Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[God's strongest milkman]

If I could give any piece of advice to practicing non-lawyer Nicholas Rekeita it would be

"Get a job nigger"

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick impotently tries to "roast" Josh like a true Ralphamale. It didn't bother him when Josh liked him. It's just cringe.

Dude just did interviews with a metric shit-ton of pedo. Not only will he tolerate obesity in order to hang out virtually with psuedo-humans, he'll let them creep out his kids as well. Rekieta has no friends and he's desperate to get some.

 

[Lian Xing]

Balldo is just the biggest lolcow on the Internet. He is our sideshow geek. He shits himself for our amusement. He has no other purpose. He lives solely to be a joke.

It’s a Good Thing TM he’s too much of a narcissist to commit sudoku.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick has an obsession weight and fat guys. It could just be that it's something easy to use for personal attacks. But considering how skinny Nick is (seriously, he looks like Stan Smith in the anorexia episode of American Dad), there could be some personal issues showing here. Possible that he's also just having a drug episode.

Nick's an ectomorph. He's never done anything through perseverance or hard work and can't differentiate between a characteristic and accomplishment. He has no career, no friends, no accomplishments and no prospects. He takes credit for things like weight and eye color.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like he is swinging from the ceiling.

We need one of those dangling troonjaks but with Nick.

 

[Strix454]

Nick has an obsession weight and fat guys. It could just be that it's something easy to use for personal attacks. But considering how skinny Nick is (seriously, he looks like Stan Smith in the anorexia episode of American Dad), there could be some personal issues showing here. Possible that he's also just having a drug episode.

Nick's obsession with weight is gay in the real sense of the word. Many times in the past he has gone on and on about how what is attractive is an overly skinny, boy-like look. He is also gone on about how he gets complements on his personal attractiveness from other men or fishes for complements from other men. He also constantly puts down other men over their weight in a sort of way that isn't typical of most men. When he does it, he always comes across as more mean girl than guy.

His thinking in the area is similar to how Dax (Dick) thinks. Though Dax is often clearer on the subject such as when he said he would rather have sex with a man than a 150 pound woman. Juju is more openly bi than Nick is.

But for a grown man to want to look like a skinny boy and think that the skinny skelly nerd look is what most straight adults find attractive is.....weird. And gay. very gay.

 

[AnOminous]

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Uh oh. Guys, do you hear that? Do you hear what I hear? Is Nick… fixin’ to holler???

DAT’S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUU *grows third tit*

It’s like poetry

"I may starve my kids openly on stream, grovel and suck a pedophile's cock, snort mountains of cocaine, be possessed by retarded demons, and be the biggest faggot liar alive. . . .but Null. . .Null EATS FOOD!"

 

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So the cocaine was not just a "FUNNY" "HILARIOUS" thing he was doing; it was an actual habit, huh? Who would've thought... And knowing his coke jaw behavior dates back at least to 2023, you know what they say about old habits...

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He responded to the "odd thing to say" meme.
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The Balldo wraith is correct that our "flow of information" was very different from his. We had to wait for leaked test results, while he knew his kid would have cocaine in her bloodstream as soon as he decided to put it in there.

 

[AnOminous]

If I could give any piece of advice to practicing non-lawyer Nicholas Rekeita it would be

"Get a job nigger"

That's the one thing Kevin Spacey did in American Beauty that Nick will never do.

But for a grown man to want to look like a skinny boy and think that the skinny skelly nerd look is what most straight adults find attractive is.....weird. And gay. very gay.

Nick could be at a party with Liberace, Oscar Wilde, Noël Coward, Neil Patrick Harris, Boy George, George Michael, and Neil Tennant, and Freddie Mercury would walk in and ask "who the fuck invited this flaming faggot?"

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Also Nick has to be careful implying people he doesn't like has inappropriate relationships or feelings about kids. Between null and montegraph and all of Nick's "detractors" Mr.rekeita is the only one with who's been charged with any sort of abuse towards children, and the one with the most pedophile friends.

He has already had to sell a house to cover up his extremely poor decision making. A reasonable person could come to believe a man of his moral fiber and sober mind could bring himself to sell his children to one of his more "youth loving" companions.

 

[AnOminous]

Also Nick has to be careful implying people he doesn't like has inappropriate relationships or feelings about kids. Between null and montegraph and all of Nick's "detractors" Mr.rekeita is the only one with who's been charged with any sort of abuse towards children, and the one with the most pedophile friends.

It begins to look a lot like projection when an openly degenerate homosexual freak pervert with pending criminal charges relating to children constantly makes these accusations.

 

[Maude Snew]

NOTE: junkie tweeted he did a mountain of coke BUT then streamed or tweeted several times thereafter to clarify BUT it was NOT the mountain of coke the cops found, it was "before that."

Well yeah incel prude, the cops didn't start a spelunking expedition up his nose to see how much was up there as they were unable to secure a warrant for up there. The real question is was there a watermark on any of the coke?

 

[AltisticRight]

>why did you allow your 8-year-old to test positive for cocaine metabolites at more than 10 times the cutoff, join a deranged polycue, visit Hedonism II twice, visit Gay 90s, let other men fuck and come in your your wife the mother of your five children, get arrested with over an ounce of cocaine stashed with loose firearms, let your children starve, not do laundry, cook like Jack Scalfani, befriend a fat paedophile, is friends with another fat paedophile, and have a thread that's going to reach 8000 pages soon?
>but... YOU'RE FAT, and you read some gay doujin when you were 14
>You watched Redo the Healer at the age of 40 when you have children already
>... ... ... YOU'RE FAT THOUGH

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick can’t get over Null’s soft eyes. Before there was Aaron, there was sweet, sweet Josh. His lunacy is caused by one thing only - the unrequited love of a Moon.

They could have been eating Subway holding hands, Nick and Josh. Exploring all the many cheeses that aren’t cheddar. Farming banana peppers, and saving the capital I Internet together. What kind of roads will never be traveled now?

 

[Peace Through Power]

What did Null do this time?
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Are we supposed to pretend that Nick still has a show? I can't even remember the last time he streamed on youtube

 

[AnOminous]

Are we supposed to pretend that Nick still has a show? I can't even remember the last time he streamed on youtube

His "show" is now how he barks and claps like a seal while dangling from a fat pedophile's greasy, fat testicles, while the pedophile jokes about fucking his ex-lover's children. Nick rewards him by throwing superberries at him in return for being allowed to gobble his dick.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick can’t get over Null’s soft eyes. Before there was Aaron, there was sweet, sweet Josh. His lunacy is caused by one thing only - the unrequited love of a Moon.

He sure has a type.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

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Free speech means that no one is allowed to draw reasonable inferences from your public statements.

"That will be the issue at court"... No it wont.
Only way for Nick to make this an "issue at court" will be to actually take it to trial. Nick will take a plea and have to admit being a degenerate habitual coke snorting neglective father.

Edit: My post perhaps made it sound like I was replying to your comment, it was to what Nick said in the attachment of Nick's Tweet/Xeet

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Are we supposed to pretend that Nick still has a show? I can't even remember the last time he streamed on youtube

Someone called it narcissistic rejection and this is pure distilled instance of it. Who believes that there are multiple people begging non-practicing streamer to interview Null? No one, and Nick won't be able to prove it. But it gives him this little momentary high: I DENY you my attention Null, it's meeee who rejects youuuuuuu.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone called it narcissistic rejection and this is pure distilled instance of it. Who believes that there are multiple people begging non-practicing streamer to interview Null? No one, and Nick won't be able to prove it. But it gives him this little momentary high: I DENY you my attention Null, it's meeee who rejects youuuuuuu.

Imagine having such a pathetic life that you have to have weird narcissistic fantasies about imaginary people begging you to interview some fat guy who jilted you, and then to have fantasies that you're denying them this thing they don't even want.

Nobody cares, Nick. Get a life. Feed your kids, you fucking faggot.