Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Annealing Crater]

It'd be pretty funny if the mortgage went to paying to support Brown Baby Rackets. Kayla would get behind that over an abortion. She's deeply pro-life.

She may well be pro-life, but some deep ancestral instinct managed to seize control of her body and auto-annihilate a few Rekieta mutants in a failed attempt to snuff out the bloodline before his demon seed adapted. A valiant effort, considering the life that awaited the survivors. On top of the neglect and starvation, they have to dodge Uncle Drex and Uncle Vito and Uncle Riley and Uncle Juju and Uncle Ethan and Uncle Patrick and Aunt April just to get a chance at the last can of spaghetti-o's. Not to mention the uncountable gentleman callers of Lady Rackets.

 

[macrodegenerate]

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This... isn't even a joke. What does being fat have to with a coke habit? The punchline does not follow from the setup. It could have been a joke if he had said "Null weighs so many grams, it even puts my coke stash to shame". Or "Null inhales food even faster than I inhale cocaine". As-is, it's a non sequitur.

Here, let me try some balldo-brain comedy:
"Rekeita is so idiotic, he makes bricks look flimsy." View attachment 6851464
"April is such a whore, she makes avocados look orange."View attachment 6851464
Nailed it.

Soda is the worst thing for diets. Just pure empty calories. This is a Denny's tier joke, but that's the punchline.

 

[Strix454]

Here's the driving times to the regular destinations:

I think Nick's driving burden had to do with buying cocaine. Its about two hours each way to where he was likely buying plus you could probably count on up an hour more around the actual deal with delays and such. That is close to five hours in a particular day gone.

Based on my observations of his show and listening to him, he tended to do those trips at night getting back perhaps an hour before he started streaming. Sometimes less. The other interesting question on those days is when (or if) Nick was able to sleep on those long days.

If you put in two trips a week to Minneapolis into his schedule for buying the coke, things get alot more busy. If he has to make up sleep on the days he isn't driving for coke, it gets even more busy.

But I think the real backbreaker starts when partying with Aaron and April starts getting put into the calandar on the weekends. That just starts to fill everything up.

 

[Space Pope]

I think Nick's driving burden had to do with buying cocaine.

At the point you're buying $20,000 worth of coke a month, wouldn't even the lazy Minneapolis niggers agree to meet you half way? Or was he as bad at negotiating price and terms with Dontrelle as he was with Rumble?

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

At the point you're buying $20,000 worth of coke a month, wouldn't even the lazy Minneapolis niggers agree to meet you half way? Or was he as bad at negotiating price and terms with Dontrelle as he was with Rumble?

...you've seen what he paid for those paintings, right?

 

[Strix454]

At the point you're buying $20,000 worth of coke a month, wouldn't even the lazy Minneapolis niggers agree to meet you half way? Or was he as bad at negotiating price and terms with Dontrelle as he was with Rumble?

That is another whole mystery in itself. Why exactly he was seemingly buying from the trash he was buying it from. He should have been able to establish a better and closer supply rather than driving to Minneapolis to buy from street trash.

I've got a couple theories:

- The Houston Nigga in Nick demanded that he buy his coke from black hood rats or black somalis in the hood. It was a LARPing thing.
- Nick is a nerd and he bought his first coke in minneapolis outside Gay90s. He had no local friends & no local connections up in the wilmar area and was dependent on the club guys he could could buy from in Minneapolis.
- He wanted to be under the radar up in Wilmer/Spicer and buying it in Minneapolis allowed him to do that. At least maybe initially (this doesn't seem likely though because nothing he did with coke was under the radar).


I wouldn't be surprised if he was overpaying and dealing with total morons. I mean Nick is of course a moron too.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

At the point you're buying $20,000 worth of coke a month, wouldn't even the lazy Minneapolis niggers agree to meet you half way? Or was he as bad at negotiating price and terms with Dontrelle as he was with Rumble?

It was also an easy way to be away from the family for 5+ hours to "do some lawyer business" and "get some jerky."

 

[SargonF00t]

Oh man, I haven't heard that song in hours.

All joking aside, she is legitimately a good singer. That is not exactly an easy song to sing. Good for her. Needs a better drummer, though.

Her physical stance indicates that she has taken more than a 1,000 cocks in recent years or rides a horse to work and back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEkO5fkbZNM

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

If he was driving to the Twin Cities for every hit for like 2 years then no wonder he’s broke. He likely took his fucking Mustang in the Summer and autumn and then he had that Lincoln Navigator. Both of those will burn through gas like Nick snorts coke.

That is likely a huge expenditure if he was going there and back multiple times a week.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This clip is supposedly about Ralph but it really sounds to me like they are slamming Nick.

My thoughts:
1. Nicks "friends" can't stand him. He's revenue to them but morally reprehensible. He's Ralph.
2. JuJu hates Vito. He looks like he wants to take a shower. And he looks like he hates showers.
3. Nick and Ralph are lower than pedophiles in these circles.

Elissa Clips: Juju and Vito talking about Ralph (Nick)

 

[Oxyjen]

Elon has the power to do the funniest thing with the cybertruck 2 design.

Come on, make it a balldo on wheels.

You’re not thinking big enough: think Starship.

2. Detective Pomplun's wife or sister (?), Kristin Pomplun, works as a Certified Nurse Practitioner for CentraCare, the company that drug tests Nick.

I would love to know who @Melty Butter, @Folgers Can and formerly @House Cat are in the whole scheme of things - I’m getting bored rural Minnesota housewife turned private investigator vibes. I salute the autism you bring to the thread.

 

[Sulla]

I would love to know who @Melty Butter, @Folgers Can and formerly @House Cat are in the whole scheme of things - I’m getting bored rural Minnesota housewife turned private investigator vibes. I salute the autism you bring to the thread.

Nice try Rekieta...

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

That is another whole mystery in itself. Why exactly he was seemingly buying from the trash he was buying it from. He should have been able to establish a better and closer supply rather than driving to Minneapolis to buy from street trash.

I've got a couple theories:

- The Houston Nigga in Nick demanded that he buy his coke from black hood rats or black somalis in the hood. It was a LARPing thing.
- Nick is a nerd and he bought his first coke in minneapolis outside Gay90s. He had no local friends & no local connections up in the wilmar area and was dependent on the club guys he could could buy from in Minneapolis.
- He wanted to be under the radar up in Wilmer/Spicer and buying it in Minneapolis allowed him to do that. At least maybe initially (this doesn't seem likely though because nothing he did with coke was under the radar).


I wouldn't be surprised if he was overpaying and dealing with total morons. I mean Nick is of course a moron too.

Everyone assumes Nick was meeting drug dealers to buy coke.
Instead maybe he was buying coke to meet drug dealers. Who's to say whether Nick's lust for cocaine or his lust for dark man meat is greater?

 

[Vibralldo]

I think Nick's driving burden had to do with buying cocaine. Its about two hours each way to where he was likely buying plus you could probably count on up an hour more around the actual deal with delays and such. That is close to five hours in a particular day gone.

Based on my observations of his show and listening to him, he tended to do those trips at night getting back perhaps an hour before he started streaming. Sometimes less. The other interesting question on those days is when (or if) Nick was able to sleep on those long days.

If you put in two trips a week to Minneapolis into his schedule for buying the coke, things get alot more busy. If he has to make up sleep on the days he isn't driving for coke, it gets even more busy.

But I think the real backbreaker starts when partying with Aaron and April starts getting put into the calandar on the weekends. That just starts to fill everything up.

"Damn kids, getting into the way of my 5 hour cocaine acquisition trips by making me take them to extracurricular activities and church!"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

At least Nick's place with Dax's wack pack is more secure now. Dax lost Ralph, allegedly.

Just a minor update on the Ape Escape. Remember way back when Aaron revealed that whippets were a popular party favor back in the qover days, followed by even post-arrest "sober" Nick's still-increasing brain damage sparking speculation ITT that he selected Galaxy Gas as the sneaky way to get fucked up without failing piss tests?

Well, now in his chat before his show this morning, Aaron added more specifics that while April was also taking drug tests in a futile attempt to persuade CPS to allow her some caregiving role, her drug of choice to circumvent the testing regimen was none other than nitrous oxide. This is according to Keanu, to whom April was still talking at the time, and who reportedly even heard the huffing over the phone. At least this explains her November tweetstorms' utter lunacy reaching greater heights than usual:

I am usually skeptical of Aaron's "scoops" (especially third-hand via Keanu) but this sounds believable to me. Nick definitely came up with a list of drugs that wouldn't appear on any of their tests.

 

[ZipDisk]

I have never understood the coke road trip meta or why it persists to this day.

 

[L Ghia]

Does Galaxy / Nitrous gas really explain the behavior?
From my understanding, the high lasts mere seconds and I cannot see how it would result in the insane tweeting which took place. Can you even text words which make any sense whilst on Nitrous?

 

[Folgers Can]

Does Galaxy / Nitrous gas really explain the behavior?
From my understanding, the high lasts mere seconds and I cannot see how it would result in the insane tweeting which took place. Can you even text words which make any sense whilst on Nitrous?

As has been said before it's not that the behavior would have all occurred during those fleeting highs, but rather that repeated use causes severe vitamin B12 deficiency and consequent devastating demyelination that would make the user always seem fucked up even during abstinence, especially for someone like Nick, whose anorexic diet consisting of ramen noodles and smugly munched single Doritos wouldn't exactly replicate the standard treatment of high-dose B12 supplementation.

Just from some quick glances through the literature, typical symptoms sure sound a lot like the Nick we know:

A 19-year-old male undergraduate who was referred to our hospital in a wheelchair on March 31, 2017 because of inhaling nitrous oxide (“laughing gas”)... He experienced heavenly pleasure after inhalation, accompanied with fragmentation in his listening comprehension, suspicion and feelings that his family and friends were against him as well as feeling someone was talking about him when he was walking up the stairs. He had more nightmares and couldn’t distinguish between dreams and reality. ... With the use of nitrous oxide from morning to night, the patient became careless and lazy, with progressive emotional instability, erectile dysfunction, urinary frequency and urgency. ... After moving in with his parents, the patient no longer used nitrous oxide, but the symptoms of irritability, suspicion, idleness and weakness in his limbs still were present. ... He had illogical thinking, presented with suspicion, relational persecutory delusions, stable emotions, occasional negative ideation, diminished consciousness, as well as partial insight loss. ... The patient was from a good family, but he did not receive a lot of support for this issue. ... His psychiatric symptoms were manifested as paranoid delusion, hallucination and emotional instability. His neural symptoms were manifested as significantly decreased muscle strength...

Chen T, Zhong N, Jiang H, Zhao M, Chen Z, Sun H. Neuropsychiatric Symptoms Induced by Large Doses of Nitrous Oxide Inhalation: A Case Report. Shanghai Arch Psychiatry. 2018 Feb 25;30(1):56-59. doi: 10.11919/j.issn.1002-0829.217084. PMID: 29719360; PMCID: PMC5925601.

 

[Stiffy]

Ape and Nick were/are more than likely using these to get high. Source= a little bird told me, and some local junkies have been discarding the empty boxes in my alley along with squares of burnt foil, weird metal tubes, and other sketchy drug paraphernalia.

 

[daffodils]

Nick has lost the Lance Corporal
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