Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

He's politically the exact same as Jack so of course he gets grifted by crypto lol

didn't jack post tweets or facebook statuses making fun of bitcoin? i think he was an anti-crypto guy, altho since he's a slavish follower of other men above all things, he may have changed his tune lately

 

[Tiresome]

didn't jack post tweets or facebook statuses making fun of bitcoin? i think he was an anti-crypto guy, altho since he's a slavish follower of other men above all things, he may have changed his tune lately

As soon as Jack posts his first thing sucking crypto's dick, someone remind him it was started to help people buy drugs and sex slaves and watch his diseased little brain flip-flop trying to come up with a reply.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

didn't jack post tweets or facebook statuses making fun of bitcoin? i think he was an anti-crypto guy, altho since he's a slavish follower of other men above all things, he may have changed his tune lately

I somehow get the feeling he simultaneously holds the views that crypto is a scam/testbed for a centralized digital currency and that the price will keep going up forever so he should put all of tammy's money into it

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack has never mentioned bit coin(not that I remember anyway). However, he has an opinion on NFTs.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm willing to bet that fatty is a QAnoner

Jack isn't sentient, he just holds whatever opinions his murderchurch, Charles, and Pretend Right Wing Tiktok tell him to. Meat-only* diet is good for him because Charles says so. Being a sack of shit while pretending piety is cool with God because a drug-addicted murder-rapist said so. Whatever retardation Russell Brand spews is actually super-deep and make Jack sits in awe because it's a cunt hair more nuanced than MSNBC or Fox News.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack continues to sperg about politics and shows how childish he is

 

[She Brings The Rain]

I'm willing to bet that fatty is a QAnoner

I'm almost positive he's posted Q adjacent stuff. He definitely believes a lot of their conspiracy theories but I'm not sure if he's full Q. I think he's too stupid to understand what Q says he should be mad about.

Edit: does this fat retard think JACK SMITH needs to file for fucking unemployment?

 

[Tiresome]

Jack continues to sperg about politics and shows how childish he is

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Jack and his equally retard friend apparently think a former United States Attorney is basically the same as a kid who punches a time-clock at Subway.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also I have a Le cruset Dutch oven in marseille blue. It’s nice but it’s not worth it (unless you are competitive in using it). Staub is just as good and much more affordable. The French pot is nicer, but just barely. I bought mine only so wife could flex a bit. We also matched all of our coffee bugs to the Le cruseuet in the same color (much classier than a cubbord full of dad joke mugs )

Le Creuset is a great brand but it's expensive as hell. My Dutch Oven? I got it at Ikea for like $30. It's not enameled on the inside so just means you need to season it correctly. But that thing is a workhorse for just about any soup, stew or chili I make. Cast iron lasts and you can pass it on down to your kids or even grandkids. They are a serious investment.

I'm willing to bet that fatty is a QAnoner

Was this ever in question? We know Fatty Jr is one as people kept referring to him as "Qali" so there was a good chance he got this from Fatty.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Jack has never mentioned bit coin(not that I remember anyway). However, he has an opinion on NFTs.

He’s just pulling his first son Garret back into the crab bucket because Garret was enjoying too much success.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack continues to sperg about politics and shows how childish he is

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1) what the fuck does Jack know about unemployment? He's never worked a real job in his life. Being a DJ doesn't count.

2) in most cases, if you quit or get fired, you can't get unemployment. It's meant more for things that are out of the worker's control (contract ends, plant gets shut down, etc.)

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

I swear on the Windigo Spirit that if this thread devolves into genderwar sperging I am going to actually use the report feature for once in my life.

That time I half dropped and fumbled my keyboard resulting in accidentally reporting a user doesn't count.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I swear on the Windigo Spirit that if this thread devolves into genderwar sperging I am going to actually use the report feature for once in my life.

That time I half dropped and fumbled my keyboard resulting in accidentally reporting a user doesn't count.

Yeah, this is not the place for feminism sperging. Or anti-feminism in this case.

Although, if Jack keeps it up maybe stroke #69420 will make him loop around to respecting women

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Can you respect women when your brain is fried to the point you can no longer distinguish an individuals sex? Jack's ability to parse actual reality has gone to shit. The next stroke could see him mixing up Tammy for Jr for all we know.

I'd love to see a scan or hear a doctor's estimate of how much brain matter is gone from his skull.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I've read through most of the thread and never found a solid answer for why she settled

The CWJki has a pretty solid write up of it.

 

[Tiresome]

The CWJki has a pretty solid write up of it.

Thanks for the link, some details I hadn't yet noticed, like Jack's busted-ass Achilles were replaced with a cadaver tendon. I'm sure the wendigo practically leapt out of his soul to demand it be allowed to eat it instead.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack mad that Biden actually helped out Americans



LOL FAT



Jack wanting to use Facebook like YouTube and wishes it was

 

[Pig Cups]

It's written by Tarantino and this is possibly one of the best scenes he's ever written.

Two heavyweights in the industry, Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken acting their asses off.

Fun facts that sweeten that scene even more:
>QT originally heard the “Sicilians were spawned by niggers” story from both a black guy who was with his mother, and the black brother of his mother’s best friend, named “Big D.” QT would later say that Big D was delighted upon seeing that scene in the movie, as he used to regale QT with historical anecdotes when they’d hang out.
>The laughing between Hopper and Walken was unscripted.
>”You’re a cantaloupe” was a line improvised by Walken on the spot, and is nowhere to be found in the script. He would say years later that he blurted it out while looking at Hopper’s head shape after being called “part eggplant.”

I don't know what gave you that impression. Was it Jack's dead eyes, the blank facial expression, his slow speaking abilities, his paralyzed arm, his non-functional legs, the various devices he has to use just to move around or his negative, extremely hostile personality towards everything and everyone in life?

And this is how we know that Jack’s going to make it to his 90s. Because the good people just lie down and die in their 50s-70s, so that they don’t inconvenience everybody else. The truly shitty wastes of space tend to hang on forever so that they can get a rise out of dragging down the quality of life of everyone around them.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

And this is how we know that Jack’s going to make it to his 90s. Because the good people just lie down and die in their 50s-70s, so that they don’t inconvenience everybody else. The truly shitty wastes of space tend to hang on forever so that they can get a rise out of dragging down the quality of life of everyone around them.

if i can give you more trophies, I would.

 

[Marc]

Jack isn't sentient

I only need him to still feel pain. It’s the remaining shred of usefulness he hasn’t outlived.

The next stroke could see him mixing up Tammy for Jr for all we know.

We’ll be into the “Junior‘s Having Dad’s Butt Baby” arc.