🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Ralph felting Vickers will never get old

SERVE THE SWINE MASTER, COIN MAN

 

[ddlloo]

I wonder if Ralph genuinely can't tell what happened. I'll spell it out for you Ralph: Everything was fine for you to go to dick's place, but then LA caught on fire and you looked, sounded, and fell like you were off your face AGAIN. On top of that you got into a huge fight with milo (and don't say it's kayfabe, you barely even know when it's fake or not, let alone anyone else) and were threatening to beat him... at Dick's place... Where his pregnant girlfriend is!

Dax not really giving a shit about you isn't something new, it's always been the case. Doesn't mean he hasn't been willing to platform you and try and help you out (for his own gain, but that's how the sectur works and you know it). Whatever though, go off, king.

 

[Lidl Drip]

KF: maybe impregnating a 18 year old is a bad idea
FUCK YEW BITCH I DO WAT I WANT!
...
turns out that was a bad idea

KF: maybe antagonizing the father of your new babymomma is a bad idea, her family is her only support
FUCK YEW BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT! MY BITCH WILL NEVER LEAVE ME!
...
turns out she left me and went back to live with her dad

KF: maybe Fuentes just uses Ralph as an attack dog and fall guy and actually thinks hes a moron
FUCK YEW BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW TRUE LOYALTY
...
turns our Nick just used me as an attack dog and treats me like a moron

KF: maybe Diddler Dax is just friends with Ralph because he is his personal lolcow and he secretly thinks he is a moron
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU CAN NEVER TURN ME AGAINST MAH BEST FRIEND!
...
turns out Dax never really cared about me and only saw me as his personal lolcow

hmmm if only there was some sort of lesson here

 

[jewsernotfound]

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good thing cats don't fold to bullshit

 

[Schpoots]

Cut down the masterson tree, Ralph! It's his fault you met Faith and Meigh!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This is so fake and gay! pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph, you regularly leave your cats to fend for themselves whenever you're bored of being isolated in Mexico.

Don't start pearl-clutching about animal abuse.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is so fake and gay! pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal

It's real but he will crawl back to Dax like a dog with his tail tucked when he realizes he doesn't have any other friends and then he will claim they "squashed" the beef while he secretly keeps seething eternally, just like with Ricky-yetta.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's real but he will crawl back to Dax like a dog with his tail tucked when he realizes he doesn't have any other friends and then he will claim they "squashed" the beef while he secretly keeps seething eternally, just like with Ricky-yetta.

Yes, this is not kayfabe, but he doesn't go all in to leave a door open. He's now at least risking to lose viewers/donations if he forces a part of his audience to chose. Hard to tell how big the crossover between both audiences is though.

 

[ddlloo]

Yes, this is not kayfabe, but he doesn't go all in to leave a door open. He's now at least risking to lose viewers/donations if he forces a part of his audience to chose. Hard to tell how big the crossover between both audiences is though.
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My man, Ralph has no audience.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Lol, this will amount to nothing like all of Ralphs claims of scorched earth. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if piggy tries crawling back to master Juju eventually.

 

[Rage Pig]

There are some gold nuggets in the replies.

 

[el bandito loco]

Dick should own it and him and 80s girl should just go ahead and get married dressed in their matching cow costumes Ethan claims he saw and post it. It's funny to see him go after the only guy who put up with him all this time (whether he really gave a shit or not) but it would be equally funny if every attempt to dunk on him was countered with direct admissions to whatever weird shit Ralph is claiming lol

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph is in Otay, with ODay.

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Otay Simpson is his fuckin hero, remember. Ever since he watched the trial as a kid.

Ralph is fucked up, but the "Sue me then" is a non sequitur. Makes me wonder what the rest of the email said. Probably reminding the pill piggy he is violating the RO

I have absolutely no problem believing this is the entirety of the exchange. Remember his Legal Mindset promo where he started hollering about how he wasn't going back to jail, despite that having absolutely nothing to do with Legal Mindset.

Ralph brain don't work so good no more.

 

[Telemeter]

Yes, this is not kayfabe, but he doesn't go all in to leave a door open. He's now at least risking to lose viewers/donations if he forces a part of his audience to chose. Hard to tell how big the crossover between both audiences is though.
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Ralph hasn't called 80's girl a slatternly whore, talked about how much cock she sucked, called for miscarriage and talked about gunting her.

Kayfabe.

There's thousands of pages on Ralph's very well documented modus operandi on bridge burning.

This is just as fake as Juju and Vito the pedo's feud:
"You pretended to be a pedo..."

Juju is desperate for Null's attention.

 

[Tiger Jack]

You don't have the guts to really burn this bridge, Ralph.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

It seems that his philosophy of "I will be the bigger man and not talk shit" towards VIckers is over.

Ralph, you may have won the battle against Vickers but at what cost? Also poor Xander

 

[I Frot The Law]

until he calls him Juju

It's an unfunny joke written by another jaded ex GF of Dick's

 

[Bill Evans 45]

There are some gold nuggets in the replies.

' cancelled for bs reasons' what, like his city being an inferno, his pregnant gf being at risk of inhaling airborne carcinogens, trying to help the displaced and you being a fat fucking liability?

I think it appears to be kayfabe at this point, but I wouldn't put it past PA to snake him on live.