Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

I would almost pay to watch Nick try this stuff live on a captive audience who has no idea who anyone he's talking about is.

If you want a preview, just read his Twitter replies.

 

[just Reading a post]

that Melton and Nick are officially under a criminal investigation for the cybercrimes

U done goofed Nick, Aaron backtraced you.

 

[Albatrossius]

Theoretically, Nick's 'favorite' was also the one that tested positive. When they tested, it wasn't just for Coke, so the fact she popped for the drug they have, means it wasn't likely a false positive. So the favorite, is high. The favorite has night terrors too right? That's something that was often talked about....
These are all signs of a certain kind of action being taken by the parents, or their friends. Telling her she's the favorite, so she keeps adult secrets. Feeding drugs. Horrible nightmares......
Hetero men don't have naked parties at cheerleader camp.
I came in after the fact. I think others knew nick and don't realize how biased they are.
Even the people like Kino, who i've listened to a bit now, when it comes to the kids and the drugs, they ONLY suggest friendly reasons "monkey see, monkey do" or "they dropped it in the couch"
Why don't we just be honest about everything. Even the the kids.
It looks way worse than i've seen anyone suggest imo.
Even the people "not defending him" are, by not be honest about the possibiliies here. Ask any shrink about this child and her problems... They'll tell you what i just did is absolutely a possibility given the circumstances. If you're honest. Theoretically. eople around him and defending him, seem a little friendly with these ideas, don't they.........? She's also lashing out in violent outbursts?All lines up with certain things
Viva seems into the coke doesn't he? he's a big fan right? His defenders get pretty interesting don't they.

 

[myhairisonfire]

You know, I don't know why, but Nick reminds me of another non-practicting lawyer who traded his law career away to try to make it big on Youtube.

Look at this NERD. He also prides himself in being a trad Dad religious man. I'm sure this NERD completely crashed and burned. I wonder how his Youtube channel is doing?

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Oh. He's doubled his subscriber count from 6M to 12M in the last year and change.

Huh. THAT'S what happens when you don't larp, consistently put in work, and don't shove your profits up your nose. Imagine that.

He also has a 1.13M subscriber second channel dedicated to only one thing: catching catfish and carp. Twice as many people want to see this guy throw canned corn into a pond than want to see Rekieta do anything.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What did Null do this time?
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"I HAVE ONE JOKE! I HAVE ONE JOKE! I AM LIKE THE PENIS MASTERSEN WHEN HE CALLED A WOMEN FAT ON THE DOCTOR PHILL'S SHOW! I AM NOT THE FAT UNLIKE DOG MAN AND NEITHER IS ANY OF MY WIVES NOR CHILDREN BECAUSE OF THE COKE USAGE!"

 

[Windy Moors]

Fat people can lose weight, Nick will always be a cringe cokehead cuck who neglected his children.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

2025 will be the Year of the Pig, stalker child. Enjoy Prison.

I agree, but you have the wrong pig in mind!

I swear every time I say it, it becomes more painful yet more darkly enjoyable..."Another Win For The Toe!'

It's going to be carved into Rekeita's tombstone at this rate.

Rackets for LOTY 2025 campaign is off to a strong start. BMJcels on suicide watch.

If you listen to the Chinese this is the year of the snake! Which means obviously that this is that damn serpentine Joshua Moons year, but I think those chinks don't know shit.

Obviously the year of the pig has come early, for one pig in particular, the hero of hogs, the king of content. Ethan Oliver Ralph, The Ralphamale. He will get himself involved further in Rekeita's legal shit he's already tried witness intimidation I doubt he's gonna be left out of further similar investigations.

Ralph for the last year has been in hibernation but he's going to burst out of his porcine hovel and run on his little hooves as fast he can towards stardom.

Ethan Ralph will shine brighter than rekeita and be an even bigger pain to involved parties than anyone else, he will be back in America just like his eternal enemy Joshua Moon and he will end up dead in a field naked, covered in pork rub and with an apple forced into his mouth. Hopefully this happens before October so we can have histories longest dead person stream where Null has to take an intermission break just to survive it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron knows that Nick and MAPton are pathologically obsessed with him and all they yearn for is to terminally one-up him. Aaron's tactic is to tease or run his mouth about 'big things' coming their way, which draws them into responding in a retarded way

And it works every single time.
They have both provided enough evidence to be investigated, and considering this is really happening it would mean Aaron could have won this very easily by filing for a TRO against Melton and Nick. The fact that he did not do that should tell you everything there is to know about it. Aaron intends to exploit this for views and donations as much as possible. He can play the victim of a criminal conspiracy, which is always good for views.

 

[Vibralldo]

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This... isn't even a joke. What does being fat have to with a coke habit? The punchline does not follow from the setup. It could have been a joke if he had said "Null weighs so many grams, it even puts my coke stash to shame". Or "Null inhales food even faster than I inhale cocaine". As-is, it's a non sequitur.

Here, let me try some balldo-brain comedy:
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"April is such a whore, she makes avocados look orange."View attachment 6851464
Nailed it.

He's trying to argue "How can Null say I'm unhealthy for responsibly doing cocaine medically with my daughter when he's fat?!" which is a retarded argument

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Theoretically, Nick's 'favorite' was also the one that tested positive. When they tested, it wasn't just for Coke, so the fact she popped for the drug they have, means it wasn't likely a false positive. So the favorite, is high. The favorite has night terrors too right? That's something that was often talked about....
These are all signs of a certain kind of action being taken by the parents, or their friends. Telling her she's the favorite, so she keeps adult secrets. Feeding drugs. Horrible nightmares......
Hetero men don't have naked parties at cheerleader camp.
I came in after the fact. I think others knew nick and don't realize how biased they are.
Even the people like Kino, who i've listened to a bit now, when it comes to the kids and the drugs, they ONLY suggest friendly reasons "monkey see, monkey do" or "they dropped it in the couch"
Why don't we just be honest about everything. Even the the kids.
It looks way worse than i've seen anyone suggest imo.
Even the people "not defending him" are, by not be honest about the possibiliies here. Ask any shrink about this child and her problems... They'll tell you what i just did is absolutely a possibility given the circumstances. If you're honest. Theoretically. eople around him and defending him, seem a little friendly with these ideas, don't they.........? She's also lashing out in violent outbursts?All lines up with certain things
Viva seems into the coke doesn't he? he's a big fan right? His defenders get pretty interesting don't they.

I have been screaming this from the rooftops from day one. You're not alone in thinking this, but a majority of us are praying that it's all coincidental.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Theoretically, Nick's 'favorite' was also the one that tested positive. When they tested, it wasn't just for Coke, so the fact she popped for the drug they have, means it wasn't likely a false positive. So the favorite, is high. The favorite has night terrors too right? That's something that was often talked about....
These are all signs of a certain kind of action being taken by the parents, or their friends. Telling her she's the favorite, so she keeps adult secrets. Feeding drugs. Horrible nightmares......
Hetero men don't have naked parties at cheerleader camp.
I came in after the fact. I think others knew nick and don't realize how biased they are.
Even the people like Kino, who i've listened to a bit now, when it comes to the kids and the drugs, they ONLY suggest friendly reasons "monkey see, monkey do" or "they dropped it in the couch"
Why don't we just be honest about everything. Even the the kids.
It looks way worse than i've seen anyone suggest imo.
Even the people "not defending him" are, by not be honest about the possibiliies here. Ask any shrink about this child and her problems... They'll tell you what i just did is absolutely a possibility given the circumstances. If you're honest. Theoretically. eople around him and defending him, seem a little friendly with these ideas, don't they.........? She's also lashing out in violent outbursts?All lines up with certain things
Viva seems into the coke doesn't he? he's a big fan right? His defenders get pretty interesting don't they.

I don't think this is happening. I don't exactly know if that's because I have some smoldering ember of faith left in Rekeita of if it's because the idea of horrific enough that it kills all joy and mirth at the clown show so I don't want it to be true.

When the kids got taken that idea had to have gone through CPS of the cops heads and I'm sure they have tested the kids for those types of abuse. They certainly wouldn't have given them back if they found anything like that. I have made jokes and inferences that rekeita will sell his children to Vito or Patrick at some point but that's just me being sardonic. If I thought he was actually doing something like that none of this would be funny anymore.

 

[Law]

grossdressing

^funny typo

"I HAVE ONE JOKE! I HAVE ONE JOKE! I AM LIKE THE PENIS MASTERSEN WHEN HE CALLED A WOMEN FAT ON THE DOCTOR PHILL'S SHOW! I AM NOT THE FAT UNLIKE DOG MAN AND NEITHER IS ANY OF MY WIVES NOR CHILDREN BECAUSE OF THE COKE USAGE!"

"Alright Mr. Rekieta, time for your pills. Let's get you to bed."

 

[Je$ter]

Nick admitting that he has a cocaine consumption problem

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

how could someone else top him besides dying?

I'm just waiting for him to end 2025 by crashing the car into a tree when he loses control and the autopsy report indicating like a .25+ BAC with coke in his system.


Also damn denied the ability to stream (not that he would) by having his PC seized?
That'd be all too funny.

Nick admitting that he has a cocaine consumption problem

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Its not admitting it like he has a problem either, but he's trying to use it as a own against Null of all things.
"Yeah I do drugs, neglect my kids, ruined my life, BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE NULLLLL RIGHT?"

 

[AnOminous]

I feel that the April Abortion Arc is the best fit, but may as well add it onto the pile of things it could be. His 2nd home officially sold for 70k less than his asking price a few days later, so it could be something as mundane as that.

I love his tween girl whining. "Confluence of bullshit." Lmao. You mean the absolutely stupid shit you've been constantly doing that had exactly the consequences everyone told you it would have?

The Toe has played his legal cards pretty well so far, so I'm going to assume (until proven wrong) that Rackets and possibly the pedo have already been contacted by the police.

Gloating about ongoing legal cases is not playing your cards well. He should STFU until there's nothing to mess up.

Remember how well "dammit Nick, we lost the case again" aged?

 

[Vibralldo]

I love his tween girl whining. "Confluence of bullshit." Lmao. You mean the absolutely stupid shit you've been constantly doing that had exactly the consequences everyone told you it would have?

And he will continue to whine about it and do nothing to change because learned helplessness and blaming others is easier than fixing his own life

 

[Pelican Bones]

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I see ol' Bootlicker Branca has decided to come up for air from licking cop boot so he can give Rekieta's a quick shinin', too.

Very cool.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Even the people "not defending him" are, by not be honest about the possibiliies here. Ask any shrink about this child and her problems... They'll tell you what i just did is absolutely a possibility given the circumstances.

The same thing get's repeated every few months. At the end of the day he is not being charged for that. Nor is there anything to gain from talking about that specifically. That topic is frankly poison.
And to me it's just superfluous.
Just a few days ago, in one of Nicky's few live appearance's his daughter once again came crawling to his room begging for food and Nicky once again rudely told her to leave daddy alone. To this day, in spite of being criminally charged with neglect and temporarily being stripped of custody over his kids he still refuses to feed them.
He is low life scum that starves his children. That's already lower than dirt and confirmed by himself as well as third parties. You don't need to read between the lines, you just have to turn the page.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder that this is the guy talking about people jerking off to shota, a man who has admitted that his favourite anime is about underage rape, sexual torture, etc. all done by a protagonist who is...

Cuckieta has basically taken over Ralph's Law. Anything this faggot cuck skelly accuses anyone else of is something he's guilty of, too, but ten times more guilty as whoever he's accusing of it.

Pretty much the only exception is being fat, since he's a twitching, anorexic, no muscle pussy who could be blown over by a light breeze.

I see ol' Bootlicker Branca has decided to come up for air from licking cop boot so he can give Rekieta's a quick shinin', too.

Which is more shameful? Sucking pig dick or sucking the Balldo?

 

[Chazzed Up]

If you want a preview, just read his Twitter replies.
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'Who is Shota' had me cracking up when I saw that yesterday. That should go in the header text rotation.