Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%

  • Total voters
    378
As someone who’s done very dumb things, I could buy they dabble in the nitrous but whatever Nick is on during these streams and calls is not nitrous.
Nitrous is like this. You take the cartridge and put it in the cracker. You put a balloon over the cracker and slowly release the gas. You huff said gas. Everything goes NANG NANG NANG for like ten seconds and you get a crazy head rush. If you want to experience this at home bend over and take some deep breath then stand up and put your thumb in your mouth and blow low you’re blowing up a balloon. That’s literally it. It’s not like booze or weed or whatever it’s there and then it’s gone in less than a minute. That’s why normally you would go on binges like what people say April’s doing with the gas.
My bet is that Nick is an addict, and addicts like Nick (those from money) are really good at getting scripts for things they can abuse. Not even like opioids or benzos or all that regular stuff, I’m talking random pharmaceuticals that may not be your drug of choice but at least gets you somewhere for the meantime.
Have to confirm. Had a buddy who did nitrous all the time and he would absolutely not have been functional enough to make a call or anything at all. You pretty much pass out for like ten seconds or so. Then they rinse and repeat. It's freaky to watch.
 
Nitrous is one of those things that even a Level 47 drug user such as myself wouldn't touch. That shit briefly gets you high, but it's killing your braincells at the same time.

You put a balloon over the cracker and slowly release the gas.
When you're a really unrepentant mess of a human being, you'll take the hits straight from the tank. Every time I go out drugging myself with friends there's always a tank there and there's always people who are hitting it from the source. I'm shocked I haven't seen someone blow their lungs out with one of those things.

Part of the reason people do it into balloons first is because they'll get those real big fucking balloons and put a ton in it so that they can take hit after hit after hit after hit, or so that they can walk around with it. If this really is April's drug of choice now then I wouldn't be surprised if she'd graduated from the balloons to tank hits.

My bet is that Nick is an addict, and addicts like Nick (those from money) are really good at getting scripts for things they can abuse. Not even like opioids or benzos or all that regular stuff, I’m talking random pharmaceuticals that may not be your drug of choice but at least gets you somewhere for the meantime.
Oh man, once he finds out that he doesn't need to jump through those hoops and he can ship crates of "research chemicals" to his home willy-nilly then it's game over.

If Nick's reading this, then he totally shouldn't delve into the world of "research chemicals" which are just drugs that haven't been criminalized with specificity because they're chemically distinct enough to avoid classification as a controlled chemical, yet still similar enough to street drugs that they give you the same high. They get around the issue of selling them as drugs by cutely calling them "research chemicals" so that you can research how high they get without technically breaking the law.

Now, I would never leave this information here in the dark hopes that Nick discovers this fact, indulges in it further, and then destroys his life even more for my selfish amusement. Oh wait, yes I would.
 
I'm shocked I haven't seen someone blow their lungs out with one of those things.
So a bit of a fun fact about nitrous I forgot to mention in my previous post, since the nitrogen in it is absorbed at a much faster rate than what you would normally breathe in (remember air is about 80% nitrogen) it tends to escape from blood cells and migrate to other parts of the body; once there and if it's a part that normally contains air it will return to a gaseous form and expand.

This means that it can suffocate you by displacing all the oxygen from your lungs, but it also means that when it reaches the gut...

I'll let this informative drawing courtesy of DeviantArt explain it.
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Nicky is going to look R&R, (even more) rotund and retarded if he does the funny gas. April might and that's why he kicked her to the curb, too round.
 
My bet is that Nick is an addict, and addicts like Nick (those from money) are really good at getting scripts for things they can abuse. Not even like opioids or benzos or all that regular stuff, I’m talking random pharmaceuticals that may not be your drug of choice but at least gets you somewhere for the meantime.
Nick's probably taking his kid's prescription meds (the same thing he did that caused her to run out, leading Nick to medically dose her with cocaine as a replacement allegedly)
Holy fucking shit, what a find. This is the entirety of Nick's argument, even down to what he said recently about sweating. He got sucked in by a Quora answer :story:

This same Quora user doesn't understand that tetanus can be transmitted to open wounds from other sources like dirt, feces, saliva etc. and spends much of his time encouraging people to take vaccines.

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Top minds, people, top minds.
Guarantee this is the quality level of the sources Nick used in his research which proved to him conclusively that everyone else is wrong and that cocaine can be used medicinally (allegedly)
 
This isn't news. He's been saying this for a while.

As a gist, there's two metabolites from Cocaine. One is produced from "hydrolyzing" formed any time cocaine is exposed to moisture. The other is a product of metabolizing, which means it was ingested by a human.

He's been implying for months that the results only found the hydrolites and not the metabolites. However, he's never actually said this directly because he's a nigger and he's also probably lying so that when docs leak that show she tested positive for both he can just do the boring, tired, old schtick of "i never said that" to imply it was merely a misunderstanding and not his dumb nigger ass lying through omission for the millionth fucking time.
 
Nick is the official founder of the flat earth theory of cocaine addicts.

"I didn't do nuffin because the popo touched me hair!"

I thought his story was this:

'I didn't give my daughter a line. We were just smoking crack for a few hours and she kept on coming in and out of the room to beg Aaron for Spaghetti-O's and some of the crack smoke was deposited in her hair.

By the way, did you know that when Aaron went out of the room to fix my daugher a bowl of Spaghetti-O's, I jerked off on the crack pipe? When Aaron came back having fed my daughter, April persuaded him to take another hit off the glass dick. He must have swallowed about a gallon of my jizz.

He was really reluctant to do so, because he didn't really like coke. Lame motherfucker kept on worrying abouty kids. 'Muh kids! Your kids. Cocaine is bad for kids!' What the fuck does he know? I've done my research and cocaine is an excellent treatment for ADHD, Aspergers, coughs and colds, head lice, etc. etc. If you AREN'T dosing your kids up with a line of beak on the regular, well, that pretty much amounts to child neglect as far as I'm concerned. But I didn't give my kid any. If anybody did, it was Aaron.

Now here's $20. Post another pic of Aarons children.'
 
It is this post:

https://quora.com/What-are-all-the-...-I-have-tested-positive-for-cocaine-on-a-hair

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It sure is revealing how despite claiming in public that he became the resident expert upon thorough examination of 40 scientific papers, in private DMs the sort of citation he'd lob at a fencesitter was some unvetted one-paragraph post from a boomer "Q&A" website.

He really didn't do any more research than a hungover Saturday afternoon of random googling, did he?
Yes, random Googling. Search "benzoylecgonine false positive" and that Quora post is on page 3. Quora has good SEO and is usually on page 1 but Google likes to downrank sites like Quora or Wikipedia on medical topics.

This isn't news. He's been saying this for a while.
He claimed that his daughter's positive test result for benzoylecgonine was a false positive before but it is news that his source was a random unverified post on fucking Quora.
 
Kratom can be tested for. Rehabs and drug courts have special tests for it.
Right, but that wasn’t what I asked. My question is whether standard drug panels test for kratom.

That said, the nitrous development is far more hilarious. They call it ‘hippy crack’ in the UK.

Remember, everybody: He’s just having FUN!

 
He claimed that his daughter's positive test result for benzoylecgonine was a false positive before but it is news that his source was a random unverified post on fucking Quora.

Maybe it was also on Quora that he got the "1 in every 5 children in America tests positive for drugs" statistic?
 
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