"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Reddit segment / SS13 retardation (from prospering ground thread).
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Reasonable? Reddit? Against CSAM spammers no less? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
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Remember. Hitler would've had the Ordnungspolizei drag the pedos into a camp, thrown a pink tringle on them, and then made sure work set them free.
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FBI Neighbor said:
Police body-camera footage of Nick Fuentes after he battered the woman at his door has been released:


Sorry if late. Didn't show in search, isn't featured and haven't seen it on MATI. Video is from yesterday.

Tried archiving two different MP4 versions of it. No luck. I'll let someone else give it a go.
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Homer Simpson said:
One of the stores here sells frozen fruit. You can get the 1 lb bag of good looking fruit for about $5-$6 or a 1 lb bag of just as good, ugly looking fruit for $2-$3. Same vitamins and shit, but looks wonky.

Got a strawberry as big as my palm in one once.
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donjulio said:
Everytime I hear that reference or see it here I keep thinking the same thing:

COD: Ghosts wasn't that bad a game
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Extinction was pretty fun, it was the only CoD of it's era to actually experiment with levelution in MP, and all I remember from the campaign was that one mission that had a 1:1 baneposting cutscene.
 
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Sneeds said:
I remember Josh saying Roulette is a black people gamba game. I think this might take its place lmao.
These are “fish games” that are imported from Asian countries.
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8yr olds play a version of this for tickets at Dave & Busters across this great nation. Impressive that they can convince black people to do it for the lure of money instead of teddy bears.
 
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Sneeds said:
I remember Josh saying Roulette is a black people gamba game. I think this might take its place lmao.
These are “fish games” that are imported from Asian countries.
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How far can we push this? How stupid or childlike can we make a gamba game that still manages to bankrupt some black guy so hard that he dies? I just wanna kill a nigga by making him bet it all on a game of candyland. Is that too lofty a dream?


Completely separate from that I have a business opportunity idea. Keemstar jumped in and made his "lolcow live" podcast to monetize the suffering and spectacle of retards. Null can do the exact same thing with drug addicts. Ralph,Rekeita,Bossman and Andy warski. It's a perfect idea, the mix of perspectives as each member has a drug of choice and you have one member who is currently sober. There's racial diversity too since two of the cast members aren't white due to Ralph being a wigger and Rekeita being Polish.

You can call it Router Rehab, where they talk about the internet and drugs in the Internet over your router. Huh? Huh? You see the magic here? Merchandising with R&R all over it. Pill shaped candies for the kids. Ralph themed corn harvest T-shirts where the corn is being turned into alcohol.

Ralph needs money bad, bossman needs a job to convince the courts he can live in his own, warski will do it just for the fun and to get new paypigs to party with, the only one that might be a hard ask is Rekeita but if you offer him a hunky enough black guy as his personal assistant it's totally possible.

All I'm asking is a small cut for this one in a million idea. A measly 2%.
 
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Sneeds said:
I remember Josh saying Roulette is a black people gamba game. I think this might take its place lmao.
These are “fish games” that are imported from Asian countries.
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I remember playing one of these at a Chuck e Cheese when I was a kid!
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Completely separate from that I have a business opportunity idea. Keemstar jumped in and made his "lolcow live" podcast to monetize the suffering and spectacle of retards. Null can do the exact same thing with drug addicts. Ralph,Rekeita,Bossman and Andy warski. It's a perfect idea, the mix of perspectives as each member has a drug of choice and you have one member who is currently sober. There's racial diversity too since two of the cast members aren't white due to Ralph being a wigger and Rekeita being Polish.
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I fully support Router Rehab (More like Router Retards, am I rite or wut?) seeing Null have weekly breakdowns at everyone's inability to do simple show prep and show up on time would be pretty good. Andy, Ralph, and Nick constantly being in a circular firing squad despite basically being the same guy would also be pretty good.
 
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waffle said:
I fully support Router Rehab (More like Router Retards, am I rite or wut?) seeing Null have weekly breakdowns at everyone's inability to do simple show prep and show up on time would be pretty good. Andy, Ralph, and Nick constantly being in a circular firing squad despite basically being the same guy would also be pretty good.
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I support this because I want to see Null get felted by the same issues DSP had setting up his internet for his computer. The king will outlast another...
 
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Toxidrome said:
This will be the MATI theme song in 2025:

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Oh, this is a story about a guy named Null
Who lived in Ukraine with his hamster pal
But the Russian soldiers really didn't approve
So he packed up his Starlink and had to move
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Then he spent his life savings on shitcoin crypto scams
And he got himself a job on a little kiwi farm
Which the trannies always try to wipe away from this Earth
And he makes a mighty fine bell pepper sandwich
For what it's worth
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Then one day Null was in the LA, breathing in the smoke
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny Jewish bloke
He was caught under rubble and Null set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he owned every single ISP
So he gives Null a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Mad at the Internet show!
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I don't know why the Weird Al Show theme keeps popping up recently
 
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Haramburger said:
8yr olds play a version of this for tickets at Dave & Busters across this great nation. Impressive that they can convince black people to do it for the lure of money instead of teddy bears.
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No wonder it seemed familiar, I remembered playing this shit years ago at place like Dave & Busters. Seems like the chink manufacturers made an adult version where you can make actual money instead of tickets.
Jotch said:
I remember playing one of these at a Chuck e Cheese when I was a kid!
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God's strongest milkman said:
How far can we push this? How stupid or childlike can we make a gamba game that still manages to bankrupt some black guy so hard that he dies? I just wanna kill a nigga by making him bet it all on a game of candyland. Is that too lofty a dream?
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That's already been happening on online casino gameshows

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