Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

No, child. There is not. Over 50 times did Titty Rick try to bait the police into forcefully entering his residence, violently overpowering him, calling him names, slapping his fat bitch tits while laughing about what a faggot he is, and then running a train on him/spit roasting him. He even attempted to coax similar behavior out of them by swinging the gayest punch he could muster at them, but they merely detained him briefly. If Patty Tomlinson, the pinnacle of conservative American masculine success, can't get his local cops to satisfy his desire for rough gay sex and suitable lawsuit fodder, does it sound as if he's got anything other than bad cops in his city? Felony Faucet Dick Teasing is no joke, stalker.

I hope for Fatrick’s sake, you and Judge Holden are not lurking regularly in the sauna at Fatrick’s gym.

He probably just goes there for mutual hand relief, but his botty will never be the same if the two of you get your grimy meaty paws on him.

 

[RollingRock2]

Drunk and ConFused

 

[femoralcanal]

Confusion megathread here:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/confusion-2025-jan-23-26-megathread.65439/

Includes email chain with Diaper Dan, Boq Precision's boss, Fatrick, and the entire convention staff.

Wait, I didn't know Confusion was the con with the iconic forever alone alcoholic pictures! Fatty always sits on this specific spot before it begins, he's admitted being anally autistic (I'm sorry: diaperly autistic) about that.


... and I just realized the fact I already knew that doesn't bode well for me lol.

Go get that fat bastard, Zoomia!!

Edit:
I know maybe not more than a handful here will understand this sentence, but holy hell is the Boqster ugly lmao

No context, it's funnier that way.

 

[femoralcanal]

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Gave us this gem. Thanks, OnA homies!

I'll post the whole thing to archive it then (though I'm sure this is just the tip wink wink):

Spoiler: NSFW: The Boqster + Patrick penis

What are the odds two men who could be twins both have micropenises? Coincidence, or God's plan?

Edit: sorry, accidental double post

 

[Post Reply]

I'll post the whole thing to archive it then (though I'm sure this is just the tip wink wink):

Christ almighty... as much as that makes me laugh, sending that shit out to a zillion people is probably some kind of crime.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

It took me a second to ask why the fuck he updated his handle to include ConFusion but then I remembered it was PenguiCon that doesn't exist, stalker. Seems he isn't barred from ConFusion. Of course when he goes there he will be barred. Because he's a fat drunk.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The undue suffering would be inflicted upon the taxpayers of the City of Milwaukee. Who are still reeling from a 20% property tax hike, as @DSP's Tax Lawyer explained a few pages ago.

The taxpayers of Milwaukee are not much smarter than Fatrick so they deserve it and he lives close enough to his pepperoni that he will get robbed pretty quickly

 

[Post Reply]

The taxpayers of Milwaukee are not much smarter than Fatrick so they deserve it and he lives close enough to his pepperoni that he will get robbed pretty quickly

I would brace for the "Free MPD lawsuit payout" listings on Craigslist in the event Pat manages to get a settlement out of the city.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I would brace for the "Free MPD lawsuit payout" listings on Craigslist in the event Pat manages to get a settlement out of the city.

No need to do that tbh. You are better off betting on how Fatrick loses the money

1. Pays back him mother in law for paying Quasi
2. Loses it all at Potawatomi (the casino in Milwaukee) either by gambling or getting followed out and robbed
3. Loses it at a local bar by bragging about how much money he won from the lolsuit and getting mugged right outside the bar while piss drunk
4. Medical expenses for getting the shit beat out of him at a Bucks/Brewers game while talking shit to some random because he got a bigger head than normal
5. Home break in. His story and settlement will be something that gets into the papers and someone will come across it realizing he has money and the cops aren't going to respond as fast to 911 calls from there anymore
6. Buys another v6 mustang and crashes it
7. Insert your own story

 

[S.C.U.D.]

1. Pays back him mother in law for paying Quasi

Pat could get a billion dollars and I bet you he would still not do this.

 

[RussianParasite]

The two moments I’d be looking forward to in a Pat deposition:

1) Seeing an honest-to-god no childing of whoever is performing the deposition. A Josiah-type response to the tune of “… what did you say??”would result in permanent, life-altering damage to my ribs.

2) Pat being forced to answer how many times on average he tweets per day and being forced to read some of them out loud. Some of the violent and rape related stuff I’m sure would go over great with a jury. For extra fun maybe sprinkle in some General Fatton and real-life tough guy Pat.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

This is how it will go down when Niki is on the stand explaining what her life with Pat is like.

 

[John_Smith]

Nikki will have to give a deposition too. I'm betting the defense attorneys know enough to schedule hers and Pat's in such a way that the two cannot compare notes and get their stories straight. Nikki's deposition will probably be many, many pages of "I can't recall: I don't recall" "My medicines interfere with my memories sometimes. Tee hee."

A little more context about this image and this guy:

This face is the face of someone who goons to granny porn. The moral here is: be very careful about your choice of deviancy lest you end up like this. When this image was taken, he may well have been gooning to someone's grandma , or to Taylor Lorenz who is old enough to be Methuselah's grandmother. Just a friendly PSA.

Has Lesley not written a concerned citizen letter to ConFusion? Remind the staff that Piggy is banned from PenguinCon? The staff will ignore the Pests, but someone like Lesley, they may pay attention to her.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Nikki will have to give a deposition too. I'm betting the defense attorneys know enough to schedule hers and Pat's in such a way that the two cannot compare notes and get their stories straight. Nikki's deposition will probably be many, many pages of "I can't recall: I don't recall" "My medicines interfere with my memories sometimes. Tee hee."

A little more context about this image and this guy:
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This face is the face of someone who goons to granny porn. The moral here is: be very careful about your choice of deviancy lest you end up like this. When this image was taken, he may well have been gooning to someone's grandma , or to Taylor Lorenz who is old enough to be Methuselah's grandmother. Just a friendly PSA.

Has Lesley not written a concerned citizen letter to ConFusion? Remind the staff that Piggy is banned from PenguinCon? The staff will ignore the Pests, but someone like Lesley, they may pay attention to her.

I recall his name being on the Board of Directors for Comerica Publications
Publishers of 'Women Over 50' and sister magazine 'Women Over 250'.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer namedropped Patrick in his case against Kiwi Farms and Null

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-20314781

 

[OffTopic]

Nikki will have to give a deposition too. I'm betting the defense attorneys know enough to schedule hers and Pat's in such a way that the two cannot compare notes and get their stories straight. Nikki's deposition will probably be many, many pages of "I can't recall: I don't recall" "My medicines interfere with my memories sometimes. Tee hee."

A little more context about this image and this guy:
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This face is the face of someone who goons to granny porn. The moral here is: be very careful about your choice of deviancy lest you end up like this. When this image was taken, he may well have been gooning to someone's grandma , or to Taylor Lorenz who is old enough to be Methuselah's grandmother. Just a friendly PSA.

Has Lesley not written a concerned citizen letter to ConFusion? Remind the staff that Piggy is banned from PenguinCon? The staff will ignore the Pests, but someone like Lesley, they may pay attention to her.

For the Boqposters in attendance, Liban is feeling a bit backed into a corner right now and lashing out. Someone started the rumor he doesn't have a father so in his infinite wisdom Liban decided to secretly record a call with his own father and post it to pwn the trolls. The kids in OffTopic are tripping over each other's dicks trying to make fun of him.

https://vocaroo.com/1hjq5lrqiU3k

I dunno why posting photos is all screwed up but here's his thread.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/boq-calls-his-father-and-secretly-records-it-to-correct-the-record.65458/

 

[An automatic clown]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Heeeeeeeeelp meeee. I cant fucking breef.

Two weeks ago, Patrick (aka Jennifer) had beat one nigger baby assailant so bad he dropped his phone (before being promptly turned into pepperoni)

A week ago Patrick had never had a cheesesteak, had never been to Chubby's Cheesesteaks and the police report was wrong in every last delusional detail as always.

Now he's back to beating one of the pepperoni Americans. His mind works on mysterious (fat) ways

 

[poopshoes]

For the Boqposters in attendance, Liban is feeling a bit backed into a corner right now and lashing out. Someone started the rumor he doesn't have a father so in his infinite wisdom Liban decided to secretly record a call with his own father and post it to pwn the trolls. The kids in OffTopic are tripping over each other's dicks trying to make fun of him.

https://vocaroo.com/1hjq5lrqiU3k

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I dunno why posting photos is all screwed up but here's his thread.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/boq-calls-his-father-and-secretly-records-it-to-correct-the-record.65458/

What is the deal with this fucking boq guy? Why is he there and what is his joker origin story? I lurk ona every once in a while but enough to see this dude constantly getting roasted but he never stops posting and I don't see what he would get out if it besides a humiliation fetish.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

I hate to play Fatrick's advocate, but I think he means "never been [a fat mess]".

For a professional writer he’s goddamn ambiguous in his writing!

 

[OffTopic]

What is the deal with this fucking boq guy? Why is he there and what is his joker origin story? I lurk ona every once in a while but enough to see this dude constantly getting roasted but he never stops posting and I don't see what he would get out if it besides a humiliation fetish.

I'm glad you asked, Poopster.


This is under construction, but should answer many of your questions:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/boq-precision-liban-s-mohamed-boqoreh-wigger-child-wisconsin-gov-newjersey-gov-etc-molec-wadaad-ascended-shimbiris-waranle84.197854/

EDIT: This is quickly going off the rails. Liban is posting childhood photos that may or not actually be of him.