Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ScurvyRat]

He's going to push Rekieta off of his Lolcow throne this year. You've heard it here first.

Well Bossman sure ain't gonna win it, ever


Has anyone ever seen a clip of him admitting he's wrong? About anything? Ever?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Says 24 hours, definitely is not. Thanks for wasting my time.​

2016/02/26 10:54:45 (UTC)​

24511 Trabuco Rd, Lake Forest, CA 92630​

McDonald's​

Maldy's GOTTA have his 2am Mickey D's!!!

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

don't know why he thinks so highly of himself, he got a job at blizzard out of nepotism and then made 1 shitty little pixel game and he thinks he's god's gift to man. like dude you fucked up, just admit it, apologize and move on but the lolcow just can't do it, they have to be right no matter what and always double down.

He hasn't even finished the shitty little pixel game.

 

[neekynooky]

*gulp* Did anyone else suddenly find on their credit report any Aruba plane ticket charges or yacht boats...

 

[Crescent Fresh]

lovense

“Huh, this one looks different than the others, I wonder if it’s degenerate…”

This actual faggot signed up for a remote controlled sex toy shop with his full name?

 

[Shuhalo]

You guys are underestimating just how autistic and frenzied the Wow playerbase is.

There was a content creator that got upset at another content creator like three years ago for supposedly stealing content.
It killed his channel, plus its been literal years and they still get a disproprotionate amount of dislikes because they upset the wrong God-King.

The average person will absolutely move on from this. But for the rest of his career he'll have to deal with the occassional sperg coming in and reminding him of it. None of the streamers he ever streams with will not know about him roaching out. Some of the older Wow streamers hold that view too, and he's deligitimised himself in their eyes, and their audience.

Unironically, he picked the one wrong game to do this in, and he's going to deal with weaponised autism for the rest of his career. He's probably only got a bit left on Wow, once his character dies he's going to have to crawl back to Ashes of Creation, where he'll face people spamming "Mana Gem" in chat a few times a day, and God willing his pyramid scheme will be career ending.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You guys are underestimating just how autistic and frenzied the Wow playerbase is.

There was a content creator that got upset at another content creator like three years ago for supposedly stealing content.
It killed his channel, plus its been literal years and they still get a disproprotionate amount of dislikes because they upset the wrong God-King.

The average person will absolutely move on from this. But for the rest of his career he'll have to deal with the occassional sperg coming in and reminding him of it. None of the streamers he ever streams with will not know about him roaching out. Some of the older Wow streamers hold that view too, and he's deligitimised himself in their eyes, and their audience.

Unironically, he picked the one wrong game to do this in, and he's going to deal with weaponised autism for the rest of his career. He's probably only got a bit left on Wow, once his character dies he's going to have to crawl back to Ashes of Creation, where he'll face people spamming "Mana Gem" in chat a few times a day, and God willing his pyramid scheme will be career ending.

This faggot got the AoC dev to add ferrets into the game because of some roleplay event he had with the game's owner/ceo/whateverthefuck. Or at least they plan to. I can only hope that some other content creator for AoC that is just as big gets the AoC dev to add a "mana gem" into the game

 

[gata]

He's going to push Rekieta off of his Lolcow throne this year. You've heard it here first.

I think he will only topple Nick "9 year old daughter was tested positive for cocaine" Rekeita if maldy is exposed for actually abusing his ferrets, full on scamming his game dev connections, legitimate rape accusations and grooming minors (and he's still not working on his game)

that said, I wish him a million finished games.

 

[ScurvyRat]

I think he will only topple Nick "9 year old daughter was tested positive for cocaine" Rekeita if maldy is exposed for actually abusing his ferrets, full on scamming his game dev connections, legitimate rape accusations and grooming minors (and he's still not working on his game)

that said, I wish him a million finished games.

If you scroll up in the thread, you can read how he had a ferret die at his "sanctuary" due to neglect.
But of course, he took no accountability for it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-19610253

Link to the ferret killing

 

[Solid Hyrax]

After Sextupling down, PirateSoftware calls OnlyFangs a content guild built on hate [a]

If you don't like the guild, why don't you leave it, Jason?

 

[200MB]

Friend sent me a clip, we're up to 6000+ bans now.

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That piqued my interest to look at his stream for a good 10 minutes, everything he does is nothing but farming the drama.

If all of this faggot's reporting results in another content creator getting banned/timed out the current shit storm will kick into overdrive.

 

[SandyCat]

After Sextupling down, PirateSoftware calls OnlyFangs a content guild built on hate [a]

Keep digging Mald. You're almost there. 95% of lolcows give up right before they were about to epically own the haters. Just gotta keep digging your own hole and you'll eventually hit gold

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Aruba

Elliot, you idiot!

 

[Finger Pistols]

don't know why he thinks so highly of himself, he got a job at blizzard out of nepotism and then made 1 shitty little pixel game and he thinks he's god's gift to man.

The funny thing is that his game isn't even finished. He didn't even make the game! He just made a demo and then spent more time streaming than developing the thing that made him relevant. He had like 2 hours on record livestreaming working on the game and hundreds of hours just playing games. He has another game he published, but it's just a shoot 'em up about breakfast.

lovense

Did this retard use the same e-mail he uses for mostly everything else aside from YouTube to sign into a sex toy app and deviant art???


For a hacker and social engineer he has shit OPSEC.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Imagine how insufferable would be to talk to this guy irl

He would be the type to always use fancy words to make himself look interesting.

 

[Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzer]

Intel gathered while in deep cover in Daliban

 

[ScurvyRat]

After Sextupling down, PirateSoftware calls OnlyFangs a content guild built on hate [a]
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If you don't like the guild, why don't you leave it, Jason?

OH shit who called it?

The ammount of people shitting on him right now in my guildchat and the raids I have been in is very funny. Not gonna say 100% because Blizzard shit code but he 90% could have saved those 2 that died.
I assume he will quit classic claiming it is a toxic community and he does not want toxicity on his channel or something like that.

I think he's one step from this

Imagine if pirate keeps the drama up so much sodapoppin just gets tired of his ass and kicks him from the guild.
That'd be the first step, the second step would be Jason crying about how toxic OnlyFangs is and how he's going to cry to his buddies at blizzard to get everyone banned.
He's such a massive faggot. Literally furry YandereDev.

And two steps from this

I swear though, someone called it that he would do this exact shit if he wasn't gkicked, but would do what @stupid fufu said if he WAS kicked

 

[Marche]

Funny thing is that it has happened before. In Classic WoW, people would run around the world to get special buffs that made them super strong so that they can go into raids and do the highest damage possible and show off their ranking among the community. People trolled by playing a class like priest, which could dispel these "world buffs" from them. The whole process to collect all these buffs took hours and lots of coordination, so people would have meltdowns.

Some priest did it to a streamer and some fag at Blizzard banned the priest for it. It became a huge meme in the community.

If Maldy actually does have some sycophants still working at Blizzard or demands Asmon to stop sucking his dick and use his Mythic agency to take action against people, this shitshow is potentially just getting started.

There was also the porn star Mia Rose who did some wow porn parody and claims she got people banned after herslef getting banned because people in trade chat were calling her ugly. also says she met up with devs at blizzcon which really wouldn't surprise me.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Can't say this surprises me, he has come up in reccos before but the moment I saw his spindly gay-built physique and mannerisms and heard his fence sitting, safe opinions on everything I knew there was some kind of megafaggot personality in there. He looks like he drinks soylent, and I don't mean that in a pithy way I mean I have met Software Engineers who actually drink soylent and they look like him.

 

[Retink Retunk]

After Sextupling down, PirateSoftware calls OnlyFangs a content guild built on hate [a]
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If you don't like the guild, why don't you leave it, Jason?

Guy keeps going on about how other people made mistakes in the pull, no shit they did, but none of them sat there for days after claiming they did nothing wrong like he has. And yes, maybe he admitted he made some nebulous mistake, but never admitted he could have laid down more CC, was at no risk of dying even if he did, and could get plenty of mana. When people are talking about your mistakes specifically, it's about you in that moment, not about how everyone played poorly.

The enchanter cope and shit makes it even more obnoxious.