🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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Ralph goes after Dax and Eighty Girl for doing drugs:

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The Ralphemale always, ALWAYS, goes for the women and children closes to the target, no exceptions, because Ralph is a bitch and has the mind of a woman himself, he's more womanly than any troon.
He pulls that even with his ayelawgs such as trying to take swings at @MirnaMinkoff which always falls flat. When their gender isn't known, he fantasises about feminisation, just so he can call the person a slut. He's really a one trick piggy with triple titties and a bifurcated gunt.

Troons are masculine in comparison. I mean, they are, they're men but you get the point. Ethan's lifeform is more pathetic than a troon. Being called a slut by him might as well be a compliment. He would only lovebomb the gross prostitutes and teenagers he's trying to fuck. He wouldn't even do that to his own mother and daughter, whom he called bitches.
 
Ralph goes after Dax and Eighty Girl for doing drugs:

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He really does follow the farms every second. Think he got the ok to go after Dick with this hard hitting tweet that he takes drugs? LMAO. Start calling him JuJu now!!

Once Jesse from PW is involved the unfunny gay ops are sure to follow. No surprise Dax would team up for one with Jesse, they both have dead gay shows that nobody pays attention to.
 
Ralph goes after Dax and Eighty Girl for doing drugs:

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You wanna cross me? You wanna cross the Ralphamale? Well guess what bish? I'mma show you a little somethin' I learned in jail. I'mma snitch on your ass. That's right, I bet you didn't know. I was the biggest snitch in the big house. I was such a snitch that even the cee-ohs went around tellin' everyone how much of a snitch I was. Everyone in there knew to watch themselves around me. And Dick Masterson, you're gonna learn the hard way you don't cross tha Ralphamale. 'Cuz I know all your secrets and they're comin' out whether you like them or not.
 
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