Fire Emblem series

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i wasn't the only one but then i embarrassed sergeant major buzzkill off of the site for sending me hubert cuntboy porn.
real story.
Bro, that’s a damn lie and you know it.

And it’s not like fucking Hubert of all people is straight anyway, but that’s another story for another day.
 
oh you didn't disappear after all.

also gay is different from troon
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Cereal and alcohol are a perfectly fine breakfast for cellar dwellers.
I normally wouldn't care what the gacha slop is doing but it's doing a Genealogy-themed event, which gets my hopes up about a remake/remaster this year.
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100% faithful to the plot remake let's gooooooooo! Can't wait to see the reactions to proper FE4 events by today's standards!
 
History seems to be glossing over how relevant to Gamergate Fates was, and it's a major footnote that should be considered when thinking about the implications of what kind of people are talking about FE, what kind of retard shit they're saying, and why they're saying it, constantly, for the past decade.
Fire Emblem either leads you to an irl marriage where you still have time to actually play the game, or to selling your soul, making a faggoty videos on the game rather than playing it.
 
for me it is when the GBA mage does a little twirl and throws gang signs, or when a monk starts praying
i also pog when fates sorcerers get a crit and start flying and doing flips

A pretty underrated one is actually Chrom's death animation, where his sword flies into the air and the blade plunges into the ground next to him as he reaches out to it before collapsing. Corrin's sword does that too, but Corrin just accepts death. Alear accepts death and their blade just falls normally instead of heroically plunging into the earth because Alear is a bitch
 
I just had the worst thing happened to me I was literally running Erica in the arena and I was sitting there was like there's like 2% chance that I could die here every single time I don't know what it is but every single time there's a 3% chance the enemy is always hit I feel like the AI cheats
 
I just had the worst thing happened to me I was literally running Erica in the arena and I was sitting there was like there's like 2% chance that I could die here every single time I don't know what it is but every single time there's a 3% chance the enemy is always hit I feel like the AI cheats
Crits?
 

fe tranny jannies having a very normal one today as usual

EDIT FOR CLARITY: "fe tranny janny" is a joke, not an accusation, but retarded (-10% avoid class penalty) communist pedo that mostly follows minors on twitter (30%) tellius fan (10%) with headcanons (5%) and transgender flag (41%) gives me a hit rate of 96% before factoring in weapon triangle, skills, and support bonuses
 
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I will never keep up with these fucking names. Isn't there a brother-sister duo from FE1 whose names are completely different now? It's just baffling.
Honestly, most of these “name changes” are simply cases of the localizers finally taking the time to translate the names as they were supposed to be to start with. Most of the names people previously used were cases of overly-literal translations of the Japanese pronunciations and did not represent accurate readings of the character names. Ingvi is a good demonstration of this, as it is another name for Freyr, while Jungby was generally a sort of Engrish that was accepted due to lack of alternatives. Similarly, this banner also included Genealogy's Ogma-pattern swordsman usually translated as Holyn, using the now-established translation of Chulainn (which was pronounced like Cullen) instead. It could be frustrating, but we're not exactly looking at a Belf-to-Vergil situation here.
 
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