Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

anliteralidiot said:
You can hear his parents talking about it here:
Both agree that Andy didn't start acting like this until Aunt Diane got involved, and she's the only person I've heard enabling his crazy bullshit.
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oh my god, yeah this is some real dark twisted breaking news, i mean he dis start this crap like...what ? 8 or 9 years ago give or take, it was about a year after the bike accident, if memory serves me right, but i had no idea that it was that Aunt Diane that coached or encouraged him to do this?? that make it even creepier, but i have a strong feeling it was andys idea and aunt Diane just helped him and encouraged it because andy saw people who were disabled and started gradually acting like that and giving up on life, as he assumed they had it so easy not having to work and being took care of and coddled in his eyes and twisted warped view of reality;
so, im assuming she got involved when she saw him or he started talking to her about his ''disthabilwidies'' and basically they kinda teamed up in you will... uughh, my god, there is more to this story and i dont know about the rest of you my kiwi fam, but i am very curious to what will come to surface about ol' aunt Diane and Andys' co-op scam now that she is gone.
 
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Shanndog said:
oh my god, yeah this is some real dark twisted breaking news, i mean he dis start this crap like...what ? 8 or 9 years ago give or take, it was about a year after the bike accident, if memory serves me right, but i had no idea that it was that Aunt Diane that coached or encouraged him to do this?? that make it even creepier, but i have a strong feeling it was andys idea and aunt Diane just helped him and encouraged it because andy saw people who were disabled and started gradually acting like that and giving up on life, as he assumed they had it so easy not having to work and being took care of and coddled in his eyes and twisted warped view of reality;
so, im assuming she got involved when she saw him or he started talking to her about his ''disthabilwidies'' and basically they kinda teamed up in you will... uughh, my god, there is more to this story and i dont know about the rest of you my kiwi fam, but i am very curious to what will come to surface about ol' aunt Diane and Andys' co-op scam now that she is gone.
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Did you actually watch it? They clearly state when he started doing this, and it wasn't 8 or 9 years ago. And Andy says she got involved after an incident with him and Tom.
Shanndog said:
- bullshit ! tom is not much better than Andrew, with allowing Andrew to keep harming him, AND causing so much suffering and misery to brother Joe.
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Except people who don't know the situation keep making Andy go back. They keep sending Andy back, even when Tom tells them NO.


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Tom wants Andy ANYWHERE but his house, and preferably somewhere he doesn't have to pay for. But, Andy's burned every bridge, with every group home, every shelter, and he's not in immediate need of a hospital, despite what Andy claims. Tom does NOT let him back in, he's either forced to take Andy back (as seen in the above clip), or Andy breaks into his home. If Tom locks him out? He calls the police.

 
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Spunt said:
Fuck me, that's the entire contents of the pharmacy cabinet.
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Attachments were funky earlier, but from the transcription, it looked like Andy had a list of medications he was currently on, medications that failed, and then a wishlist of medications he wanted. Haldol made it on the list(s) three times, so I'm thinking this medication list is still in need of reconciliation.


Unrelated: if the lurkers who are collating Andy content for YouTube need a title for recent developments, might I suggest There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane?
 
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dudes, Andy is Tom's son. of course he loves him

He just don't like him.

Andy's really really hard to spend time with but it's never easy for a parent to completely cut off their child no matter how evil and heinous they are. Is he massively disappointed in what his son has become? Fuck yes, does he want to deal with Andy's shit in his winter years? Fuck no but that don't mean he hates Andy or wants him to die.

Even Jefferey Dalhmer's mother came to visit him in prison.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
dudes, Andy is Tom's son. of course he loves him
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Or he loves having control of Andy's tugboats.
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I wonder why Grandma Ditch hated Tom so much? Was Grandpa Ditch aboosive to her and that's why she took it out on Tom?
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Cycle of boose, generational trauma, dysgenics, it all runs in this clan of rejects. I've seen enough of Tom to decide he's a bitter, hateful old man, even without Andy around.
 
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Meat Target said:
Or he loves having control of Andy's tugboats.

Cycle of boose, generational trauma, dysgenics, it all runs in this clan of rejects. I've seen enough of Tom to decide he's a bitter, hateful old man, even without Andy around.
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Despite his neurotic nature and idiosyncrasies I genuinely think Tom is actively trying to end the cycle of 'buze. The problem is by doing so he went to the other end of parenting which is showering his kids with gibes and subservitute. Since like Andy says,Tom is use to being buzed and in some sort of twisted way,expects it.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Here's some clips of Andy and Tom, audio-only because the video was just Andy's tablet.
Tom does love him, he just wants Andy to get help. [source]

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...I think he mistook the dog for Tom. [source]
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Tom doesn't want Andy in the home. The cops just keep bringing Andy back, because there's no option. But, you can hear Tom talking about evicting Andy. It sounds like they've tried before, but they can't afford to do it. [source]
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Tom is like another Bob, he's such a sad case of wanting the best for his children, but then also enabling the worst of his kids delusions. It never ceases to amaze me how no matter how long a person has lived there's no age cap to being fucking retarded. I've lost most sympathy for him, but the story never stops being depressing.
 
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Now Amdy am become Aboose, hurter of Ears.
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So andy's now walking back his 'I don't need help, I'm an adult' shit because all his help is drying like a puddle in death valley, Tom finally grew a spine and told andy no, he's (supposedly) throwing his phone away, and when fatass realizes he's burning his final bridges he calls APS back and demands help.
poop pig has gotta be sweating bullets right now.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
So andy's now walking back his 'I don't need help, I'm an adult' shit because all his help is drying like a puddle in death valley, Tom finally grew a spine and told andy no, he's (supposedly) throwing his phone away, and when fatass realizes he's burning his final bridges he calls APS back and demands help.
poop pig has gotta be sweating bullets right now.
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Another frustrating habit of his is when he puts words in people's mouths.

When homegirl Jamie told him "we cannot help you, your demands are beyond our ability", Baby Andy turns that into "so you're saying I don't need help and I fake and I can go get hit by a car!? WHY DON'T YOU HEEEWP MEEEE!?"

In Andyland, everyone buwwies and boozes him for no reason at all.
Don Quixote's Monkey said:
I hope to Christ if he actually tries to ship shit in a Usps flat rate, that the poor soul that has to open it for safety concerns isn't charged for the inevitable assault he's gonna inflict on Andy.
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Gimme rainbows, but I hope the Postal Inspectors would treat that as attempted bioterrorism.
 
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Andy's fishing for a lawsuit for sure, that's why he's always recording everything. he's hoping some poor crisis worker or APS drone will finally tell him to fuck off and stop calling so he can then go after them sadly for Andy he's hardly the first retard to think about getting rich via lawsuits and most social services have training just for shitstains like Andrew.

We know Andy's tried to sue before, he's tried to find a lawyer to help him sue his Dad, his brother Joe, the Tonowanda PD and the New York APS department. so far he's always been shut down because scummy lawyers who'd take a case like that want a slam dunk not something they might lose. hence Andy taking the lawyer scum advice literally and recording everything.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Andy's fishing for a lawsuit for sure, that's why he's always recording everything. he's hoping some poor crisis worker or APS drone will finally tell him to fuck off and stop calling so he can then go after them sadly for Andy he's hardly the first retard to think about getting rich via lawsuits and most social services have training just for shitstains like Andrew.

We know Andy's tried to sue before, he's tried to find a lawyer to help him sue his Dad, his brother Joe, the Tonowanda PD and the New York APS department. so far he's always been shut down because scummy lawyers who'd take a case like that want a slam dunk not something they might lose. hence Andy taking the lawyer scum advice literally and recording everything.
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Thankfully, he's too stupid and/or lazy to actually go through the channels to initate a lawsuit, because "IIIII NEEED HEWWWWPPPP!"
 
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Did anyone catch the video yesterday, where Andy recorded Tom in between bitching about aps?
ETA I caught the thumbnail and title.
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I jotted it down in my notes, but it sounded like Tom wasn't told about the funeral. He says it wasn't on Facebook, and Sharon and Andrea didn't reach out, I think. The topic comes up out of nowhere. I could only really infer what he might've meant
 
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Meat Target said:
Another frustrating habit of his is when he puts words in people's mouths.

When homegirl Jamie told him "we cannot help you, your demands are beyond our ability", Baby Andy turns that into "so you're saying I don't need help and I fake and I can go get hit by a car!? WHY DON'T YOU HEEEWP MEEEE!?"
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Yeah, because his method when he talks to anyone is to make himself look at halpless, harmless, and pathetic as possible. He also likes to circle back to the topic after going on wild tangents. Its all about confusing the people he's talking to, either to get them so turned around they just agree to get rid of him or make things so complicated that people have no idea what's going on.
This tactic works, but only so many times. Since andy's becoming a celebrity inhealth services his bag of tricks is failing him.
 
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