DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

It sucks that The 0utsyder is the TIHYDP creator that stuck with it through the years. They used to be high effort 50-90 videos with tons of comments highlighted. Now The Outsyder releases 9 hour videos that are an unedited, bloated mess. Full of footage that isn't worth laughing at and the same throwback clips he inserts every 2-3 mins to artificially inflate the runtime for ads.

KingDDDuke is way better for new playthroughs.

They're even releasing TIHYDP's of old playthroughs in the current year, eg:

 

[Huggler]

Too bad he didn't remember this rant from over a year ago to felt PPP. thanks memology 101

 

[Corpun]

The last few weeks have been really generous for the vortex. DSP is still playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. like it is some Fallout/Call of Duty clone and doesn't understand he needs actual cover to not die in 5 seconds. Like no one but him could be as far into one of these games and not realize how you actually fucking survive every engagement. That tip me if you hate whale's thing is such a hilarious naked admission that he is propped up by a few whales that probably won't be surpassed for another few months.

The whole PC gamer arc is amazing too. Soon as he thinks he is comfortable and a know-it-all in something he admits himself he hasn't done in over a decades (And probably never since he doesn't understand modding at all) he fucks it up. Only the most retarded of console plebs like Dave could think you have to update your mods mid playthrough and still blame the stupid unpaid devs doing this out of passion for fucking it up.

With all his fuck up with modding dark souls 1 guess what is he blaming ?

PC GAMING

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While doing the most punchable face

Did he pull out his whole PC gaming is dead/too confusing schtick when literally any data points to the contrary?

Just to round out (ha) the DSP tits discussion: he had those for a long time. I would bet since he was in the FGC (yeah he was skinny there but considering how he described his diet the moob growth started there) Here is a picture from his "I was fired" video (this is 2010 btw)
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Wrong stoopid, that is leftover bulk from his former body builder days when he was as shredded as the Hulk and no one fucked around with him!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

retard playing internet tough guy again tonight and threatening lawsuits, at this point it's only a matter of time before he childs a stalker.

 

[Iron Father]

I wonder if DSP rests his huge tits on the dinner table, while flatso Kat seethes with envy.

 

[INirvana]

Mr Moobs Burnell is playing MVC2 and off the start of the first matchup he's complaining like crazy, INSANE levels of copium and '' this game sucks and is unplayable''

lmaooo

 

[Iron Father]

DSP was like a bobblehead during Smark Guys. PPP basically talked to himself.
Absolutely worthless collab as usual. DSP stinks.

I miss his polack untermensch look

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

PPP should find someone who actually likes wrestling or cares enough to not just skim Youtube vids or twitter recaps as his co host. He clearly actually wants to discuss it and stuff but DSP just can't be bothered.

PPP did. He had one with Gahoole. But PPP nuked it after Gahoole called him out on being a hypocrite. Gahoole is not without sin himself and is a bit of a tard but Gahoole stepping to PPP, even in an even handed way, caused PPP to have a sperg meltdown, accuse Gahoole of being a pedo, and ending their friendship. The deeper you look into PPP you will realize he has as paper thin as Phil.

 

[LuchaZombie]

I wouldn't be surprised if its Iron Cuck on a sock trying to worm his way into detractor circles again.

Raw’s chat already suspected it to be him last night.

If you give Phil a single dollar, let alone thousands, you’re a dent for life. Nobody cares about your stupid retard covert ops.

 

[RougeRed]

Raw’s chat already suspected it to be him last night.

If you give Phil a single dollar, let alone thousands, you’re a dent for life. Nobody cares about your stupid retard covert ops.

I've seen a couple of his known aliases in Raw Phil's chat before. I'd wager he is in there 99% of the time. His entire existence is attention-seeking behavior, so it's unsurprising that he would be seeking it in as many places as possible. That's probably the reason for all the "I'm a whale but Phil finally pissed me off, please have me on your streams and invite me to your discord" bits that we've seen so far.

The sad reality of it is that trying that hard to get people's attention just turns them off to it. If he just dropped the LARPing crap, and stopped trying to buy people's attention then he might get validation the healthy, normal way through friends and family.

 

[neger psykolog]

Raw’s chat already suspected it to be him last night.

If you give Phil a single dollar, let alone thousands, you’re a dent for life. Nobody cares about your stupid retard covert ops.

At this point there are 3 certainties in life:

• Death (unless you're DSP because he outlives everyone)
• Taxes (unless you're DSP because he doesn't pay taxes)
• DSP getting money

 

[DerelictOnion]

Don't forget number four

• DSP getting ridiculed on the daily and seething about it

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The deeper you look into PPP you will realize he has as paper thin as Phil.

He also doesn't see people as people but as tools to be exploited. He ends up snaking everyone he works/is friendly with for one reason or another. Just like Phail.

 

[RougeRed]

He also doesn't see people as people but as tools to be exploited. He ends up snaking everyone he works/is friendly with for one reason or another. Just like Phail.

When you understand that, a lot of the stuff that Phil does/thinks/says kinda makes sense from his perspective. To a sociopath or an extreme narcissist, other people are basically just furniture that moves around a lot. They only exist to serve a purpose to you, and when they don't or can't anymore, you just throw it away and replace it. He doesn't see any deeper value to people like most of us do, so when he replaces a close friend with a cat it's the same in his mind.

I think that's why he believes that Jasper and Kat are actually valid replacements for having other friends.

 

[neger psykolog]

Don't forget number four

• DSP getting ridiculed on the daily and seething about it

There couldn't be a more befitting thing to be in 4th place lol

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

When you understand that, a lot of the stuff that Phil does/thinks/says kinda makes sense from his perspective. To a sociopath or an extreme narcissist, other people are basically just furniture that moves around a lot. They only exist to serve a purpose to you, and when they don't or can't anymore, you just throw it away and replace it. He doesn't see any deeper value to people like most of us do, so when he replaces a close friend with a cat it's the same in his mind.

I think that's why he believes that Jasper and Kat are actually valid replacements for having other friends.

I remember Fred Fuchs said a long time ago that everyone that works with Phil ends up smelling like shit. Or something to that effect. Everybody gets burned by Phil. And the same goes for PPP. I am honestly shocked that Phil has been this subservient to PPP at this point. I know PPP helps bring in money and helps control the narrative but the Fat Canadian dogging on Phil gets pushed a little further with each interaction. I mean, PPP called Kat a fat bitch, mocked the whale calls, talked about Phil's moobs, etc and Phil takes it. How much further will it be before Phil snaps and gets angry at Waddles? Is it all kayfaybe?

 

[Yung Dalph]

How much further will it be before Phil snaps and gets angry at Waddles?

He will take the penne all the way. Does he have another choice? If he turns against KC, the kino cucks will rape him. And even worse - they will stop giving him money. So he is forced to sit there and take it.

Or as he would put it, he's forced to "shut the fuck up and EAT IT!"

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Raw’s chat already suspected it to be him last night.

If you give Phil a single dollar, let alone thousands, you’re a dent for life. Nobody cares about your stupid retard covert ops.

His entire existence is attention-seeking behavior, so it's unsurprising that he would be seeking it in as many places as possible.

The dents who seem to want to triple agent with Phil and the detractors are so puzzling. I guess if it works you do get a bunch of attention but then everyone on both sides also thinks you’re nuts and pitiable? You can’t tell me Phil respects his whales.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is simply incapable of Holding real conversations. I bet that even if he had all the Information he would just let Triple P (that's what the farms call him, Triple P) do all the work while reaping in the Benefits (though not sure if you can call it that when the reward is split 50/50)

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

The dents who seem to want to triple agent with Phil and the detractors are so puzzling. I guess if it works you do get a bunch of attention but then everyone on both sides also thinks you’re nuts and pitiable? You can’t tell me Phil respects his whales.

This reminds me of a documentary I watched on this little shit guy who was addicted to making bomb threats and clearing buildings. He got away with it, kept upping the ante, got caught, even found a way to do one from jail I think, got out of jail, did more bomb threats. He was addicted to the thrill of causing a reaction, and then watching himself on the news. What people thought of him didn't even enter his mind.

That's kinda like the paypigs, in this case on a smaller scale. They give phil money, they sit in this thread refreshing every 30 seconds, someone goes "omg who would give DSP $200?!" and they feel like they affected something. It's like that NIN line, "I hurt myself again, to see if I still feel." I guess when you have nothing, just making some kind of impact, however meager it is, lets you know you are still alive. And if they are getting S.S. tugboat from the gov, then they have no perspective to appreciate the money; they don't even have to think at all, it's like pulling a lever at a slot machine.