Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[buttmunch]

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Free speech means that no one is allowed to draw reasonable inferences from your public statements.

reeeee why wont people just believe me, a person that have never been honest about anything ever - nick rissotto, maybe you should have just been honest from the start instead of being a big nosed faggot, you should have used all that coke money to fix your wifes goblinoid face and receding hairline

 

[Desktop User2]

What did Null do this time?
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Did you hear, Jersh? You are fat and Rekieta will (probably) not have sex with you! Unless you get your cock to work because Niggieta will gargle on any cock in front of him.

 

[Farmer9876]

The cocaine expert.

So either Dick or Ralph.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Uh oh. Guys, do you hear that? Do you hear what I hear? Is Nick… fixin’ to holler???

DAT’S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUU *grows third tit*

It’s like poetry

 

[Lurking9e9]

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So the cocaine was not just a "FUNNY" "HILARIOUS" thing he was doing; it was an actual habit, huh? Who would've thought... And knowing his coke jaw behavior dates back at least to 2023, you know what they say about old habits...

EDIT:
He responded to the "odd thing to say" meme.
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I thought he never did coke and addictions are fake? Barnes must feel pretty fucking retarded now, he just had to run PR defense for Nick. Only for him to just admit everything is true.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

"NULL could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NULL anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NULL", he thought. Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) reverberated his entire car even as the $125 whiskey circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Joshua Moon. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Free speech means that no one is allowed to draw reasonable inferences from your public statements.

Again, the fact that Nick is so adamant that there's no way that his kid could have ever gotten into his coke stash just convinces me that he deliberately dosed her

EDIT:
He responded to the "odd thing to say" meme.

The additional flow of information that Nick had was that he was there to witness himself give his daughter cocaine

 

[Jacknife]

What did Null do this time?
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Jesus Christ he is so petty, also wasn't Null just as fat the last times he talked to him?

And the shota thing also holds just as much water now as it did back then.

Of course this is just his bitchmade way of getting these things out there because he is too passive-aggressive to just post "Null is fat and jerks it too shota porn"

 

[Maude Snew]

"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Or you could if you didn't have to take those damn kids to 3am swordfish fencing class at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[and six goriilion others]

I thought he never did coke and addictions are fake?

I tried finding his statements regarding coke use, and I think he weaseled around it again. I think he only said that the cops didn't prove it was cocaine, and I see a tweet where he claims he only denied doing coke before he did coke. That seems believable to me since it's classic Rekieta behavior. Saying vague shit where people fill in the blanks. I'm also willing to believe he didn't do coke until 2023/2024 somewhere. I can't really find a lot regarding addiction.

 

[USAroXX]

But if that's his new cope then why is he talking about the cop's gloves putting the cocaine in the kid's hair? Was it a Reese's peanut butter cups moment where the cops were rubbing coke all over the kids to frame Nick only for Aaron to do a Jim look directly into the camera because he'd already dosed them to frame Nick?

I appreciate that everything Nick says is a lie, but I'd appreciate if he could at least stick to one at a time.

I am here to point out, as a parent, if Junkie actually believed FOR A SECOND Aaron gave cocaine to ANY of Junkie's children....

A NORMAL Non-Addict Parent would be at the Police Station sooooo fast. Not only would a complaint be THE LEAST thing filed BUT most parents would not stop there. I thought it a cope for any and all Junkies to claim the arresting cop got coke in the kids hair, typical junkie counter.

BUT

To claim another GROWN adult would feed coke to YOUR kid REGARDLESS of their reason, but you AND YOUR WHORE WIFE as the parent(s) are not murderously angry? NAH. Junkie is bold face bullshit lying.

THIS BS claim ALONE tells me junkie, in fact, dosed his own kid(s).

NOTE: junkie tweeted he did a mountain of coke BUT then streamed or tweeted several times thereafter to clarify BUT it was NOT the mountain of coke the cops found, it was "before that."

Junkie Logic

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am here to point out, as a parent, if Junkie actually believed FOR A SECOND Aaron gave cocaine to ANY of Junkie's children....

A NORMAL Non-Addict Parent would be at the Police Station sooooo fast. Not only would a complaint be THE LEAST thing BUT most parents would not stop there. I thought it a cope for any and all Junkies to claim the arresting cop got coke in the kids hair, typical junkie counter.

BUT

To claim another GROWN adult would feed coke to YOUR kid REGARDLESS of their reason, and you as the parent are not murderously angry? NAH. Junkie is bald face bullshit lying.

THIS BS claim ALONE tells me junkie, in fact, dosed his own kid(s).

It also tells you that Nick still has not accepted his role in this disaster.
He thinks EVERYONE else is at fault and legit believes he can explain away all the shit he said.

He is flip-flopping between being a beaten dog who got his ass beat so hard by his parents that he started actually manning up, admitting fault and addiction on his locals, twitter, etc.

Now his parents have disappeared again, he got the kids back at home without supervision and it is all going down hill again fast. All that progress he made is reverting, he is making up lies about various people and groups in an attempt to make himself out as the victim.

If he actually keeps spreading this bullshit and legit claims Aaron dosed his (Nick's) kids with cocaine, then Nick should not get his plea deal. Aaron should, and rightfully so, contact the prosecutor and show them this new behavior, and then Nick can be asked about it during the plea hearing. No way in hell SJW will accept a plea when Nick is reverting back to his addict self and refuses to accept responsibility.

 

[Harm]

An anorexic homosexual calling you fat is kinda like a drunkard crackhead who poisoned his starving child with cocaine calling you a prude.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What did Null do this time?
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"Hey, I may be a coke addicted deviant child abusing drunk, but at least I'm not fat"

 

[Truly Rural]

Nick impotently tries to "roast" Josh like a true Ralphamale. It didn't bother him when Josh liked him. It's just cringe.

 

[Swole McPole]

Jesus Christ he is so petty, also wasn't Null just as fat the last times he talked to him?

Is it about being petty or is it about being sexually obsessed? Heterosexual men don't obsess about the weights of other men that they know. Come to that, most gay men don't either. They have their preferences and they go with them.

But Rekieta seems to develop these romantic attachments to other men and when the relationship goes south, he does what teenage female cheerleaders have always done.

"Oh, his body is not as hot now as he was when I was dating him."
"Oh, he's fatter now than he used to be when we played naked scrabble and railed each other's wives."
"Oh, he's much fatter now than he used to be when I'd call him in the middle of the night while I was masturbating in the shower."

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

wtf does she do other then go get ran through at massage parlors.

i really do have to wonder if every sex worker in the twin cities knows them. like there's some sex worker discord where everyone is trading stories about nick and kayla.

since you brought it up it really makes me feel like Kayla 100% initiated the sex at the massage parlor.

, they have parents actively sabotaging their friendships.

it was like that since the beginning, kooky kayla somehow decided her and nick would be better teachers than actual teachers. when you read up on the Rekietas pre-fame this all seemed destined to happen. all it takes is Nick deciding to become a stand up comedian and meeting aaron for it all to go wrong. Nick didn't even need to be an eceleb.

 

[Soapmore]

"Hey, I may be a coke addicted deviant child abusing drunk, but at least I'm not fat"

Thank you. This is how I will now refer to him in other spheres of conversation.

Nick "Hey, I may be a coke addicted deviant child abusing drunk, but at least I'm not fat" Rekieta.

 

[john marston]

What did Null do this time?
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Nick has an obsession weight and fat guys. It could just be that it's something easy to use for personal attacks. But considering how skinny Nick is (seriously, he looks like Stan Smith in the anorexia episode of American Dad), there could be some personal issues showing here. Possible that he's also just having a drug episode.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

i really do have to wonder if every sex worker in the twin cities knows them. like there's some sex worker discord where everyone is trading stories about nick and kayla.

It's a facebook group.

Skelly McBalldoman should watch himself- some of Kandiyohi's finest are tuned in to his shenanigans. Whether it makes a difference or not is another matter.