he allegedly got kicked from a professional League of Legends team because he had a massive ego and always started arguments):

A lot of this is funnier if you play/have played League of Legends but I did not expect to see PirateSoftware/Tyler1/Yamatosdeath all playing WoW hardcore, hopefully you can derive a little enjoyment from one of the League of Legends community's favorite ragepigs either way. I wonder if Yamato/anyone else notorious for their temper in the OnlyFangs guild will lose it on Jason hard if he keeps fucking up because I could see it being really, really funny.

 

[Shuhalo]

tab targeting will fuck your shit up in ways you could never understand.

Tab targeting in Vanilla seems to be especially borked.
Been levelling my priest over the last week, and had to catch myself lots of times where I went to wand via tab targeting, and it would target another pack that we weren't in combat with that was barely on the edge of my screen.

Annoying for sure on normal realms, a 200hr "oopsie" in Hardcore.

The title of his stream kind of says it all, '0 deaths' featured prominently. He clearly values the fact that he hasn't died yet which is probably leading to him playing like a complete pussy, and his ego won't allow him to lose a character especially since it's known he worked for Blizzard in the past.

I think, outside of this moment, I've only seen him in a Hardcore compilation once. Where most of the big streamers are getting in every one or two videos, there are even recurring tiny streamers. This tells me he is playing like an absolute pussy. Which is arguably the best way to play to keep on living, but it also means his content is dull as hell since he's not doing pulls with the tiniest chance of going wrong.

 

[itogi]

It is possible that this is just YouTube not archiving this VOD as it's 18 fucking hours.

It's not just possible, it's the main reason why the VOD is not available. YouTube does not allow uploading videos/does not show stream VODs that are over 12h long.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What I want to see next is if people still want to group up with mald from here on. I think he is still in sodapoppins guild? I saw him in what I think to be orgrimmar huddling with many trolls all looking like him around 1 troll. So that should be his guild and he is still hanging around hours after the roaching incident.

Will he have to start playing with non guildies? Will people try to get him killed as revenge? Whatever it is, I hope it's funny