Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
She's no slouch on the guitar either, here she is strumming a tune specifically about Nick:

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Just imagine him in a few short months seething at the negotiating table across from this strong, empowered woman who, unfazed by Nick's Juju-inspired comedy stylings in which calling any woman fat cures all ills, will forever remind him he's a NERD who will never be as COOL as she is on stage. He will soon come to hate her more than anyone in recent memory, more than Judge Pussy-Liquor herself, and dare I say it, even more than than the Toe.

A strong, ambitious, talented, fairly attractive woman with a tinge of power over Nick? Imagine the volcanic-tier rage building up at being confronted by her.

Below: A teaser (the seething faggot can't even form a proper fist while on with MAPton and his boys)



 
Balldo interrupting proceedings to get on the record that if any positive test comes back, it's definitely from somewhere else. The cocaine hands story. The failty test theory and how so many random children would fail a test. Then the state refusing a retest, even though there is no record of that request. Camelot saying Nick told him cocaine helps with ADHD.

I'm now 95% sure he was dosing her food or drinks in some wetbrain theory it does her good.

I'd go with 99% after the way he brushed off his hungry kid like she was a nuisance while chatting with the NAMBLA-mania guys. He did that on-camera, relatively sober, at a time when his parenting skills are under scrutiny.

Now go back to the situation at Casa Balldo in Spring 2024: the nanny's gone, Spaghettios guy's gone, the kids are at the behest of 3 whacked-out, drunk, libertine cokeheads. You'd imagine the same child (if the one who tested positive was also the one who asked for quesadillas) would've approached these 3 fucked-up adults with a similar request (food, drink, or mere attention), and their response would be to minimize interrupting their own fun™️ by dosing this 9 year-old inconvenience with some cocaine-laced cocktail and send her on her way; then again, and again, and again, to the point it accumulates and metabolizes in the body and we have hair follicle tests reading at the levels of a casual coke user.

None of the other kids even had trace levels of coke in their system; unless this daughter was the favorite to the point that the other 4 are isolated in a cave and she gets 100% of the affection, this was deliberate dosing imho.
 
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A strong, ambitious, talented, fairly attractive woman with a tinge of power over Nick? Imagine the volcanic-tier rage building up at being confronted by her.

"Janelle Kendall and The Perfect Storm" just had to be the most fitting cover band name imaginable for this moment, in the fine tradition of all-too-coincidental meme names like Chief Felt, Aleisha Sweep, Deputy Moist, and Deputy Josh Moonson. Why did someone so lame as Balldoboy have to be the one to finally break the simulation?

Oh wait, we all remember why:

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The issue isn't the drugs... It's WHY the drugs.
This is almost always the case. Anyone can experiment with drugs as something to do, but for someone to become an addict, the drugs have to fill some kind of hole. Sometimes it's a medical condition (Kurt Cobain became a junkie because he had some kind of stomach problem that he was too afraid of doctors to get diagnosed, so he took opiates for the pain), other times it's some kind of psychological problem. Being a gigantic closeted faggot with a failing marriage whose entire income and social life necessitates pretending to be based and tradpilled in public all the time would be an example of such a thing, apropos of nothing.

With any lolcow that is a drug addict, if you want to get to the heart of why they are how they are, just saying "lol druggie" won't hit the spot. There's always a reason, and when it comes to lolcows, it's usually something profoundly retarded.

Rackets for LOTY 2025 campaign is off to a strong start. BMJcels on suicide watch.
2025 will be the Year of the Pig, stalker child. Enjoy Prison.
 
You know, I don't know why, but Nick reminds me of another non-practicting lawyer who traded his law career away to try to make it big on Youtube.


Look at this NERD. He also prides himself in being a trad Dad religious man. I'm sure this NERD completely crashed and burned. I wonder how his Youtube channel is doing?

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Oh. He's doubled his subscriber count from 6M to 12M in the last year and change.

Huh. THAT'S what happens when you don't larp, consistently put in work, and don't shove your profits up your nose. Imagine that.
 
Aaron has just announced in his Members Only show that Melton and Nick are officially under a criminal investigation for the cybercrimes and he has calls with the police regarding it tomorrow.

He said it is confirmed it will directly impact his criminal case re: revenge porn.
Why would he reveal this? He knows that this gives dumb and dummer a heads up. Wouldn't it be better if he waited until charges are filed or cokeita and the pedophile are arrested? If nothing comes out of it then he'll have egg on his face. I hope this retard didn't sabotage his own case.
 
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Why would he reveal this? He knows that this gives dumb and dummer a heads up. Wouldn't it be better if he waited until charges are filed or cokeita and the pedophile are arrested? If nothing comes out of it then he'll have have egg on his face.
The Toe has played his legal cards pretty well so far, so I'm going to assume (until proven wrong) that Rackets and possibly the pedo have already been contacted by the police.
 
This is almost always the case. Anyone can experiment with drugs as something to do, but for someone to become an addict, the drugs have to fill some kind of hole. Sometimes it's a medical condition (Kurt Cobain became a junkie because he had some kind of stomach problem that he was too afraid of doctors to get diagnosed, so he took opiates for the pain)
It's ALWAYS the case. It's not "almost always the case"
That's a total bs story about Kurt Cobain.
 
You know, I don't know why, but Nick reminds me of another non-practicting lawyer who traded his law career away to try to make it big on Youtube.


Look at this NERD. He also prides himself in being a trad Dad religious man. I'm sure this NERD completely crashed and burned. I wonder how his Youtube channel is doing?

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Oh. He's doubled his subscriber count from 6M to 12M in the last year and change.

Huh. THAT'S what happens when you don't larp, consistently put in work, and don't shove your profits up your nose. Imagine that.
This guy is awesome. I've learned so much about catching fish from watching him. If anyone is into outdoor stuff and hasn't checked him out, I highly recommend it!
 
Here, let me try some balldo-brain comedy:
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"April is such a whore, she makes avocados look orange."2.png
Nailed it.
"Kayla is so lobotomized, she makes Stephen Hawking look like a long-distance runner." :really:

"Aaron ate so much of my cum, he makes a cop's Denny's order look like a Big Mac!" :really:
"Null weighs so many grams, it even puts my coke stash to shame".
Or get meta: "Null's so fat and loves pizza so much he could be an Anime Sucks Cope And Sneed superchat."
 
"Kayla is so lobotomized, she makes Stephen Hawking look like a long-distance runner." :really:

"Aaron ate so much of my cum, he makes a cop's Denny's order look like a Big Mac!" :really:

Or get meta: "Null's so fat and loves pizza so much he could be an Anime Sucks Cope And Sneed superchat."
Nick's brain has so many holes, it could stand in as the Ukrainian frontline.

[EDIT] Fixed my retard sentence.
 
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You know, I don't know why, but Nick reminds me of another non-practicting lawyer who traded his law career away to try to make it big on Youtube.


Look at this NERD. He also prides himself in being a trad Dad religious man. I'm sure this NERD completely crashed and burned. I wonder how his Youtube channel is doing?

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Oh. He's doubled his subscriber count from 6M to 12M in the last year and change.

Huh. THAT'S what happens when you don't larp, consistently put in work, and don't shove your profits up your nose. Imagine that.
Luke's channel is pretty neat.
 
I feel that the April Abortion Arc is the best fit,
That thought initially crossed my mind, but the non-reaction from Aaron, and the lack of response from April & Nick suggests something else is going on here.

I think that April is infertile. This is why she married a divorced man with kids. This is why she she likes larping as a nanny for Nick's kids. What did she really do? Drive a few of them around for some of their activities? She wasn't there to feed them or keep the kid's part of the house clean.

You just know these charges will be why he can't stream.
It will always be best for Nick if he doesn't stream while he has charges hanging over his head. Nick can't help but incriminate himself and talk about the case.

In the best case scenario, he sits around obviously lying to the audience.

Doesn't the KISS principle rule here? Isn't the likely truth... Theoretically isn't it that, Nick is in the closet.
Unless you think Nick is overcompensating or protests too much, I don't think Nick is a closet fag. He picks up female hookers. He may have a major cuckhold fetish.
 
"Kayla is so lobotomized, she makes Stephen Hawking look like a long-distance runner." :really:

"Aaron ate so much of my cum, he makes a cop's Denny's order look like a Big Mac!" :really:

Or get meta: "Null's so fat and loves pizza so much he could be an Anime Sucks Cope And Sneed superchat."
I would almost pay to watch Nick try this stuff live on a captive audience who has no idea who anyone he's talking about is. "Who's Aaron and why is he eating this man's cum? Just how fat is this Sean guy? Is Null a person? And what does Denny's have to do with ANY of it?" :lossmanjack:
 
Skelly spends a lot of time thinking about people jerking off to shota and being fat. Pathetic creep behaviour. When will skelly stop thinking about shota?
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Reminder that this is the guy talking about people jerking off to shota, a man who has admitted that his favourite anime is about underage rape, sexual torture, etc. all done by a protagonist who is...
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Fourteen.

So, how's that uncensored and uncut version working out for you, Nicky?
 
I would almost pay to watch Nick try this stuff live on a captive audience who has no idea who anyone he's talking about is. "Who's Aaron and why is he eating this man's cum? Just how fat is this Sean guy? Is Null a person? And what does Denny's have to do with ANY of it?" :lossmanjack:
It would be the long-awaited sequel to Anthony Logatto's Chris-chan open mic we all deserve.

The question is would it go over better than Nick's first attempt at stand-up?
 
Why would he reveal this? He knows that this gives dumb and dummer a heads up. Wouldn't it be better if he waited until charges are filed or cokeita and the pedophile are arrested? If nothing comes out of it then he'll have egg on his face. I hope this retard didn't sabotage his own case.
I see it as part retarded sabotage with a bit of gamesmanship by Aaron.

Aaron knows that Nick and MAPton are pathologically obsessed with him and all they yearn for is to terminally one-up him. Aaron's tactic is to tease or run his mouth about 'big things' coming their way, which draws them into responding in a retarded way (e.g. publicly flaunting Aaron's Google account info as some kind of threat or making Nick repeatedly explain his daughter's positive coke test to the point of self-incrimination).
 
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