Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I think it's more dysfunctional than that. A prenup would trap her forever. Nick treats Kayla the same way he treated lawtubers: everyone should feel lucky to graced by his presence and he owes them nothing. Nothing pisses Nick off more than someone having the audacity to claim Nick owes them money while telling him to fuck off. Nothing would crush Nick more than a divorce decree that says Kayla is entitled to something beyond what he has decided she is worth. Nick is a financially illiterate cuck whose only control is money. Kayla is even less financially literate than Nick but doesn't care at all about money which renders Nick even more impotent over her. Just the thought that she could leave with half the marital assets without his permission leaves him seething. And he can't even force her to take the children 100% of the time for that money.

Some days I think he would've been the next Chris Watts.

 

[USAroXX]

Nick hates fat people as much as Ralph hates woman! They both just lose their shit when thinking or talking about the two.

EDIT:

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Junkie is CONFUSING people asking Sean if he would ever collab with Junkie again, and vice versa. Pretty common for druggies with HOLES IN BRAIN to recall anything with any accuaracy.

Its WHY drug Addicts make lousy witnesses.

 

[LiquidKid]

What did Null do this time?
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Is this where he’s at now? Refusing to make content he’s pretending that people are asking for? What an odd strategy to get out of making content he was never planning on making in the first place

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What did Null do this time?
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Looks like Skelly is mad that Null didn't answer another midnight shower call. Probably wanted to talk about the discussions around Nick's disbarment and foreclosure and how such talk are harmful to the Farms.

 

[Ms. Information]

I can't wait for the cam footage so we can bruise your inane faggot ego, Nick.

 

[Soapmore]

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Remember the retarded Forrest Gump haircut he got last summer? Yeah, it was this genius's attempt at beating the follicle testing. Really funny and weird why he'd be so concerned about something that clearly doesn't work.

 

[crab fucker]

EDIT:
He responded to the "odd thing to say" meme.
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lol, yeah it is a different flow of information. One is based on court records and verifiable documents while the other is based off the flow of coke up your nose. I hate these sickening little half-truths he tries to use. Everyone sees through them, and they're not clever.

 

[AnOminous]

Balldo is angry at Null again because he wants attention from someone.

The funny thing is Balldo even thinks he's on the same tier of reality as Null any more. Null runs one of the biggest sites of retards on the Internet. Meanwhile, Balldo is just the biggest lolcow on the Internet. He is our sideshow geek. He shits himself for our amusement. He has no other purpose. He lives solely to be a joke.

More self statement info for Crackieta's sentencing report. https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1878279969102516262

Nick whines in his nasal fag voice like the little bitch he is, tears streaming down his face, insisting he isn't crying. In fact, you're the one who's crying!

so i guess his thinking is that admitting to the cocaine possession makes him cool, or something?

too bad he is a faggot cuck retard who managed to monumentally fuck up his life despite by nearly all measures being dealt a winning hand.

Remember, until very recently, this faggot cuck retard would scream like a demon about how horrible everyone was who pointed out the obvious fact he is now openly admitting to. If you said what he now is boasting about like it makes him cool, somehow (instead of like a degenerate fucking retard), he would scream slurs at you about how horrible you were for telling the truth about him.

Nobody should ever forget what this worm screamed SEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN about. How all these evil people were just telling lies about him. "Lies" he now admits were completely true.

He's about to go into court and grovel on his knees and beg for mercy while admitting it all was true.

He spent probably over $100K just to get the same deal a gutter junkie would have gotten.

Because he is three things.

A faggot.

A cuck.

A retard.

Coke is cool and Nick is a party guy.

Do some cocaine and you can be as awesome and cool as THIS guy.

Look how much this dude RULES!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What did Null do this time?
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The shota claim..
Man Nick really is trying to dance around the defamation minefield once again.
I hope what's his face's lawyer puts this on display in court to show how unrepentant Nick is.
When is that case moving forward?

 

[daffodils]

(Archive)

Free speech means that no one is allowed to draw reasonable inferences from your public statements.

 

[AltisticRight]

Honestly, I don't know why he couldn't have told her that if she was hungry she could have a banana or an apple (or something along those lines), like parents have been tellng their moochy kids forever. Instead he ignores her (for the sake of effin' Patrick Melton). It's like he has no idea of how to act normal.

She could have went and cooked her own fucking meal, did you know that the Internet exists? Why can't she cook a full course banquet? What a spoiled brat. It's called doing chores in the household.

What did Null do this time?
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Skelly spends a lot of time thinking about people jerking off to shota and being fat. Pathetic creep behaviour. When will skelly stop thinking about shota?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Why you worried, son? Your cow is telling you to learn about leverage? Haha, don't worry. Believe me, just prepare jugs for some delicious fresh milk, son. She still has plenty to give.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Why you worried, son? Your cow is telling you to learn about leverage? Haha, don't worry. Believe me, just prepare jugs for some delicious fresh milk, son. She still has plenty to give.

Besty is our prized cow!
She's just entering her prime years son!

 

[ShinyStar]

Imagine being one of their kids, mom is zonked out in the bedroom with star trek on (the shitty ones no less), dad is streaming in your play room with a pedofile or looking up "facts" on the internet. They have little outside social influences (even less than before the arrest), no role model to look up to, no work ethic to learn, just hunger pains between whenever somebody figures out how to put together some slop for them.

I feel so bad for those kids. In public school, they would be around a large group of children their age, able to find other kids with similar interests and be around them for hours each day. Being homeschooled in a rural area can be very isolating. Years ago, their parents had their act together enough to compensate for that. They had their cousins, their co-op, their neighbors and their church.

It can be really hard making meaningful friendships as a kid. They've got their own personality quirks, lack of social experience, and are trying to form friendships with people equally awkward and capricious. Not only do the Rekieta kids have to deal with the regular drama of childhood attempts at friendship, they have parents actively sabotaging their friendships. Their parents have driven away their cousins, the friends who were renting, and even Aaron's kids, and doubtless strained or destroyed their co-op and church friendships as well. At a time in their life when they are figuring out if they can be loved and if they can fill their need for meaningful human connections, their parents are ripping them out of friendships because they have put their degenerate lifestyle ahead of their children's well-being.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He's not just a fat retard, he's a fat pedophile. Nick is groveling to a pedophile. Because only a pedophile would even let him on the air. That's the debased, pathetic level this cuck has reached. A fucking pedophile is his only outlet because nobody but a disgusting pedophile would even put up with Nick.

Nick Rekieta is groveling to a pedophile who 'joked' (admitted) about molesting a child Nick Rekieta WAS TAKING CARE OF. In his own house. With his own children.

Can you imagine being that kid, seeing that uncle Nick (you visited and played with his children) is now laughing at the scary fat monster pedophile's jokes because his gay romance with your dad ended? What a betrayal.

To quote you: VERMIN.

 

[Swole McPole]

What did Null do this time?

Heh. Never mind Null. His locals keep on begging him, 'Nick, are you ever going to stream again?'

Don't see it happening myself. I blame testicular atrophy from excessive Balldo use.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

What did Null do this time?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IIRgU, https://archive.fo/pUfw8

More self statement info for Crackieta's sentencing report. https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1878279969102516262

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/L51LQ, https://archive.ph/wip/kdX8A

EDIT:


LOL

https://archive.ph/wip/q3CSm

 

[and six goriilion others]

His locals keep on begging him, 'Nick, are you ever going to stream again?'

Just 2 more weeks bro, trust me.

 

[Necrosan]

Probably both, honestly. Sped up dat shimmy a little:
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Looks like he is swinging from the ceiling.

 

[Maude Snew]

But if that's his new cope then why is he talking about the cop's gloves putting the cocaine in the kid's hair? Was it a Reese's peanut butter cups moment where the cops were rubbing coke all over the kids to frame Nick only for Aaron to do a Jim look directly into the camera because he'd already dosed them to frame Nick?

I appreciate that everything Nick says is a lie, but I'd appreciate if he could at least stick to one at a time.

It's like in the Simpsons when everybody sneaks Apu's wife fertility pills on their own only in real life it's that nobody can resist giving Nick's children cocaine apparently. Isn't that FUNNY and WEIRD? Next he'll put the dog on the net as a child cocaine feeder.