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[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

How to cope when attacked with the terf’s greatest weapon:
Some suggestions:

lol, based wife.


Sanest tranny on Reddit.


Our Leatherface:



You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/fmi0lniUVq

https://archive.ph/2025.01.13-005309/https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1hz51d3/responses_to_youll_never_be_a_real_womanman/?share_id=87hSSg2fByEy7klpXRgrI

 

[Vampirella]

Violence, the most feminine way to respond to anything. My chainsaw is why I carry an extra big purse, how about you other ladies.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Violence, the most feminine way to respond to anything. My chainsaw is why I carry an extra big purse, how about you other ladies.

The purse in question:

Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Husqvarna.

 

[Narinder]

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Based on the username making it an obvious throwaway, I'm going to bet this is written by a poon that got "misgendered" by someone trying to help her and then decided to LARP as the therapist seeking forgiveness.

 

[SofondaCox]

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If I was a nicer person, I’d try to figure out a way to prevent this, because reading that brought up a whole scenario of waking up and realizing afresh that it was in fact not a dream, and your genitalia has been gouged out. No idea how they survive even one morning in that state.

Thank goodness I’m not.
Anybody checked on Fistulissa? He is such a lil pocket of pus and sunshine.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

from the detrans subreddit

If I was a nicer person, I’d try to figure out a way to prevent this, because reading that brought up a whole scenario of waking up and realizing afresh that it was in fact not a dream, and your genitalia has been gouged out.

These posts read like a horror story every time.

I read some of his comments on that thread. It's really sad.

Spoiler

 

[GloriousScarf]

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A therapist thinks its a moral failing to see reality. Good lord.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

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TRAs always shrieking about trans suicides but does anyone bother to note and track the detrans ones? The line has to be tracking upwards. Or do trannies colonize and appropriate detrans deaths as their own?

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

It's not at all a crackpot theory, that's exactly what happened. Troons and neoliberals out, foreigners who legally bash troons and fags in their countries in (or entire production moved to said countries).

 

[Candidate No 7]

It's wild how TERFs and transphobes constantly try to invalidate my identity and education. A degree in Gender and Women's Studies isn't just a piece of paper—it's a deep dive into the complexities of gender, womanhood, and the intersections of both. My professors, who were trans-inclusive feminists, taught me theories that are just as valid as any other. Yet, these critics who have no real understanding of what it means to be a woman feel entitled to dismiss my experience. My knowledge is rooted in real scholarship, and so is my womanhood.

It's wild.



More LOLs:

Lol, they try so hard. I know who I am, and I don't need anyone to validate it. I'm a woman.

O rly?

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

My knowledge is rooted in real scholarship, and so is my womanhood.

"Learned woman" has taken on a completely new meaning, it seems...

 

[Sean Andalou]

TRAs always shrieking about trans suicides but does anyone bother to note and track the detrans ones?

Interesting question,
but as a clarification I would count detrans suicides as a subset of trans suicides.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

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Yes it is.
It's just another pointless qualification designed to pander to people who aren't smart enough to get a degree in something worthwhile - a modern day recreation of "Media Studies Degrees" which were a laughing stock a few years ago.

Why do you think that people like Jonathan Yaniv are doing that degree?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Paging Florida person ...

Spoiler: text

I keep thinking about that one video, I think it was a TikTok, about a mother who talked about how she taught her child to spot people wearing pride/pronoun pins because they're the safest people to talk to, especially because in this instance the child was in a particular distressing situation where the pin wearer helped them.

I really want to do that, to differentiate myself as someone safe to talk to, as someone more normal compared to the frankly horrendously Trump worshipping Florida. But is Florida too right wing to be wearing pins or shirts like that? Would it be too dangerous, or does it depend on the city or county? To be more specific, I'm in Pinellas County, but I hope to move to Orlando for college this year.

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[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

about a mother who talked about how she taught her child to spot people wearing pride/pronoun pins because they're the safest people to talk to

 

[Necrosan]

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Spoiler: text

I keep thinking about that one video, I think it was a TikTok, about a mother who talked about how she taught her child to spot people wearing pride/pronoun pins because they're the safest people to talk to, especially because in this instance the child was in a particular distressing situation where the pin wearer helped them.

I really want to do that, to differentiate myself as someone safe to talk to, as someone more normal compared to the frankly horrendously Trump worshipping Florida. But is Florida too right wing to be wearing pins or shirts like that? Would it be too dangerous, or does it depend on the city or county? To be more specific, I'm in Pinellas County, but I hope to move to Orlando for college this year.

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This is like one degree of separation away from Yaniv's "I want to teach little girls in bathrooms how to use tampons".

 

[DSHK]

Okay I was joking and I thought it was an American film thing but that made me laugh out loud.

I do remember, many years ago, a minor kerfuffle arising over a school policy that explicitly started forbidding parents picking up their children on school grounds if they were

i) Not wearing a bra, or
ii) Wearing 'saggy' trousers that showed underwear.

This was before trans madness so the two conditions referred to i) women and ii) men. This was a black neighbourhood and the controversy was about whether the policy was 'racist' or not.

Every time I see a sign now that says something absolutely insane and would be comedic in any other context, I remind myself 'that sign is there prohibiting that because somebody did that'.

Everywhere in the south has a No Niggers policy

 

[Caesar]

Paging Florida person ...
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Spoiler: text

I keep thinking about that one video, I think it was a TikTok, about a mother who talked about how she taught her child to spot people wearing pride/pronoun pins because they're the safest people to talk to, especially because in this instance the child was in a particular distressing situation where the pin wearer helped them.

I really want to do that, to differentiate myself as someone safe to talk to, as someone more normal compared to the frankly horrendously Trump worshipping Florida. But is Florida too right wing to be wearing pins or shirts like that? Would it be too dangerous, or does it depend on the city or county? To be more specific, I'm in Pinellas County, but I hope to move to Orlando for college this year.

Reddit -- Archive

"How as a predator can I appear safe for children to approach, Reddit?"

 

[majorplayer]

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

Amen.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A plea for non-binary purity.

I'm noticing a few posts begin with "hi I'm afab/amab and I'm nonbinary". Sometimes it can be helpful to know what your agab is, but please don't automatically disclose it. Let's not perpetuate the gender/sex binary here more than we need to. We're all non-binary here. The parts that you're born with don't need to matter too much.

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Lots of approving replies, some with a bit of nuance.
Scroll down a bit for this rant:

Spoiler: The whole thing.

friends... the point is bio-essentialism is bad and it's better to use direct, precise language. just say what you're really trying to say by stating your agab. are you trying to say:

• you have certain genitalia or secondary sex characteristics?
• you are usually perceived as a certain gender?
• you experience a certain type of gender-based oppression because of the gender you're perceived as?
• anything other than quite literally only "i was assigned [gender] at birth"?

cool, just say that then! such experiences, body parts etc. are not exclusive to one agab or another, and saying you were assigned a certain gender at birth does not inherently imply these things - many intersex folks and folks of various genders (cis, trans, and beyond) who were assigned a different gender at birth than you can and do have those experiences and/or body parts too, and many people who were assigned the gender at birth that you were do not have these experiences, body parts etc.

you can still personally identify with whatever terminology you like (nobody said you couldn't), but unless saying literally what you were assigned at birth is relevant and necessary, stating your agab is vague and unclear at best. just be specific. "I have a uterus and experience misogyny due to being perceived as a woman" is so much clearer than "i was assigned female at birth", for example.