Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I wonder if Nick and Qayla were over in Shakopee for New Years?

Police investigating 2 deaths at Shakopee hotel after swingers party​

They were found in a hotel room with narcotics "and known drug paraphernalia," police say.

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/police-investigating-2-deaths-at-shakopee-hotel-after-swingers-party

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If not, there's another one coming up in February!
(To give credit where it's due, I caught this via Steel Toe this morning - Another WIN for the Toe!)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And we all need to remember that discovery in the Montagraph case is just around the corner.
Monty will gleefully publish the depositions once they are done, or someone from the Farms will pay for them and post them.

People who thought 2025 would be a down year for this Lolcow have no idea what is going to hit us next.
Nothing will be funnier than watching Nick squirm and shift in his seat when asked about his evidence for Monty being pedophile.

I hope we get the full video and not just transcripts.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron has just announced in his Members Only show that Melton and Nick are officially under a criminal investigation for the cybercrimes and he has calls with the police regarding it tomorrow.

He said it is confirmed it will directly impact his criminal case re: revenge porn.

He didn't confirm anything.

What Aaron has been doing for the past couple days is publicly talk about his interest in getting paid to go to Melton's event in Vegas to do a boxing match of some kind despite the fact he has accused Melton of crimes against him, with one of the potential opponents being Rekieta, who he has also accused of crimes.

Aaron then said he called his lawyer, NOT to ask if it was okay for him to do this, but apparently to set up some sort of contract for a fight. It isn't clear when he talks about "his lawyer" whether he's referring to his defense lawyer for his current case, or the previous lawyer he used for his past cases, but this lawyer appears to be up to date with the current case, so I'm assuming the former.

Aaron's lawyer sits his client down and tells him WHAT A STUPID IDEA IT IS to do something like this especially when he is trying to use their illicit access of his email accounts to get out of his pending case, or as Aaron put it: "that investigation is currently affecting [his] current case."

All of what Aaron is relaying is third-hand information. It's also worth noting that he confirmed his lawyer has hired a private investigator to examine Rekieta's illicit access, and part of what Aaron refers to as "the investigation" might actually be that. Aaron already stated he went down to be interviewed a long time, probably months ago, which itself would be "officially under investigation". The question is whether it moved forward or not.

What this boils down to is that Aaron is really fucking stupid. He's too stupid to realize that by discussing in detail his conversations with his lawyer he is waiving his own attorney-client privilege. He's too stupid to realize that negotiating a paid appearance for a boxing match with people he has accused of hacking him looks bad when he is trying to get people to take his accusation of hacking seriously. He had to be explained that by his lawyer as he then explained to the public, piercing his own privilege.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I really really hope that Null's attempts to get swole and attractive for the sake of his nonprofit are successful because I want to see what insult Nick resorts to when Null is confirmed no longer fat.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I really really hope that Null's attempts to get swole and attractive for the sake of his nonprofit are successful because I want to see what insult Nick resorts to when Null is confirmed no longer fat.

V-Tuber Arc?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

V-Tuber Arc?

Nick would have to troon out first. He still hasn't forthrightly admitted he's a homosexual yet so I honestly think we won't make it to the troon arc.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This guy is awesome. I've learned so much about catching fish from watching him. If anyone is into outdoor stuff and hasn't checked him out, I highly recommend it!

He also handles "hundreds" of traffic cases a year. Nick can't even show up for one.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Below: A teaser (the seething faggot can't even form a proper fist while on with MAPton and his boys)



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He can’t make a proper fist because there’s always been a penis in it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Gloating about ongoing legal cases is not playing your cards well. He should STFU until there's nothing to mess up.

Remember how well "dammit Nick, we lost the case again" aged?

Yeah, one ought not to tempt karma, even if there is a difference between the police / state investigating idiots for violating your rights (for Aaron), versus a lawsuit you brought up (for Ty representing Vic).

 

[Strix454]

Some of the swinger group Midwest Euphoria's more interesting rules:

MW EUPHORIA RULES

• Single ladies are highly respected in the MW Euphoria Community. Stalking or harassment of single ladies is never permitted and, if excessive, can result in temporary or permanent suspension of a couple's membership.
• Couples should arrive and depart the event together.
• Whether you are a man or a woman, please ask for the consent of others before touching.
• Please keep your voice down outside and respect the neighborhood.

I hope that the first rule is just badly articulated. That they do not really distinguish between "excessive" and non-excessive stalking.

 

[Vibralldo]

What this boils down to is that Aaron is really fucking stupid. He's too stupid to realize that by discussing in detail his conversations with his lawyer he is waiving his own attorney-client privilege. He's too stupid to realize that negotiating a paid appearance for a boxing match with people he has accused of hacking him looks bad when he is trying to get people to take his accusation of hacking seriously. He had to be explained that by his lawyer as he then explained to the public, piercing his own privilege.

Nick is under the influence of alcohol and cocaine when he talks about his case

Aaron does it while sober

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Some of the swinger group Midwest Euphoria's more interesting rules:

MW EUPHORIA RULES

• Single ladies are highly respected in the MW Euphoria Community. Stalking or harassment of single ladies is never permitted and, if excessive, can result in temporary or permanent suspension of a couple's membership.
• Couples should arrive and depart the event together.
• Whether you are a man or a woman, please ask for the consent of others before touching.
• Please keep your voice down outside and respect the neighborhood.

I hope that the first rule is just badly articulated. That they do not really distinguish between "excessive" and non-excessive stalking.

Lol, I think it is just awkward language. Single women ("unicorns") are, as "unicorn" implies, highly rare and generally considered highly desireable/ in demand. So they will be approached, contacted, etc., courted, if you will, by both men and couples, groups, party-throwers, etc. So I think they're trying not to suggest no pursuit/even intense pursuit is permitted, bc it's part of the deal. But those organizations will absolutely kick out or ban people who are disrespectful, and people with bad reputations are going to be barred from any hope of getting what they went there for.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Some of the swinger group Midwest Euphoria's more interesting rules:

MW EUPHORIA RULES

• Single ladies are highly respected in the MW Euphoria Community. Stalking or harassment of single ladies is never permitted and, if excessive, can result in temporary or permanent suspension of a couple's membership.
• Couples should arrive and depart the event together.
• Whether you are a man or a woman, please ask for the consent of others before touching.
• Please keep your voice down outside and respect the neighborhood.

I hope that the first rule is just badly articulated. That they do not really distinguish between "excessive" and non-excessive stalking.

I'm not clear on what non-excessive stalking even is or how you would distinguish it. Stalking by definition implies unwanted pursuit. That seems to go against the policy/belief of consent.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm not clear on what non-excessive stalking even is or how you would distinguish it. Stalking by definition implies unwanted pursuit. That seems to go against the policy/belief of consent.

Non-excessive stalking is when you get childed, excessive stalking is when you get to enjoy prison. Wait for the knock.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick would have to troon out first. He still hasn't forthrightly admitted he's a homosexual yet so I honestly think we won't make it to the troon arc.

: That's where you're wrong incel prude, it's not gay to suck miles of Jamaican cock if I'm a woman.

 

[Albatrossius]

You can't unsee that drugs have turned Rekieta into a drunk bearded slurring Nancy Pelosi. He's the drunken Aunt, not the trad dad.
I retract my entire theoretical, I'm sure his kids are fine, and he can't get a rocket with women because he's super straight, and that all men have naked parties at cheerleader camp.
My bad, i didn't know that was american male culture. enjoy shoving your balls into women using soup ladles.... super straight. double handspring yay! hurray!

 

[Melty Butter]

Pro-life people generally frown upon bankrolling Jamaican abortions.

One of the questions we'll never have answered. After reflecting on it for a few months, I think it was drug-related. Or she has pics and it was simple blackmail. Either way, I'm certain she got the money despite what Nick said.

It'd be pretty funny if the mortgage went to paying to support Brown Baby Rackets. Kayla would get behind that over an abortion. She's deeply pro-life.

I don't think this is happening. I don't exactly know if that's because I have some smoldering ember of faith left in Rekeita of if it's because the idea of horrific enough that it kills all joy and mirth at the clown show so I don't want it to be true.

I don't think so either but on the topic of doomsday thoughts...

I wake up every day and contemplate someone in this saga self-deleting and the fallout. Has a major Lolcow ever offed himself?

I don't see Nick or April doing so (too narcissistic) but a Kayla suicide seems possible. And that would be a tragedy, IMO, for the kids if nothing else.

It isn't clear when he talks about "his lawyer" whether he's referring to his defense lawyer for his current case, or the previous lawyer he used for his past cases, but this lawyer appears to be up to date with the current case, so I'm assuming the former.

Same attorney for everything, as I understand it. He's named for the divorces and the revenge porn case. Do you have info that he has another for the hacking case?


The guy is a one-stop shop. The running joke on STMS is that, at each turn, his lawyer is like, 'Seriously, dude? There's more?'

 

[parsnip]

He also handles "hundreds" of traffic cases a year. Nick can't even show up for one.

And he's always so nice with his kids, and cooks food that looks delicious. I think he's the anti-Nick

 

[MooseGump]

Nick would have to troon out first. He still hasn't forthrightly admitted he's a homosexual yet so I honestly think we won't make it to the troon arc.

He's already past the homo part

 

[Law]

Anything this faggot cuck skelly accuses anyone else of is something he's guilty of, too, but ten times more guilty as whoever he's accusing of it.

But he accuses Null of being fat, so does that mean. . . ?
NICK IS FAT