UK United Kingdom Royal Family / Royal Families Drama General Thread - formerly "Prince Harry and Meghan to step back as senior royals"

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have announced they will step back as "senior" royals and work to become financially independent.

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In a statement, Prince Harry and Meghan also said they plan to split their time between the UK and North America.

The BBC understands no other royal - including the Queen or Prince William - was consulted before the statement and Buckingham Palace is "disappointed".

Senior royals are understood to be "hurt" by the announcement.

In their unexpected statement on Wednesday, also posted on their Instagram page, the couple said they made the decision "after many months of reflection and internal discussions".

"We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen."

They said they plan to balance their time between the UK and North America while "continuing to honour our duty to the Queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages".

"This geographic balance will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity."

A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman said discussions with the duke and duchess on their decision to step back were "at an early stage", adding: "We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through."

The couple's announcement on Wednesday comes two months after the Duke of York withdrew from public life after a BBC interview about his ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who killed himself in August.

 
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I think doing photoshoots at all is strange but I think people would also yell at her if she was giving out jam (self-promotion) or granola bars (can definitely afford more than that although idk what).

I also sort of feel bad for Harry but I don't think he's a nice person either and he will definitely stick with Meg until a definite source of validation comes along and that person / woman can re-engineer a reunion with his family. I don't think there is literally any scenario where he would go cap in hand to the royal family, on his own, so I think he's sticking with Meg until she pries him off with a crowbar. And if she did he might unalive himself.

I don't think he would be the one to humble himself to his family even post-divorce, his whole problem with them is that they have inherent status and he doesn't (or it's just as The Spare). He will not be okay with any situation where he has to admit he's got no status compared to them, his whole psychology (I think) is built up around denying or ignoring that. Which makes him quite narcissistic himself in compensation for that imo. It's not his 'fault' but it is how it is. Like you don't have to feel bad for the least worst of two bad people but you often do because humans have a tendency to take sides, so I do feel bad for him. But only a bit.
 
I think doing photoshoots at all is strange but I think people would also yell at her if she was giving out jam (self-promotion) or granola bars (can definitely afford more than that although idk what).
Something like this?

Most rich people
-- Do nothing.

Rich people who want to help (and maybe self promote a little)
Rich people who just want to self promote
-- Feed, clothe, maybe even temporarily house a few.
-- Or maybe just give money to the Red Cross or something.

Meghan
-- Free hugs.

But even homeless people give free hugs. 8)
 
I think doing photoshoots at all is strange but I think people would also yell at her if she was giving out jam (self-promotion) or granola bars (can definitely afford more than that although idk what).
I actually think this wasn't necessarily Meghan's idea, for one simple reason:
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It's straight out of the royal playbook. Senior royals going to visit those impacted by a disaster and talking to them is something that's basically expected. And it works - you can argue that it shouldn't, but it does - because meeting the royals and getting to speak to them and hearing their condolences is seen as a great honour. That was true for the Queen and a similar thing applied to Princess Diana (who'd do things like visit homeless shelters and speak to them). In theory it feeds into their charitable ventures, but there's also something about them just being present and showing compassion that people find eddifying. For comparison, Wills and Kate visited Southport after those girls got murdered;
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The Princess of Wales has made an unexpected appearance alongside the Prince of Wales on a visit to Southport, where they held a private meeting with the bereaved families of three children killed in a knife attack in July. This was Catherine's first official public engagement since she finished her chemotherapy treatment. Royal sources say she decided to join Prince William to show her "support, empathy and compassion to the local community". The couple spoke to emergency responders who helped at the scene of the devastating knife attack in the north-west seaside town. [...] The visit to Southport was intended by Prince William and Catherine to show the community that it had "not been forgotten". The royal couple spent 90 minutes talking to the families of the three children - and later passed on the families' thanks to emergency responders, in a meeting in Southport Community Centre. Catherine told the emergency workers they had supported families through their "darkest times" - and she said: "On behalf of them, thank you." The royal couple told emergency workers from police and the health services about the importance of protecting their own well-being and mental health. "The first thing we thought about was actually how on earth you guys are going to handle having seen what you've seen. So please take your time, don't rush back to work, do whatever you need to," said Prince William, who with Catherine has campaigned for people to be more open about mental health concerns. The couple had made a donation to a fundraiser to provide physical and psychological help for police and ambulance staff who were caught up in the attack and the riots that followed. In a message on social media, Prince William and Catherine said their Southport visit had been a "powerful reminder of the importance of supporting one another in the wake of unimaginable tragedy". Former chief constable Andy Rhodes described the visit as a "massive boost" for emergency workers. "It was quite emotional. It is still raw for people," he said.
Buried in that article is the fact they donated to a charitable fund to support the mental health of emergency responders, because that's not really the main point - the main point of the visit is they showed up as a reassuring presence, listened to the bereaved families and Kate hugged a paramedic who'd been one of the first on the scene. It might be forelock tugging and indicative of some deep rooted class issues in British society, but people like it. And the importance of it was drilled into the royals by Queen Elizabeth; one of her biggest regrets was delaying visiting Aberfan after the disaster there.

So I wouldn't be surprised if Harry's royal upbringing kicked in and he said they should go down there and show their faces and offer reassurance. The problem is that doesn't work in America. It works here because the royals are heads of state and at least with the Queen, Diana and Wills/Kate people generally like them. In the USA Harry and Meghan are minor celebrities who appear on Netflix. So it's weird that some famous people just went to "go meet with" people impacted by the fires without actually doing anything.
 
Something like this?

Most rich people
-- Do nothing.

Rich people who want to help (and maybe self promote a little)
Rich people who just want to self promote
-- Feed, clothe, maybe even temporarily house a few.
-- Or maybe just give money to the Red Cross or something.

Meghan
-- Free hugs.

But even homeless people give free hugs. 8)
And she didn't have to invite TMZ. That woman has a terrifying sense of always knowing where exactly where the camera is. Too bad the shots never flatter her.
 
Yeah, I'm not sure these accusations are going to fly in the country where William and Harry joined the army as "William Wales" and "Harry Wales". Isn't that just what those no-last-namers do?

I always wondered why they weren’t Windsor in the army. Must be some custom of theirs.

Your name in the UK is pretty much whatever you normally go by. You can change your name to whatever you want without any legal process by providing evidence of "name change by usage", and then that is your "actual" surname. Most people don't do this because it's a headache to get places to acknowledge it without a deed poll or solicitor's letter, but if you're a Royal then obviously everyone knows who you are already so you could feasibly change your "actual" name as much as you'd like, and your "official" Royal name is a stage name. As for why, it was probably concerns about being high priority targets or just worrying BFPO would get overwhelmed with fan mail.

There is a LOT of royal protocol around this that is also settled legally when they changed from Saxe-Coburg to Mountbatten essentially it was always held as "The Monarchs Family has no Official Surname" He / She was supposed to be a brother to all men and above all but god so if the king wanted to call his family The Smiths they could but they would normally go for something in medieval French to make it look nicer, This would be the same reason why they don't need passports (technically they do apart from the Monarch who doesn’t but this kinda normal amongst heads of state, and has been a tradition since well ever- but it technically applies to their family as well).

The Protocol states that while they can, they not nessiserially should but they can either choose a part of their title or from a approved list that has been approved at various levels, so using something like "Wales" "Lancashire" "Sefton" "Windsor" etc is fine as they can legally be known as that title as could any Lord or Lady if they held that title, and there are rules about how royal siblings can use them Harry can't use Wales now as his brother is officially the Prince of Wales but while their father was the POW they could - They can also use any Rank as a qualifier as well.

This is to satisfy some normal everyday laws an rules you have to pay attention to, like Banking Regs, Tax law, and these days even just booking things or using services etc. you need a Surname so they use one they are entitled to use (an in the full old fashioned sense of entitled as well).

Also as @AssignedEva said in England your Surname isn't that big of a deal but to elaborate on this your given name is and this is where it get's tricky under Anglo-Saxon legal tradition an in countries with that heritage your Surname doesn't count as that can change when you change jobs, areas, or on a whim, but the name or names you where GIVEN are important and why it's harder for men (and in one case only women) to get this changed rather than a Surname because it's what you are generally know by, other than your direct neighbours you may know an have been to events with or pleasant conversations with etc know their Surnames 10 doors down? You may know Bob an Lynda really well but you have no idea who Mr an Mrs McFadden are but if the police knocked at your door an said "Excuse me were looking for Bob" you'd vaugely point out Bob's house.



Everyone is different. I think that there are children, and that they are biologically related to Meghan and Harry, but they were borne by surrogates, thus negating their legitimacy in the line of succession.

There is no precedent for that to even happen as long as Harry is Legally and Biologically considered their Father they are his Children an they are Historically an legally entitled to some stuff for a long while, as are there kids then it falls out into the background noise of Royal life, Surrogacy has never been ruled on in a Royal Court simply as it has never come up, However their is laws around Bastardry and Royal linage some could argue about from a purely Royal perspective BUT I doubt Scientifically (an this is a thing at court) this would be allowed as that child is of Royal Blood if not Gestation and that has no impact on the matter (especially if some familes want to stay relevant).

His only hope now is that he sees the light and he dumps her but I really doubt that will happen. I expect Megan to crash and burn with this American Orchard thing. She like the Royal family's Kamala Harris. Unlikable, fake, forgettable. Maybe she can grift off this fire in LA.

also sort of feel bad for Harry but I don't think he's a nice person either and he will definitely stick with Meg until a definite source of validation comes along and that person / woman can re-engineer a reunion with his family. I don't think there is literally any scenario where he would go cap in hand to the royal family, on his own, so I think he's sticking with Meg until she pries him off with a crowbar. And if she did he might unalive himself.


His connection is Anne, Charles an Anne are VERY close not public but close - and she has a soft spot a massive one for Harry as he's the baby of the family as long as she's alive or her memory holds sway Harry can get back in at least publicly an on paper but never back in the real circle of trust.

I can see him not having a choice in getting dumped, Megan will toss him the moments he's a dead weight (i.e. call to her agent "We'd book you to play the part but Harry is a mess an the studio don't like that" if that happens a few times on the run she will start distancing for a few years publicly then drop him like a very hot potato - and possibly shack up with some Silicone Valley investor she's known for a while.

And she didn't have to invite TMZ. That woman has a terrifying sense of always knowing where exactly where the camera is. Too bad the shots never flatter her.

TMZ are everywhere, they are legitimately Celebrity Shitehawks, if they know there are places Celebs or notable people are going to be they are there or will by pictures from anyone if they haven’t got a camera there themselves and Disasters like this bring in the glad handers like nothing else.

You are right though unless she is Staged in fine detail she doesn't ever look OK, nearly all the best pictures I have of family an friends are when they are natural not staged but she is never natural, like ever unless she's shouting at someone. Her whole existance is an act and she doesn't know where she ends an the act begins anymore.
 
There is no precedent for that to even happen as long as Harry is Legally and Biologically considered their Father they are his Children an they are Historically an legally entitled to some stuff for a long while, as are there kids then it falls out into the background noise of Royal life, Surrogacy has never been ruled on in a Royal Court simply as it has never come up, However their is laws around Bastardry and Royal linage some could argue about from a purely Royal perspective BUT I doubt Scientifically (an this is a thing at court) this would be allowed as that child is of Royal Blood if not Gestation and that has no impact on the matter (especially if some familes want to stay relevant).
So, arguably you could say that the specific wording of the laws around royal succession specify "heir of the body". In UK law the legal mother is the surrogate;
Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act 2008:
33Meaning of “mother”
(1)The woman who is carrying or has carried a child as a result of the placing in her of an embryo or of sperm and eggs, and no other woman, is to be treated as the mother of the child.
(2)Subsection (1) does not apply to any child to the extent that the child is treated by virtue of adoption as not being the woman's child.
(3)Subsection (1) applies whether the woman was in the United Kingdom or elsewhere at the time of the placing in her of the embryo or the sperm and eggs.
When a woman has a baby via surrogacy, she is not legally the mother even if it's her egg. However she can apply for what's called a parental order, which will amend the birth certificate;
Parental orders [F31: two applicants]
(1)On an application made by two people (“the applicants”), the court may make an order providing for a child to be treated in law as the child of the applicants if—
(a)the child has been carried by a woman who is not one of the applicants, as a result of the placing in her of an embryo or sperm and eggs or her artificial insemination,
(b)the gametes of at least one of the applicants were used to bring about the creation of the embryo, and
(c)the conditions in subsections (2) to [F32(8A)] are satisfied.
(2)The applicants must be—
(a)husband and wife,
(b)civil partners of each other, or
(c)two persons who are living as partners in an enduring family relationship and are not within prohibited degrees of relationship in relation to each other.
The parental order from a legalistic perspective is treated more or less like adoption, and it's unclear if an adopted child would actually count towards the line of succession - some argue adoption laws cover it, some argue that the requirement to be "of the blood royal" means it wouldn't work. There's also a law that only the child born within wedlock can count towards succession, and while royals can legitimise their bastard by adopting them, legitimised royal bastards are still disqualified from succession.... so if Meghan wasn't the legal "mother" at the time of birth, then the children can never stand to inherit the throne.

Obviously this is all because these laws were written long before surrogacy was even a concept (and the later laws were just using legal fictions to paper over the cracks in our creaking ancient common laws). The point is largely moot because they are the blood descendants of a Royal and his lawfully wedded wife, and English law has a weird technical quirk. But if Meghan did use a surrogate, especially without telling "the Firm", then she'd have very good reason to keep it quiet because this is the sort of hair splitting you'd get into - and if the laws ultimately found against Harry and Meghan's children, I don't think William is going to bend over backwards to see the laws of succession changed.
 
So, arguably you could say that the specific wording of the laws around royal succession specify "heir of the body". In UK law the legal mother is the surrogate;

For Royal purposes yea it is up for debate, the Royal Personhood can not be determined by anyone other than the Monarch and I doubt any modern Monarch would challenge this, to RF work on there own set of Rules outside of Common Law (as in Commonly understood Law) they are specifically outside of this law like a lot of other laws - in a lot of cases they will follow that law but are not bound by it and can set their own precedent some exceptions to this do exist such as Treason (acting against the civil estate), Murder, Financial reporting, and a few others but the judement is always a fine and or a slap on the wrist with exception to specific named laws.

Fucking grass

Didn't say I pointed them in the right direction did I.
 
William looks terrible in this photo, balding aside. Cancer scares with both your father and your wife in so little time must be absolute hell. I only hope both Charles III and Kate don't pass away at close to the same time, that would be an absolute hell for probably the most decent and relatively normal member of that family. It certainly wouldn't be the first time senior royals die in quick succession (Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, and Princess Margaret come to mind).
 
The serious faced visits and hugging are a royal Must. Kate just went to the Royal Marsden and was seen chatting to patients currently undergoing treatment. There was quite a moving photo of her walking in and looking at the glass light over the door with utter trepidation. This is expected of them and they do it well and people do indeed love it. There’s a line to walk between the pomp and ceremony and be accessible and the wills/kate combo (and Chuck too these days) does it well. Nobody has a bad word to say about Catherine - she shows up and does what she is duty bound to with a decent amount of grace and an accessible wardrobe
William looks terrible in this photo, balding aside.
They both look like they’ve had a really rough year. Hoe old are they now, early 40s? That was when I really noticed a couple of years where I felt noticeably older. They do say 44 and 60 ish are the two years ageing accelerates most. Cancer treatment and having people you love sick will age you. Catherine also looks older, still v glam, but you can see the impact. As is normal, I wouldn’t expect anyone to be glowing after that year or two.
 
So I wouldn't be surprised if Harry's royal upbringing kicked in and he said they should go down there and show their faces and offer reassurance. The problem is that doesn't work in America. It works here because the royals are heads of state and at least with the Queen, Diana and Wills/Kate people generally like them. In the USA Harry and Meghan are minor celebrities who appear on Netflix. So it's weird that some famous people just went to "go meet with" people impacted by the fires without actually doing anything.
This reminds me of when Kamala Harris brought back Bill Clinton to campaign and talk to normal people at fast food restaurants, thinking it would woo people, only for him to be mistaken for a senile old man, and nobody was impressed by him. It's the same thing. With Harry and Megan, I think the majority of, if not a good portion of, people in America make fun of Harry and Megan. It's like that South Park episode making fun of their We Want Privacy world tour. Harry and Meghan are either slightly liked by cat ladies who might see him and her on TV or they are mocked by people who think they are full of themselves.
 
The serious faced visits and hugging are a royal Must... This is expected of them and they do it well and people do indeed love it. There’s a line to walk between the pomp and ceremony and be accessible and the wills/kate combo (and Chuck too these days) does it well.

But this is exactly why it's so funny to me - it absolutely is a thing, in the British context. There, the royals are actually important public figures, and it makes some kinda sense for them to show up as moral support for afflicted British people.

Harry, I can kinda understand reverting to what he knows when it comes to public appearances, and not understanding that it all comes across terribly in an American context. It's all he knows and he's not very bright, what would you expect? But I find it hysterical that his US-born truffle-sniffer doesn't seem to get it, either: she has no excuse. Over here they're barely even minor celebrities and the whole "come out and shake the plebs' hands" thing just comes off as condescending. They show up without any real resources or skills to do anything useful and everyone just kinda looks at them like 'soooooo... why are you here?'

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Honestly, the secondhand embarrassment I get from this brass-necked whore and her pet retard is my favorite thing about them. I don't think I've ever seen them attempt a PR 'strategy' that didn't go off in their faces. Not one single time. They are consistent in almost nothing save for being relentless fuck-ups.
 
This one is hilarious:
This is the funniest bit.
When brainstorming podcast ideas for their signing with Spotify, the Duke reportedly wanted to host a series where he interviewed powerful men with complicated stories - such as Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump - Bloomberg first revealed.
Harry took a particular interest in how these men's personal experiences transformed them into sociopaths, a source who worked closely with the couple on audio projects recalled.

He even questioned why he himself 'didn't' follow in the footsteps of such figures, allegedly telling a source: 'I have very bad childhood trauma. Obviously. My mother was essentially murdered. What is it about me that didn't make me one of these bad guys?'
This is hilarious. Harry has read some article about personality archetypes, maybe it even mentions Jung! His first thought of course and Meghan’s is ‘I’m so misunderstood. He then wants to interview some of the world leaders, and sees absolutely no issue with the fact his basal assumption for the interview is ‘hi how did you turn into a sociopath?’
Not only that, but he muses why he isn’t one, by which of course he means ‘why aren’t I like trump/putin’ in terms of notoriety and why am I such a good and worthy person?
This is such a good insight into him. His understanding of other people is at a childlike level. It’s almost as if he stopped developing mentally as a young teen,
You aren’t Putin, Harry, even if you had a bad thing happen as a child because you do not have the capacity for action, or will to power that Putin and trump have. They are, whether you like them or not, and whether they’re ’good guys’ or not, incredibly capable, very shrewd and intelligent men, and you are Tim nice-but-dim, only now you’re married to someone who drove all your other nice-but-dim posh pals away.
It’s such a breathtakingly simplistic, solipistic world view, with a massive dollop of narcissism and victimhood.
Harry should have spent as much army time as he could, and then married a nice jolly type who didn’t mind being his mum as well, and who would have got him doing the housework, walking the dogs and changing nappies while she dealt with anything more complex than mowing the lawn. He could have been happy.
 
When brainstorming podcast ideas for their signing with Spotify, the Duke reportedly wanted to host a series where he interviewed powerful men with complicated stories - such as Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump - Bloomberg first revealed.
Harry took a particular interest in how these men's personal experiences transformed them into sociopaths, a source who worked closely with the couple on audio projects recalled.

He even questioned why he himself 'didn't' follow in the footsteps of such figures, allegedly telling a source: 'I have very bad childhood trauma. Obviously. My mother was essentially murdered. What is it about me that didn't make me one of these bad guys?'

Wow, that is just breathtakingly stupid and simplistic. It's so stupid that a moment like this breaks immersion and immediately keys you in that you are dealing with a literal room-temperature-IQ retard. I believe this was the pitch that got Bill Simmons (a popular sports writer/podcaster) to call Harry and Meg "fucking grifters" in a public statement.

While that's hilarious, I don't think Bill is correct about Harry. A grift implies someone is smart enough to understand they are being manipulative by selling the impossible. Meg is a fucking grifter (which makes her parade of failures delicious). Harry is dangerously stupid, and the rest of the royals really fucked up by letting their brainlet weakling get captured by a conniving whore.
 
Something I think needs to be considered also is the fact that its not just the retardation and cluelessness of Meghan and the Prince Harry at play here, but the team of advisors and consultants and self declared experts they surround themselves with.

As we all know there has been a trend in currentyear for the past decade plus of the consultant/specialist/expert sphere of PR and Brand management becoming swarmed with the end results of social media addicted BPD retards with trust funds being shat out of university obsessed with whatever obnoxious yet shallow woke leftist LARP is in style that minute, and insistent on forcing whatever company or institution or celebrity they manage to jump on the endless series of bandwagons they mandate lest they be tarred as hateful bigots and driven out of business by the totally real "Modern Audience" demographic, no matter how much this alienates the people they actually sell to/depend on.

Something I noticed with Meghan and Harry in scuttlebutt over the various speds involved on their various failed projects is that they seem to have selected some of the most temperamental and barely functional specimens of these grifters possible, the types who have furious xitter meltdowns every month and who cannot stop themselves throwing buckets of shit to start pointless fights no matter how ill advised or downright despicable it looks to everyone watching from outside, whose sole qualification seems to have been obsessively brownnosing Meghan and whacking off about her unique grace and majesty in a way that reminds one of the shit spoken of Kim Jong Il by his propagandists back in the day. Were I to speculate, I would guess that Meghan has been keeping a harem of especially mediocre PR goons around her since she first technically qualified as a celebrity back in the day and quickly got into the habit of choosing those who were the most sycophantic to her over those who told her frankly to stop doing retarded shit.

When she and Harry married this team came into immediate conflict with the general PR and branding team of the Royal Family which has a near thousand year history of very frankly and very nastily telling even literal medieval monarchs "stop fucking doing this you retarded fat fuck or we are gonna get three crusades and a jihad declared on us" and thus team Meghan would have instantly chafed at how they were not allowed to do whatever bullshit they thought of that week. Furthermore Meghan being an abusive asshole to staff and anyone she deemed lower than her might have been something she could get away with in the general celeb sphere, but in monarchy land this shit is something that could lead to existential consequences for the whole monarchy if not nipped in the bud fast due to how instantly this shit inflames public opinion, which is likely why Prince William himself seems to have taken it upon himself to tell them to cut that shit out.

Combine all this with Prince Harry being a pretty archetypical spoiled brat who hates being told what to do and you have the stage fully set for their public tantrum and loudly flouncing out of the Royal Family, and the still ongoing series of ever more retarded failures as their shitty team now has free reign to dictate to the pair whatever idiotic bandwagon or scheme they come up with that month. From their bizarre "woke anti-colonial monarchy of the commonwealth" plan to the podcast shit to netflix to the fucking jam thing, all of this shit reeks of their inept PR goons flailing around with random ideas while placating Meghan and Harry with promises about how this next scheme will totally work while also encouraging their own worst impulses by mindlessly praising whatever they say or do.

This is also why I think there has been such a single minded focus on burning bridges with the Royal Family, as they know if Harry winds up crawling back to them to beg sanctuary in the royal kennels as a dog toy, they will lose their meal ticket and be left with a widely despised Z-list woke celebrity as their sole remaining grift in a post-woke age.
 
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When she and Harry married this team came into immediate conflict with the general PR and branding team of the Royal Family which has a near thousand year history of very frankly and very nastily telling even literal medieval monarchs "stop fucking doing this you retarded fat fuck or we are gonna get three crusades and a jihad declared on us"
Indeed. What Markle, and most Americans, failed to realise is that being a member of the Royal family does not mean that you can do as you please. Every single senior person in the Royal household, regardless of which member they actually work "for", has at the top of their job description in big red letters "1. Protect the Monarch." Any actions taken by these functionaries are taken with the direct authority of the Crown itself and if you are doing something that may harm said Crown, you will be either stopped or removed because there is no higher authority in the land.

The courtiers are not actually servants - they are your jailers. Pleasant, very helpful and genial jailers while if you behave. Conversations would go like this - "I'm most grateful, ma'am, His Majesty will be very pleased you have agreed to open this donkey sanctuary in Milton Keynes instead of attending that ghastly little party held by the Winfrey woman in Los Angeles. Indeed, His Majesty wonders if you have considered your ongoing association with this lady? Especially as the Prince of Wales is greatly interested in hearing from you as to what roles your children would like to fulfil as they grow into working members of the firm?"

To an American actress, this will come across as a request when it is actually a series of direct orders and threats. If the jailers report to the boss that you are not doing as you are told, or are making things difficult for these loyal members of staff, who "His Majesty is most fond of, and has such respect for", you are in trouble.
 
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