Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
I did notice that he shows up on an attorney search tool called avvo https://www.avvo.com/all-lawyers/mn/spicer.html
No reviews and the profile isn't claimed like some are, I guess if someone looked up "lawyers in my area" around Spicer it is possible someone could find his name with no background or straight up googling it.
 
I did notice that he shows up on an attorney search tool called avvo https://www.avvo.com/all-lawyers/mn/spicer.html
No reviews and the profile isn't claimed like some are, I guess if someone looked up "lawyers in my area" around Spicer it is possible someone could find his name with no background or straight up googling it.
If you use such websites to find an actual lawyer for a real life legal issue, you deserve to get Nick Rekieta.
 
Judging by the increased spergery on Xitter I am assuming he is getting ready to massively fuck up again. His parents clearly loosened the leash and him admitting to fucking up his plea deal is just the tip of the spergberg.

I think they are out of state on vacation, so they don't have the Boot of Righteousness on his throat. For now. So I guess we'll see what happens when they swing back around to MN.

Edit: Ninja'd by Strix.
 
If you use such websites to find an actual lawyer for a real life legal issue, you deserve to get Nick Rekieta.
It isn't even a matter of deserving. You'll find Nick on some legal site, hoping for some legal advice, and then some weird psycho shows up and starts gobbling on your dick while you try to chase him off.
 
Probably both, honestly. Sped up dat shimmy a little:

This stream really is a goldmine of weird junkie mannerisms for a Drug Recognition Expert™ like Pomplun to pick apart. Notice also how he streams like he tweets:




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There's something so blatantly narcissistic about what Rekieta said that I'm surprised he himself couldn't even see it. Lying that a lot of people want you to interview Null, but you won't because of shota (fair under normal circumstances I guess?) is a blatant lie. The last time they had a real talk Null essentially told Nick to fuck off until he's sober, but the narcissist wet rat brain in Rekieta's head means he has to spin it into some kind of narrative where he totally owned Null. He does all this while simultaneously confirming that he did a shit load of coke and is still a drunk, bravo.

Like fuck dude, some people in this thread including myself were talking about a possible comeback or redemption arc for Rekieta, but that's just not possible. He has not shown a single OUNCE of remorse or guilt for what happened. Every single thing he has done since then is retarded pivot after retarded pivot that ultimately accomplishes nothing. I would have been able to believe in the Rekieta redemption arc if after reaching rock bottom, he just showed remorse and pled guilty, begging for mercy so that he could have a chance to clean himself up. It would have been much faster, much less messy, and actually given him some grace even with the users of this thread. But no. Rekieta had to fight and drag his heels every step of the way and smugly declare that he is so right and everyone else is so wrong.

I don't even care if he goes to jail at this point, it was never really in the cards to begin with on this. But I have sincere doubts that his plea is going to be what he wanted, even if he smugly declares that he beat the system afterwards. My ultimate Rekieta bingo card at this point is that he gets a shitty plea, smugly says it's what he wanted, and then breaches his probation and gets railed by the criminal justice system as revenge for all the innocent coke he's railed.
 
What did Null do this time?
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This... isn't even a joke. What does being fat have to with a coke habit? The punchline does not follow from the setup. It could have been a joke if he had said "Null weighs so many grams, it even puts my coke stash to shame". Or "Null inhales food even faster than I inhale cocaine". As-is, it's a non sequitur.

Here, let me try some balldo-brain comedy:
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Nailed it.
 
Aaron has just announced in his Members Only show that Melton and Nick are officially under a criminal investigation for the cybercrimes and he has calls with the police regarding it tomorrow.
My spidey senses were tingling when I saw that Nick was commenting to Melton about Aaron only making 400 dollars a month for ad reads...and then he made a point to say that APRIL was the source of his info.

OUCH! April meet bus.
No wonder she has gone off grid. Hope they both have their stories straight.
 
How can a man (using the word loosely) have five kids and not realize the only reason a woman would bleed from sex is because her twat was as dry as the Sahara Desert because he's incapable of arousing a woman? Who would admit that in public?

I guess someone unable to pick up on social cues. Isn't there a name for that condition?
Autistic Sociopath nerd with mommy issues?? Parasitic Narcissist?? Socially inept Guy who wants all weiners? Not sure on the scientific disorder name... WEINERS.... Weeb Exhibitionist Increasingly Needs Extra Rejection Socially?
 
This stream really is a goldmine of weird junkie mannerisms for a Drug Recognition Expert™ like Pomplun to pick apart. Notice also how he streams like he tweets:
Look at his extremely homosexual mannerisms. This man is obviously extremely gay. He's queer. He's homosexual.
 
He said it is confirmed it will directly impact his criminal case re: revenge porn.

It also has the strong possibility of creating a total nightmare for Nick. He is risking a potential probation violation being established before he even takes his plea deal on the drug charges. That is a really tricky situation and practically speaking he is probably going to need the best possible (and really expensive) legal advice he can get to deal with it. This is not something in the barneswalker's wheelhouse.

You would want to figure out a way to deal with this before you got put on probation because after you accept the deal and are on probation, you are really at the mercy of whatever the system wants to do to you for the new crime violation.

(And April Honey....you are totally fucked too. Make a deal you dumb bitch. Talk to your attorney because these charges together might get you to prison )
 
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Looks like Another WIN for the Toe!
I just watched it and came here to post. VERY INTERESTING. He gets to the hacking/criminal investigation part about 2/3 through the vid. He refers to a couple of Xeets. They're here. The second Xeet is about the Hackamania Vegas show they're trying to get him to attend with Melton and Nick... as if that's a good idea.

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Edit to Add: Somehow I missed that Dax and Vito are going. No wonder Nick wants to fly out.
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Link to event website.
 
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