Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How can a man (using the word loosely) have five kids and not realize the only reason a woman would bleed from sex is because her twat was as dry as the Sahara Desert because he's incapable of arousing a woman? Who would admit that in public?

I guess someone unable to pick up on social cues. Isn't there a name for that condition?

I just assumed Nick was balldo'ing April's backdoor...

 

[AnOminous]

He's neither a lawyer or attorney. There are no distinctions between the two. It's urban lore that they are different.

Can't we just all agree he's an enormous faggot and a gigantic cuck?

No more bro wars.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

 

[Necrosan]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

Seethe.

Watch other people's streams and seethe in them.

 

[AnOminous]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

He sucks cocks. Miles of cocks. He snorts coke. Miles long rails of coke. He starves his kids. When they beg for food, he laughs at them. He cucks. He cucks hundreds of times. He watches his near comatose insane wife, strung out on benzos to the point of unconsciousness, as a train gets run on her by Jamaicans. He sits in the corner, in the cuck chair, feebly jerking off his inert and completely nonfunctional penis, weeping because even the Balldo doesn't work any more.

Seethe.

He loves traveling to Copenhagen. He does that all the time. But he also loves Seethenhagen.

 

[Folgers Can]

Looks like he is swinging from the ceiling.

We need one of those dangling troonjaks but with Nick.

Truly the most optimistic Nickjack.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

See that's exactly what I've been saying for like months. He has no job and up until recently he didn't even have his kids. He is constantly losing money hands over fist and had to start selling his major assets to get his head back above water and he's just sitting around tweeting about Internet beefs he has and hyper focusing on one guy that ruined his life by breaking his gay little heart.

Months ago I said something along the lines of "he needs to choose between his streaming career of his lawyer career real quick so he can save either his online or local professional reputation and keep money coming in." But he's chosen instead of do nothing. After fucking up this bad most people don't have the luxury of having multiple choices other than just dying or never leaving rock bottom, they have one path out and that's a maybe. Rekeita had the luxury of multiple career paths to fall back on and he had instead decided to do nothing.

All his free lawyer labor is gone, all his good reputation is gone, his audience is very dwindled, I would have to assume his local reputation isn't doing too hot and all things considered he was never a popular and overly successful lawyer anyways, the online economy of making fun of him is now bigger than his personal audience which is a good sign you're not doing hot, and anyone who needs a lawyer and googled his name is going to choose anyone else.

It might actually be too late to make that choice now, I don't think rekeita actually has a path to prosperity or safety in his head anymore, I think he has almost completely abandoned long term practical thinking of any sort.

Edit: out of curiosity I actually googled his name to see what it immediately pops up and this was what showed up on my phone.

I don't think it gets more over than that as far as professional reputation goes.

 

[FieldPiece]

I get why his kid tested positive for coke now. She wanted a quesadilla but Nick in his drunken stupor thought the coke was cotija cheese. That wasn't a quesadilla, it was a COKEsadilla!

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He sucks cocks. Miles of cocks. He snorts coke. Miles long rails of coke. He starves his kids. When they beg for food, he laughs at them. He cucks. He cucks hundreds of times. He watches his near comatose insane wife, strung out on benzos to the point of unconsciousness, as a train gets run on her by Jamaicans. He sits in the corner, in the cuck chair, feebly jerking off his inert and completely nonfunctional penis, weeping because even the Balldo doesn't work any more.

- He sucks cocks. Miles of cocks. He snorts coke. Miles long rails of coke. He starves his kids. When they beg for food, he laughs at them. He cucks. He cucks hundreds of times. He watches his near comatose insane wife, strung out on benzos to the point of unconsciousness, as a train gets run on her by Jamaicans. He sits in the corner, in the cuck chair, feebly jerking off his inert and completely nonfunctional penis, weeping because even the Balldo doesn't work any more.
- ...that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?
- Rekieta Law.

 

[AnOminous]

All his free lawyer labor is gone, all his good reputation is gone, his audience is very dwindled, I would have to assume his local reputation isn't doing too hot and all things considered he was never a popular and overly successful lawyer anyways, the online economy of making fun of him is now bigger than his personal audience which is a good sign you're not doing hot, and anyone who needs a lawyer and googled his name is going to choose anyone else.

I think the most hilarious part is how he's dangling from the testicles of fat greasy pedophile Patrick Melton, who openly makes fun of him while he's paypigging him, and Nick is so dumb he doesn't even realize he's being openly mocked.

- ...that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?
- Rekieta Law.

I should probably go full Aristocrats on Nick at some point.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

He also has no friends and no hobbies.

 

[WEEKEND]

Nick has an obsession weight and fat guys. It could just be that it's something easy to use for personal attacks. But considering how skinny Nick is (seriously, he looks like Stan Smith in the anorexia episode of American Dad), there could be some personal issues showing here. Possible that he's also just having a drug episode.

You've got to remember that Nick's understanding of the world comes from the shitty 80's/90's/00's teen movies where Jock Mc Coolguy fucks Stacy and bullies the gay nerds. He thinks being fat equals being a nerd because fat people don't fuck. They are ugly and can't pussy because of that and only nerds can't get any pussy. Therefore all fat people are nerds.

Being a nerd is clearly the worst thing in Nick's mind. The stereotype of the sexless nerd is so ingrained in Nick's soul that he's do literally anything to escape the title. He'd even destroy his and his families lives. Needless to say there's so many layers of projection at play here that I don't think it's too far a stretch to call Nick a complete headcase.

It's also not how really how anything works irl. Having sex really isn't that special or hard to get. Plenty of fat ugly retards have sex. Even the biggest losers get laid (Nick himself is proof enough of that).

tldr Nick is a deeply unwell and insecure person who projects his own delusional insecurities on others.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's one of those things where the devil's in the details, and really varies enormously from state to state. But for instance, something like claiming you're a lawyer in a bar to get laid (if that would even work) would probably not be UPL anywhere, but filing something in court on behalf of someone else always would, whether paid or not.

But having a stream that was at least arguably an advertisement for your law firm, with a legal themed logo, and introducing yourself as representing a "small law firm," even if it's conceivably not a crime in Minnesota when you're prohibited from practicing law, is really straddling the line. It might not constitute the actual crime of UPL but it's very probably in violation of ethics rules like 8.4.

He doesn't even have "a small law firm" as such anymore. Both Rekieta Law and the LLC are inactive. (That link is probably a blank search page, but if you search Rekieta there are 0 results in active businesses, but both RL (an assumed name) and RL, LLC come up if you search inactives.

Rekieta Law was registered as an assumed name in 2015. Renewed in 2016, expired in 2018, reinstated July 4, 2019 (weird bc a holiday, but OK), then expired in 2021.

Rekieta Law, LLC was originally created as a professional limited liability company registered July 5, 2019. Renewed in 2020 and 2021. In early 2023 it was administratively terminated.

WHAT?! Nick, fail to pay fees and lose a legal designation?! Say it ain't so!

But so "a small law firm in central Minnesota" has been a lie for nearly 2 years. He was a solo practitioner (non-practicing, ofc) at that point, not a law firm.

 

[Strix454]

What does Nick even do all day? He doesn't stream, he doesn't work...

He watches porn. He goes over to wherever April is for whore visits but ends up tard wrangling her day after day. He reads this forum. He watches every lawtube stream. He watches random dabbleverse streams. He watches Aaron's streams over and over again. He obsesses Captain Ahab like about destroying Aaron and getting revenge. He tries to work on his stand-up routine but decides its already good enough. He thinks about how to pimp out april on onlyfans and as an escort;. He dreams about sex with aaron and camelot. He dreams about drex and what he is doing. He watches Eric July streams and thinks about how to get revenge on him. He writes flirty notes to Melton. He huffs paint and stares at his joker painting. He writes king david fantasy fiction about himself. He goes to his safe and pulls out his copy of Coach Redpill's Wiltshire Blvd reading it and thinking how he has Coach's last work and nobody else does. Especially null.

He chats for a couple hours with Richardo and Romain. He asks them how his black baby is doing down there in Jamica. They ask him if Kayla needs anything. He writes a bunch of message to people who don't respond to them.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He also has no friends and no hobbies.

Pfft. What you mean? His hobbies are reading scientific extracts he doesn't understand, constructing extra-long straws to reach the bottom of the whiskey bottle so none gets lost on the inside of the bottle due to tipping it for the dregs, and dreaming of his ex-boyfriend.

He's neither a lawyer or attorney. There are no distinctions between the two. It's urban lore that they are different.

Largely true and apparently the official position of the Nat'l Conference of Bar Examiners, but it can depend on jurisdiction and local practice - in some places, attorneys must be admitted, but lawyers may not be. Niggles aside, you're right.

Spoiler: ABA article that provides no definitive answer, of course

Updated: “Tomayto,” “tomahto”—what’s in a name? In the legal field, the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer could be a big deal, despite the fact that few attorneys or lawyers even know the difference.

Stuart Teicher, an attorney or a lawyer (“Now, I don’t know,” he jokes), is an adjunct professor at the Georgetown University Law Center. He says he thought that the terms were interchangeable.

“Whatever pops out of my mouth is what I say,” Teicher says. “Sometimes if I want to sound like a big shot, I’ll say ‘attorney.’ It sounds fancy.”

It may sound fancy, but it’s also a legal term.

Technically, all attorneys are lawyers, but not all lawyers are attorneys, explains Matheu Nunn, a partner with Einhorn, Barbarito, Frost, Botwinick, Nunn & Musmanno in Denville, New Jersey. An attorney is someone who passed the bar examination and has been admitted to practice law in a jurisdiction. But a lawyer, who may have received the same legal training as an attorney, has not been admitted to practice law.

“Both may provide legal guidance, but only the attorney can appear in court, whereas a lawyer can provide advice as a consultant or an adviser, in which the advice is based on their training and education,” Nunn says.

Lawyers’ duties are primarily to the legal system or to a tribunal, such as duty of candor and the duty of competence. So a lawyer might possess and utilize legal knowledge without representing a client, says Natalia Polukhtin, the founding attorney of Global Practice in Scottsdale, Arizona, and the vice chair of the National Ethics Committee for the American Immigration Lawyers Association.

Once lawyers pass the bar and become licensed, they can act on behalf of others in a legal capacity, and they are referred to as attorneys, says Oliver Morrisey, the owner of Empower Wills and Estate Lawyers in Sydney.

The difference derives from historical English common law in which legal professionals had very distinct roles, Morrisey says. Terms such as “barrister,” “solicitor” and “attorney” were used to describe specific functions. Attorneys were appointed to act as representatives in legal matters, particularly in courtrooms.

Over time, Morrisey says, especially in the United States, these roles merged as legal systems modernized.

While these historical distinctions are less rigid today, they help explain why the terms still carry nuanced differences in specific jurisdictions.

“For instance, in some jurisdictions, a lawyer may advise on legal matters but cannot represent someone in court unless they meet specific licensing requirements,” Morrisey says. “The evolution of these roles reflects a shift toward making legal services more accessible and practical, but it is still important to understand what each title truly means.”

It’s a tough distinction—one that even lawyers and attorneys don’t appear to quite understand—but Sophie Martin, spokeswoman for the National Conference of Bar Examiners, says there is no difference from a regulatory perspective between the two.

“We see this misinterpretation all the time in applicants,” Martin says. “You are representing yourself as something you’re not.”

Martin warns that lawyers and attorneys who aren’t licensed in U.S. jurisdictions cannot practice and can even be held liable for unauthorized practice of law.

Still, standard English language dictionaries and Black’s Law Dictionary treat the terms as equivalents or synonymous, as do most judges, attorneys and lawyers, Nunn says.

So don’t be too shocked if you encounter a lawyer at trial or an attorney who just graduated from law school.

“Among laypeople, I think the distinction isn’t really clear, and I don’t think anyone even cares,” says Paul Koenigsberg, an attorney (yes, an attorney) with Koenigsberg & Associates in New York.

Justin Lovely, a personal injury attorney and owner of the Lovely Law Firm Injury Lawyers in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, agrees. Today, he says, it doesn’t matter which terms you use, as both refer to trained legal professionals.

The change reflects transformation within the law, and it also mirrors how society has evolved—thinking about professionalism and education in deeper, more complex ways, he says. Back in the day, Lovely says, it was a big deal for an “attorney-at-law” (the official term) to stand in court and represent clients. The lawyers could be anyone with training.

Planning on impersonating a lawyer or an attorney without the requisite training or bar admittance? That’s a different story.

However, when it comes UPL, it's the same thing. Do not run around calling yourself either one, not even with "non-practicing" in front of it, if you're not authorized in any state. And definitely do not operate yourself as a business that implies you're a lawyer, or state in your LinkedIn, YouTube, or other social media that you operate "a small firm in central Minnesota," or that your current job is at your non-existent law firm, even if your LinkedIn headline cheekily (and ungrammatically) says that you "tell people they're wrong for a living."

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Judging by the increased spergery on Xitter I am assuming he is getting ready to massively fuck up again. His parents clearly loosened the leash and him admitting to fucking up his plea deal is just the tip of the spergberg.

 

[not william stenchever]

Her defining characteristics are weakness and somehow being dumber than her manipulative husband, not so much being spoiled.

In the positive column we can at least add her liking Deep Space 9. A patrician choice.

 

[Windy Moors]

He's a fat faggot with bitch tits!

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[Strix454]

Judging by the increased spergery on Xitter I am assuming he is getting ready to massively fuck up again. His parents clearly loosened the leash and him admitting to fucking up his plea deal is just the tip of the spergberg.

Not coincidentally, I believe his parents just arrived in Hawaii. Out of sight, out of mind.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

when he said he would rather have sex with a man than a 150 pound woman

No way in hell Marie weighs under 150. She's like 5'9