I've got you man don't worry. So the average male ejaculates roughly one teaspoon of semen. Assuming you're not trying to beat your dick to death let's say you extract it five times a day in order to fill this drum, which you would need roughly 6,395 loads to fill. That would require, at a minimum, 1,279 days, or 3 and a half years.
Tell me why
The real problem with novice semen collectors is that a lot of times they don't store the semen properly. They just keep it in a jar under their bed maybe. A professional semen collector has a proper rig into which they insert their member and splooge into an air-tight climate controlled container in order to minimize evaporation or degradation.
You're right of course. It was misguided of me not to advise him on a proper apparatus to keep the material cool and climate controlled. Take lessons from this man.
Calculate how much cum you can produce in a day, and then divide the volume of the drum by the cum production amount.
This is from 3 pages back, but as a Latin American I think that these men say that women from other countries are amazing examples of "trad wives" because they need to justify to themselves that they can't get women from their own country and ethnicity, by this I mean that they are coping, it would be similar to men in the UK or Canada saying that Indian women are peak trad wives, Indian women are bottom of the barrel and their standards are so low they will be with just about anyone, you didn't mention it in your post but there are men saying that the way to go is to import a wife from some shitty east asian country (such as Indonesia or Thailand) because Western women are not trad and they are all whores, it's some amazing level of cope, now that I read back my post I think this should go to the Man Hate Thread instead of this one lol.
"If she were trad wife material, she wouldn't be fucking a foreigner." - Now it's woman hate coded.
Yep and I’ve been saying this for a long time. If some guy she gets the tingles for wants to meet up, she’ll drive through a blizzard to see him. If she hardly texts, doesn’t seem to ever want to meet up, then she’s not that into you. If she is truly busy, she will find time for you. Most girls are not that busy. After working their glorified pink collar gig, they sit home and doomscroll TikTok or Instagram while Friends is streaming in the background. That’s it. She probably has a couple guys she has casual sex with at any given time but nah she ain’t busy. Not too busy to have a coffee with you.
Ok but how do we fix this as a society, I for one think we should just ban social media.
Exactly. If this topic ever comes up online you inevitably have a handful of people screaming "no it's totally a thing, I'm a really bad texter, doesn't mean I don't like you!" but their comment always comes with the addition of "because I'm autistic/have ADHD/some other mental disorder".
This. If a woman wants you then she will dump her boyfriend, leave her job, move literal continents, and will do literally anything to be with you. A woman who does not want you, will not give you a text back. Women will hand over their entire financial livelihoods to the right dick. If you aren't that guy, you ain't never gonna be that guy. And if she changes her mind and decides you are that guy, then you don't want her.
I find it eerie how right you are. Mine traveled 1000 miles to get to me. She is the best I've ever met.
Not just theirs lol
I love it how oddly specific you are.
