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Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Shit Pants Chance
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This is probably an unpopular opinion, but I’m not going to lie, the 3d printed “gold” Raxxdallion with the glued on dollar store gems was absolutely hilarious and I crack a few ribs every time I see him wear it. The “rubies” glued on as scalp scabs is a master touch. That’s really the only gift I could say I approve of I suppose, it’s worthless in the real world so no real gain on Raxx’s end aside from a temporary ego boost. His stupidity, gullibility and delusions are some of the funniest things about him considering he thinks it’s “18 karat gold, motherfucker, what you know ‘bout that”, similar to his $5 Temu knockoff “Apple watch” worth “more than Marty’s house” that broke in just a matter of hours of the big reveal. I guess the dead baby pig ‘still in the mother’s fetal sack’ was a good gift as well.
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Not sure what new there is? I don't recall seeing that Wii-looking box on the table before, not much else.
As an aside, for the longest time I've found the house layout confusing. There are no second floor windows facing the street, but to every other direction, including the back. (Props to the normies who keep tagging 339 with interesting businesses)
The clip below fortunately confirmed to me that Raxx's room is the one with the single window. I know that was implied by the drone footage last year, but I needed to see the window from the inside to be sure.
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Same here, I’ve tried making a map of Raxx’s house for Ready or Not multiple times so I can bust him for CP, or maybe for fucking Bandit to death, and of course to tase Ed and Sally repeatedly, but I have no idea how that house is internally structured so the house always ends up looking nothing like Raxx’s, that or the interior is too small. I’m also not good at 3d modeling, humans especially, so I wouldn’t be able to put in a good quality digitized Raxx, Ed and Sally. I’d need a tour of the place to get the map right, probably scale it up so it’s easier to maneuver around in game, and have someone willing to donate their time and effort to model and texture the Wilkins/Ed trio. But no way I’m stepping into that house, hopefully some buddy troll girlfriend reads this and gets him to do a video tour of his entire house like Chris Chan did.
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I think that's a lamp.
Especially since there's a mystery light facing the closet doors.
FYI he does have a Wii
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Here I can go to the local council building and look up the property file for an address (free actually) and it usually shows "as built" house plans. So a plan of the house, with basic details about where the services are on the site and any alterations that have been approved by the council.
Or you can pay for a much more in-depth version (mainly for when you are buying a house, but anyone can do it)
I dunno what Ohio has specifically, need a loicance to do anything here, please don't get me started on dealing with local government
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Unfortunately the house is about 110 years old, so it doesn't conform to any common developer plan. I suspect it may have been expanded at some point, too. I tried searching the nearby hoods on Gmaps but couldn't find a single similar house. Not that it would help much anyway, as very few houses there have listings with photos online.
Ready or Not is a good medium though, as this depressing hovel I found on sale on Lloyd St would probably fit the game's atmosphere.
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Late and hay but LMAO AT THE SHITTIN HIMSELF, AND EVEN MORE LMAO AT HIS HEADSET UNMUTING HIM DURING IT
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This sort fan fiction really makes me wonder about troll shielding going on in this thread. Are you all OK?
He didn't shit himself. He's reacting to something else, probably the dog unloading from one of its ends.
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I don't know about all that but the established narrative is far funnier than what you described so I'm just going to assume he shit himself and it unmuted because LMAO
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Fantasy it is, then. Yuck.
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Someone... BEING HYPERBOLIC AND TROLLING ON THE INTERNET?!?!?! NEVER!!!
RaxxScholar
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I happen to disagree with you for this reason, if it really was the dog, then would raxx have hung around to help clean it up? No way. The only thing that explains his extended absence is if he had to go clean himself up.
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Its not really the first time he's shit himself on stream that's why it's believable. God forbid people have fun on a gossip forum.
TheBiggestGay aka gods #1
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Do people actually belive that chance wilkins would actually help clean something.
Are they new?
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Yeah he didn’t shit himself this time
But riddle me this…
Wouldn’t it be funnier to deflate his massive ego and delusions of him being this badass “successful” streamer by pointing out that this malformed physically disabled retard shat himself and ran to mommy for help
But whatever you say fun police
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Raxx streamed around an hour ago and unlisted the video immediately. Luckily I was watching it and snatched the link.
PreserveTube
The video is full of the usual delusions; "I put in more hard work for Kara's family than you motherfuckers combined", "I'm a fucking rock star", "I've sacrificed over a decade to get where I am" and so on, but there's some interesting lore in there, so I'd say is worth a watch.
He talks mostly about his new fiancée, Kara, and addresses two people (apparently her family) who seem to be antagonizing her and her relationship with Raxx. At first I thought it was Marty and William, but he doesn't mention either of them in the video.
At 6:36 he mentions KiwiTapes, it seems like there's some sort of beef going on between them, does anyone have any context for this? I haven't followed KT for a while.
At 7:01 he threatens GoblinRecords for stealing his content. He wants to DMCA and take down his Rumble channel. That Channel is full of goodies, so hopefully that doesn't happen.
And at 10:30 he start with the tough guy act.
PS: He's still wearing the same shirt.
PreserveTube
The video is full of the usual delusions; "I put in more hard work for Kara's family than you motherfuckers combined", "I'm a fucking rock star", "I've sacrificed over a decade to get where I am" and so on, but there's some interesting lore in there, so I'd say is worth a watch.
He talks mostly about his new fiancée, Kara, and addresses two people (apparently her family) who seem to be antagonizing her and her relationship with Raxx. At first I thought it was Marty and William, but he doesn't mention either of them in the video.
At 6:36 he mentions KiwiTapes, it seems like there's some sort of beef going on between them, does anyone have any context for this? I haven't followed KT for a while.
At 7:01 he threatens GoblinRecords for stealing his content. He wants to DMCA and take down his Rumble channel. That Channel is full of goodies, so hopefully that doesn't happen.
And at 10:30 he start with the tough guy act.
PS: He's still wearing the same shirt.
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RaxxScholar
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This guy is addressing his "fiancé's family" all while wearing kid's fingerless skull gloves and the same tshirt he shit his pants in 2 days ago.
No wonder he can't make it to the bathroom.
Cyraxx plans on going out to live with his fiancé (in south Dakota i think). Once he does this he will get his GED so he can build up his business correctly, based off the ample business and marketing skills he will acquire in his studies.
Cyraxx is threatening his fiance's BiL. stating he dropped motherfuckers just like him when he was in high school.
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