Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

TBF when Tess started she was plus size but much smaller and did have an hourglass figure. While she didn’t have an elite editorial look, she was pretty enough that she could have had a commercial career. Unfortunately for her she ate herself out of legit modeling (plus her laziness and sour personality were also liabilities).

Yeah, have to respectfully disagree - it was photoshop that gave her anything resembling a waistline. She's always been a beachball on hamhocks.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Shit, didn’t know any of that about fillers; that they migrated and didn’t completely dissolve.

The info that they can accumulate in lymph glands is concerning. Lord only knows what the long term effects of that could be.

 

[Narr Then]

Shit, didn’t know any of that about fillers; that they migrated and didn’t completely dissolve.

The info that they can accumulate in lymph glands is concerning. Lord only knows what the long term effects of that could be.

New and interesting forms of cancer most probably.

See, one of em managed to figure out that not only did this lady work there, she was the most popular act! Her name was Darling Dimples, and she is a testament to the fact that fat fetishists have been around for a LOT longer than most people realize. There's even a picture of her if you look her up, not to be confused with the significantly less fat Dimples Darling.

Tis true...my step-sister is, and has always been, a beast (properly fugly /shudders). She's had fellas knocking down her door, not one of them overweight in the slightest and a few of 'em quite tidy. It's always puzzled me.

 

[Amberglow]

Do you ever wonder if Tess, short and growing more fat everyday, ever thought that her ‘career’ would last past middle age? What did she envision as a future?

 

[OttoWest]

Do you ever wonder if Tess, short and growing more fat everyday, ever thought that her ‘career’ would last past middle age? What did she envision as a future?

Marrying a sugar daddy ala Anna Nicole Smith.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Do you ever wonder if Tess, short and growing more fat everyday, ever thought that her ‘career’ would last past middle age? What did she envision as a future?

She thought her "career" would last forever, like Naomi Campbell's or Cindy Crawford and her home furnishings line. I can't believe she didn't plan for her future at all, knowing how fickle the modeling world is, and how she was only a niche model.
Almost all of the niche/tranny/fatty models from her time have vanished.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I’ve wondered too and suspect the only ‘thought ’ she gave her future was assuming a few minor covers would launch her into a super stellar career. She would instantly be lauded for being stunning and brave and top designers would fight to make her their muse. She would only have to do the biggest Fashion Week shows for the best designers.

She would become a A+ lister and anyone who was anybody would swoon if she deigned to appear at their events. She’d be pushing away the hot male celebrities chasing after her.

Naturally she’d have enough money coming in to insulate her from all of life’s banal chores… like child raising.

I think she expected to be THE diva of divas. She wouldn’t necessarily gain more weight but she wouldn’t have to lose any for any reason.

She’d personify Super Bitch with no fucks given and would expect to maintain her diva status until death with no further effort on her part.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She thought her "career" would last forever, like Naomi Campbell's or Cindy Crawford and her home furnishings line. I can't believe she didn't plan for her future at all, knowing how fickle the modeling world is, and how she was only a niche model.
Almost all of the niche/tranny/fatty models from her time have vanished.

She’s lucky to have even gotten the work she did. If she planned for the future better, she wouldn’t be as much of a lolcow though.

Smarter moves Tess could have made at the height of her “modeling” career:

• Learn a skill, like hairstyling or makeup, to use for when money dries up
• Save some money for both her sons to go to college/learn a trade
• Actually try to maintain good relationships with people within the industry to secure future job opportunities (impossible task)
• Not get horrendous looking fillers
• Set up a savings account, so money is always available for emergencies
• Not buying every possible trendy, tacky item she sees online or in stores, only for those items to never be seen again, or sold at a ridiculous up charge on Depop

I can’t say for certain what her finances actually are, but Tess has to be delusional to think she has the same earning power as a “model” now as when she did in 2014. Even most other models have more realistic expectations than that, and the wiser ones will work on cultivating skills to use for when there is less demand. Though, I imagine that when Tess first got her taste of fame, she probably thought she won the lottery, and likewise spent that money as poorly as some lottery winners do.

 

[The Hardest R]

Tess is the type who never plans, just acts. I don’t think she’s smart enough to put together any kind of plan. She just assumes someone will bail her out, whether that be a modeling contract, a cake john, or Uncle Sucker. Even though she claims 2024 almost ba-roke her, she’s still living in an apartment in Long Beach not far from the ocean. There’s a certain lifestyle she feels accustomed to living and believe it’s society’s job to provide that for her and will always be there for her.

 

[Barbarella]

Shit, didn’t know any of that about fillers; that they migrated and didn’t completely dissolve.

The info that they can accumulate in lymph glands is concerning. Lord only knows what the long term effects of that could be.

Before anybody gets too freaked out, don’t get medical info from Tik Tok, an influencer, a single MRI, and an article. Check out medical research publications and talk to doctors who don't have a financial interest in this.

There are always scares. Anything can be backed up by a few people. Doesn’t mean it’s true for the majority.

That’s your PSA for today.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She’s lucky to have even gotten the work she did. If she planned for the future better, she wouldn’t be as much of a lolcow though.

Smarter moves Tess could have made at the height of her “modeling” career:

• Learn a skill, like hairstyling or makeup, to use for when money dries up
• Save some money for both her sons to go to college/learn a trade
• Actually try to maintain good relationships with people within the industry to secure future job opportunities (impossible task)
• Not get horrendous looking fillers
• Set up a savings account, so money is always available for emergencies
• Not buying every possible trendy, tacky item she sees online or in stores, only for those items to never be seen again, or sold at a ridiculous up charge on Depop

I can’t say for certain what her finances actually are, but Tess has to be delusional to think she has the same earning power as a “model” now as when she did in 2014. Even most other models have more realistic expectations than that, and the wiser ones will work on cultivating skills to use for when there is less demand. Though, I imagine that when Tess first got her taste of fame, she probably thought she won the lottery, and likewise spent that money as poorly as some lottery winners do.

She was a "makeup artist". She touted herself as being a great MUA who had allegedly done makeup for fashion shows in Seattle(the epicenter of the fashion world) and did a handful of jobs in Los Angeles despite not having an actual MUA kit, and I think she did one holiday season at the Mac store at the grove(a job she got thanks to a "friend" who is an actual working PROFESSIONAL MUA).
As you can see from what she proudly posted, she wasn't terribly good and was delusionally calling herself a professional. In 2017 she was still insisting she had been a professional MUA for 10 years.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

TL;DR filler isn't a temporary thing. Filler migrates across the lymphatic system throughout the body, mostly getting lodged in lymph nodes like around armpits and the lymph nodes on the face near the lips like the nose area (pillowface), and over 10 year old filler is being found in women who've been getting it done since the start. It will definitely move throughout your whole face and eventually body unless you dissolve it or cut it out and some women are discovering it can't all be removed or dissolved even through multiple surgeries. Tess is filled with filler across her face, and her lymph nodes are guaranteed fucked given how much she did and how often. Influencers got it in for free and most, like Tess, cannot afford to fix this mistake because you need lots of dissolving fluid and years of work requires a surgeon to explore your face and cut it out. And that's just what stayed in the face, not left to the armpits or other lymphatic areas. As morbid as it is to think about, if you peeled an influencer's face skin off like Tess you would see yellow globs everywhere. And Tess presumably can't safely be put under for this
Edit: found the woman who did an MRI on her filler face to show migration

Looks like the filler in her lips stayed put but the undereye, cheek and chin filler just dispersed everywhere. What is concerning is the longterm consequences of the additives in the filler and the fact, that getting it disolved works but it also fucks with the natural levels of hyloronic acid in your skin, making you look even worse.
Dont do it guys. Not wort it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Looks like the filler in her lips stayed put but the undereye, cheek and chin filler just dispersed everywhere. What is concerning is the longterm consequences of the additives in the filler and the fact, that getting it disolved works but it also fucks with the natural levels of hyloronic acid in your skin, making you look even worse.
Dont do it guys. Not wort it.

Filler, by its nature, will also enlarge the face, and the skin expanding from it leads to more sagging, which leads to getting more filler to prevent the sagging. It’s a vicious cycle, and honestly, only really looks okay on older women where some of the naturally occurring collagen gets lost over time. There’s this myth going around that filler, Botox, and other treatments at a young age will “prevent” aging, but it just ends up making you look older, as excessive amounts of these treatments are still associated with older women (women 50+). Tess definitely made herself look older with these fillers, and by now definitely doesn’t have the money to dissolve some of it.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Fat is stored on the tongue ???? Now I’ve heard everything. I thought the tongue was pure muscle.

I wonder if that’s why so many deathfatty’s can stick their tongue out so far? I’ve seen my share eat and all their fat tongues come out and grab food before it’s on their mouth. Truly gross.

Is this true for beef? Maybe that’s why some people like lingua. Ugh.

Spoiler: Spoiler cuz late

This is super late so gimmie all the clocks, but I have to samefag this one. I’ve often wondered if other people noticed this about fat people; the tongue coming out like a giraffe rootin around for a leaf on a tall tree. It’s like they want to taste the air around the food before it touches their tongue. It’s bizarre.

 

[Constellationzero]

Looks like the filler in her lips stayed put but the undereye, cheek and chin filler just dispersed everywhere. What is concerning is the longterm consequences of the additives in the filler and the fact, that getting it disolved works but it also fucks with the natural levels of hyloronic acid in your skin, making you look even worse.
Dont do it guys. Not wort it.

It's probably pushing/squeezing the sebum (GREASE) through her pores--making her look even GREASIER.

 

[NoReturn]

Spoiler: Spoiler cuz late

This is super late so gimmie all the clocks, but I have to samefag this one. I’ve often wondered if other people noticed this about fat people; the tongue coming out like a giraffe rootin around for a leaf on a tall tree. It’s like they want to taste the air around the food before it touches their tongue. It’s bizarre.

I posted it back then and I'll post it again:


Here's Tess in 2021 (when I first posted the image above):

Here's one of her more recent tiktoks:

Bonus - While not food-related, here's something from 2016:

 

[cactus]

I don't think there's filler outside of her lips, she's just that fat. Most morbidly obese people accumulate fat on their faces which will reduce the look of fine lines and wrinkles as they age.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

I don't think there's filler outside of her lips, she's just that fat. Most morbidly obese people accumulate fat on their faces which will reduce the look of fine lines and wrinkles as they age.

I think there is - the main thing I notice is how her eyes are much narrower, ie. she can't open them all the way any more, and her midface is wider. To me it looks like more than just fat gain. That being said, she still has pretty notable marionette lines compared to 5 years ago.

 

[cactus]

I think there is - the main thing I notice is how her eyes are much narrower, ie. she can't open them all the way any more, and her midface is wider. To me it looks like more than just fat gain. That being said, she still has pretty notable marionette lines compared to 5 years ago.

Yeah, that's what happens when you're morbidly obese, the Slaton sisters being prime examples of that.

 

[NoReturn]

Obesetobeast did a Tess video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1sT3A3Zu24