Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
I might have scarred my kids for life, lost our houses, became a laughing stock of the entire planet, have a crippling drug habit I don't want to quit but at least I'm not a FAT faggot, Null! You're fat! I'm bad things but you're worse because you're fat! You're so FAT AND WEIRD, NULL!

He screams in his padded cell.

I might be selling my income property to pay off a loan I took out because I can't stop putting cocks in my mouth, but YOU'RE FAT Null!

You can literally see the brainrot from space.
 
All joking aside, she is legitimately a good singer. That is not exactly an easy song to sing. Good for her. Needs a better drummer, though.

She's no slouch on the guitar either, here she is strumming a tune specifically about Nick:



Just imagine him in a few short months seething at the negotiating table across from this strong, empowered woman who, unfazed by Nick's Juju-inspired comedy stylings in which calling any woman fat cures all ills, will forever remind him he's a NERD who will never be as COOL as she is on stage. He will soon come to hate her more than anyone in recent memory, more than Judge Pussy-Liquor herself, and dare I say it, even more than than the Toe.
 
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His pro-life views run pretty deep
He has no principles
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This... isn't even a joke. What does being fat have to with a coke habit? The punchline does not follow from the setup. It could have been a joke if he had said "Null weighs so many grams, it even puts my coke stash to shame". Or "Null inhales food even faster than I inhale cocaine". As-is, it's a non sequitur.

Here, let me try some balldo-brain comedy:
"Rekeita is so idiotic, he makes bricks look flimsy." View attachment 6851464
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Nailed it.
>Tons of people
So it's just Vaedophile and Meltonne weighing around 600kg each, gotcha.
Edit to Add: Somehow I missed that Dax and Vito are going. No wonder Nick wants to fly out.
Of course the Scourge of Spicer wants to attend paedomania.
 
Aaron has just announced in his Members Only show that Melton and Nick are officially under a criminal investigation for the cybercrimes and he has calls with the police regarding it tomorrow.

He said it is confirmed it will directly impact his criminal case re: revenge porn.
If true, 2025 already off to a good start for the 3 back to back awards. :really:
 
Maybe the incoherent coke-habit-referencing non-joke was supposed to be calling eating an addiction? Because Nick is an ana-chan who, full of shame, eats singular doritos as a meal?
he's not gonna call a baby "ridiculous".
He called the mother of his children "ruined", calling a baby "ridiculous" is pretty tame for Rickety Crackets.
 
whoever that Xitter rando is who got a rise out of MAPton
Scarebro seems to be another longtime fan that Nick alienated. He still has a Locals account.
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Previous mentions on this thread:
Comment from user Scarebruh on a new Elissa video that sums up Rekieta perfectly.

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So there's a lot to unpack here, but at its core is narcissistic rage. Nick always goes on about how he never burns bridges with people. This is because Nick will push people to burn bridges with him. Then Nick gets the narc moral superiority boost of being the better person.

What Null did is deny this to Nick. He left him on read and refused to engage, which does not give the narcissist what he needs: evidence that he has power over you.

So you are seeing this flailing behavior as Nick attempts to get Null to engage with him without just raging for him to call him.

You saw earlier attempts when he read through the decision on Greer's appeal and you're seeing it here and on Twitter/X with Nick's disgusting insinuations.

Nick needs Null to engage so that he can get what he wants, which is any interaction that feeds his narcissistic ego.

Again, this is what he's done to someone he's never even met IRL that I'm aware of. Imagine what happens when his family doesn't feed his narcissism under the same roof.
I received a notification of a new Rekieta tweet, but by the time I clicked, it had already been deleted.
According to the account "ScareBruh", this was the deleted tweet:

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Link to @ScareBruh Tweet | Archive

Since I haven't seen the tweet, I can't confirm this, though. And it seems no one had time to properly archive the original nuked tweet.
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Another user ("sneeddaywilliam") showing the tweet with his phone UI | Archive
 
Just imagine him in a few short months seething at the negotiating table across from this strong, empowered woman who, unfazed by Nick's Juju-inspired comedy stylings in which calling any woman fat cures all ills, will forever remind him he's a NERD who will never be as COOL as she is on stage. He will soon come to hate her more than anyone in recent memory, more than Judge Pussy-Liquor herself, and dare I say it, even more than than the Toe.
The Stearns County attorney being a rock chick who dresses like a Hedonism alum is the most interesting development in this series for a while. I think she’d be the much more interesting option in terms of prosecuting Nick.
 
She's no slouch on the guitar either, here she is strumming a tune specifically about Nick:

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Just imagine him in a few short months seething at the negotiating table across from this strong, empowered woman who, unfazed by Nick's Juju-inspired comedy stylings in which calling any woman fat cures all ills, will forever remind him he's a NERD who will never be as COOL as she is on stage. He will soon come to hate her more than anyone in recent memory, more than Judge Pussy-Liquor herself, and dare I say it, even more than than the Toe.
This chick is badass! Would! I hope she eventually wipes the floor with Nick in court for the cybercrimes he committed. You know damn well the ill advised judge "pussy liquor" comment he made got around. Nobody in the Minnesota judicial system likes Nick. As liberal and lenient as states go he's still going to get badly felted. Book it!
 
I saw him say in youtube comments that he's certain that the kid's cocaine test result was a false positive (despite that being much less likely...). I don't trust his judgement at all.
To be honest, I was 70% sure they'd tested Nick or Kayla's by mistake. Balldo has a unique ability to shoot himself in the foot though.

Balldo interrupting proceedings to get on the record that if any positive test comes back, it's definitely from somewhere else. The cocaine hands story. The failty test theory and how so many random children would fail a test. Then the state refusing a retest, even though there is no record of that request. Camelot saying Nick told him cocaine helps with ADHD.

I'm now 95% sure he was dosing her food or drinks in some wetbrain theory it does her good.
 
Doesn't the KISS principle rule here? Isn't the likely truth... Theoretically isn't it that, Nick is in the closet. Never broke away from his family and created his own self-sustaining life. His family is deeply religious. So Nick has created the character he thinks people/family want him to be, the Trad Dad. But really he's seething, and bitter. His family keeps telling him to man up, real men don't leave their wives, they figure it out. His wife tries desperately to find ways to make it work too, she starts doing things with him she wouldn't normally. Anyone who was a jock in college, knows that the guys on the cheerleading squad having nude parties/rooms isn't about "getting girls" it's about being naked with the guys, that's not a cool story, that's the story of some non-=straight kids playing with their feelings without saying it out loud. Nick isn't straight. He forced himself to be what he thought he was supposed to be, had the kids, got married, says all the the words he thinks he should. After the kids, i'm sure the sex felll off, and the wife started looking elsewhere. All of this, is him giving an FU to his family, and to himself, for not being strong enough to be himself and go off on his own, instead he decided to become a fake character for the family money. and feels stuck in this life, so he abuses substances and acts out. This is also what Imholte is about, and why they connected. They saw in each other, a likeminded soul. And as always... Putting two psychos in one place, you get all the chaos.
They're both in the closet.
Nick will keep spiraling until he admits it. Appears to also be into youth, grossdressing, and more.
This story makes the most sense.
No straight trad guy is doing anything he's doing... Because Nick isn't straight or trad.
He's trying to be what he thinks that looks like, for grandaddy's moulah.
That's why they're both caricatures of trad men, with the "steeltoe" "trad dad" names.... Steeltoe? lol.... Those two are more likely to be in chrome heels, than steeltoes.
They're both playing characters.
He's burning it all down in spite of his family and himself. He doesn't think he will get the money or love of his family if he admits the truth. What he's essentially doing is trying to prove his family doesn't love him, and will act out until they leave, or he's revealed. The reveal will be epic.
They always find each other. Addicts find addicts. real recognizes real. Closet dwellers recognize closet dwellers. And that's what's happened.
Only uglier things to come.
The issue isn't the drugs... It's WHY the drugs. And this is the why. Theoretically.

Listen again to everything. He's in the closet, the wife now knows, and they've been trying to find ways to make it work "for the kids" but it's killing them both to try.
Theoretically...... "The worst day of his life" might have to do with this fact.
 
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