Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Strongest point in his favor bar none.

I hope Boomia and his son find Pat at Confusion wearing that stupid thing, then take it from him and just begin throwing it back and forth, as Pat runs from one to another screaming "That's my favorite backwards Brewers hat! GIVE IT BACK!!"

It would be funnier if he went and got con security and expected to have them arrested.

 

[Booby Jones]

Can anyone steelman an argument about how Fat Rick couldn't be the shooter? I want to believe there's a chance, but everyone is having fun and I'm not sure if there's zero chance or a nonzero chance.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hello fellow top bankers, enjoy these Patposts.
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It's incredible how this dude just makes shit up to avoid dealing with how fat he is:

Like 30 second search for "september 2024 jobs report" and grabbing big name mainstream media sources.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok uh.....I just noticed a really weird pattern here


So piggy has been JenPosting a lot recently and it has caused us all much mirth and joy. However when searching for said jenposts I noticed the last time he was doing it before this current wave was almost exactly one year ago


Now what the actual hell is up with that? Why did he randomly fucking drop it a year and then resume it out of nowhere?

 

[FinnSven]

Ok uh.....I just noticed a really weird pattern here
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So piggy has been JenPosting a lot recently and it has caused us all much mirth and joy. However when searching for said jenposts I noticed the last time he was doing it before this current wave was almost exactly one year ago
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Now what the actual hell is up with that? Why did he randomly fucking drop it a year and then resume it out of nowhere?

Does Twitter have nostalgia reminders like Facebook does?

“Hey! Remember a year ago when everyone called you Jennifer?”

“Repost”?

 

[femoralcanal]

Can anyone steelman an argument about how Fat Rick couldn't be the shooter? I want to believe there's a chance, but everyone is having fun and I'm not sure if there's zero chance or a nonzero chance.

The news video I posted above said the guy was seen carrying the gun in his right hand. Pat is left-handed.

But the journalist did say only "carrying", not shooting.

 

[FinnSven]

The news video I posted above said the guy was seen carrying the gun in his right hand. Pat is left-handed.

But the journalist did say only "carrying", not shooting.

Also, that could have been a Fatrick attempt at subterfuge.

“Couldn’t be me child, I am left handed. Enjoy prison.”

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

So people who are good with both hands are ambidextrous, but looking at Pat's.. craftsmanship and shooting skills, I have to ask, what is someone called who is neither right nor left handed because he is shit with both?

 

[Cactuar King]

So people who are good with both hands are ambidextrous, but looking at Pat's.. craftsmanship and shooting skills, I have to ask, what is someone called who is neither right nor left handed because he is shit with both?

Retarded and fat?

 

[FinnSven]

So people who are good with both hands are ambidextrous, but looking at Pat's.. craftsmanship and shooting skills, I have to ask, what is someone called who is neither right nor left handed because he is shit with both?

Ambi-deficient?

 

[OffTopic]

I hope that woman never goes to a real football game if she can't handle a little bit of heckling.

Lol says the terminally-online autistic fat kid from behind his computer. "Real Football" is a women's sport, and you don't play sports or know any women.

Shut up, stupid.

 

[Meriasek]

So people who are good with both hands are ambidextrous, but looking at Pat's.. craftsmanship and shooting skills, I have to ask, what is someone called who is neither right nor left handed because he is shit with both?

Omnifatshitrous.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Now what the actual hell is up with that? Why did he randomly fucking drop it a year and then resume it out of nowhere?

Maybe he was too busy shilling for Kamala or Biden to pay attention.

 

[Xev]

Has kf ever solved a murder before or would this fat fuck be the first?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Strongest point in his favor bar none.

I hope Boomia and his son find Pat at Confusion wearing that stupid thing, then take it from him and just begin throwing it back and forth, as Pat runs from one to another screaming "That's my favorite backwards Brewers hat! GIVE IT BACK!!"

Ask him where he got the cool backwards cap, as they can only find the ones that are forwards and really want a backwards one.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Has kf ever solved a murder before or would this fat fuck be the first?

We've solved crimes before, usually sex abuse crimes. To my knowledge, this would be the first murder.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick fearpastes the fear away.

Finally, some clarity on the Jennifer questions we have all been asking.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Has kf ever solved a murder before or would this fat fuck be the first?

Not yet. The site has solved other things though. I figured that one guys missing wife in Canada would be the first unsolved murder solved.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Not yet. The site has solved other things though. I figured that one guys missing wife in Canada would be the first unsolved murder solved.

JF? That potato is positively frenched and fried.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

An enterprising person could trawl through his tweet history during the time of the murder and bicycle escapade, but that assumes it's Patrick tweeting and not an accomplice.