Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Let's be real, Fatso didn't kill Bernell, because killing someone is actually doing anything, and doing anything just isn't the Chubby Cheesesteak's speed.
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But the possibility is certainly there. Has he posted his Temu'd Glock since then or did he dump it in the lake the day after?
 
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An enterprising person could trawl through his tweet history during the time of the murder and bicycle escapade, but that assumes it's Patrick tweeting and not an accomplice.

There's some on the other forum in this thread - https://pfgforums.com/threads/crime...-of-bernell-trammells-remains-unsolved.55407/

a few funny things including him saying "try that in Milwaukee" to politicians, buying a new mask, and eating soup at Hooligan's with a "nature is healing" caption on (I think) the day of the murder. Also a suspicious trip the next month where he went out on a boat.

It says a lot about Pat that I can hear all this and say "yeah, he could have murdered a guy".
 
There's some on the other forum in this thread - https://pfgforums.com/threads/crime...-of-bernell-trammells-remains-unsolved.55407/

a few funny things including him saying "try that in Milwaukee" to politicians, buying a new mask, and eating soup at Hooligan's with a "nature is healing" caption on (I think) the day of the murder. Also a suspicious trip the next month where he went out on a boat.

It says a lot about Pat that I can hear all this and say "yeah, he could have murdered a guy".
I meant more to see if he was childing stalkers during the murder.
 
Ok uh.....I just noticed a really weird pattern here
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So piggy has been JenPosting a lot recently and it has caused us all much mirth and joy. However when searching for said jenposts I noticed the last time he was doing it before this current wave was almost exactly one year ago
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Now what the actual hell is up with that? Why did he randomly fucking drop it a year and then resume it out of nowhere?
He's like a ritualistic serial killer who compulsively must follow his ritual every January, lest he become what he fears most, a Jenwalker under the light of the Milwaukee new year's moon whilst stumbling home drunk from Chubby's Cheesesteaks. It's punishment for when he stalkerchilded an old gypsy woman in a traveling carnival after running over her dog.
 
Ok uh.....I just noticed a really weird pattern here
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So piggy has been JenPosting a lot recently and it has caused us all much mirth and joy. However when searching for said jenposts I noticed the last time he was doing it before this current wave was almost exactly one year ago
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Now what the actual hell is up with that? Why did he randomly fucking drop it a year and then resume it out of nowhere?
The same message, over and over and over...
Yet, even when they seem identical you can find the little tells he autisticaly crafts each and every single one.
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Sure, he copy pastes a lot. But it's s the little typos and the random changes using commas and capitalizations that shows us he really cares. :ratface:
 
The same message, over and over and over...
Yet, even when they seem identical you can find the little tells he autisticaly crafts each and every single one.
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Sure, he copy pastes a lot. But it's s the little typos and the random changes using commas and capitalizations that shows us he really cares. :ratface:
I would love to get a psychiatrists insight on Pat, have them analyze the exact mentality behind these kinds of behaviors. Is it OCD? Some kind of mania?
What could possibly possess someone to individually type out all these messages? Especially with the frequency he does it. I would assume that any sane person would set up a macro for this by now, even someone with such a low functioning IQ as Fatrick.
Even Colonel Nicholson eventually came to his senses
 
Sure, he copy pastes a lot. But it's s the little typos and the random changes using commas and capitalizations that shows us he really cares.
He is an author and an artist! He is always perfecting his craft, each and every time.

It's like having Gordon Ramsay make you some toast. It may be simple, but it will be perfect.

In fact, this inspires me. Ah, fuck, chatgpt won't let me ask "Write 'This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.' in the style of JRR Tolkien" and other greats. And I'm too lazy. Some have access to an uncucked version?

Ah you have to reword it.

How would JRR Tolkien have written a character saying "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."?

J.R.R. Tolkien’s writing style is often formal, poetic, and rich in metaphor, so a character delivering such a blunt line would likely do so in a way that evokes a deeper sense of gravity and dignity. If Tolkien were to craft a line like this, he might couch it in a tone of moral judgment or fate’s inexorable hand, infusing it with a sense of consequence. Here's how it could be reimagined:


"Thus have you woven your own doom, foul one. Know this: your thread is cut, and no more shall you walk free beneath the skies. Prison awaits, as sure as the coming of night. Let your fate be a lesson, for your choices have led you to this end."


Tolkien would likely avoid using direct or contemporary insults like "stalker" and "enjoy prison" and instead opt for more elevated language that reflects the seriousness of the situation. The idea of fate, doom, and the consequences of one’s actions is central to many of his works, making such a moment feel momentous and inevitable.

I'm fucking losing it guys help me help me
 
I would love to get a psychiatrists insight on Pat, have them analyze the exact mentality behind these kinds of behaviors. Is it OCD? Some kind of mania?
1 or 2 years ago I promised I'd introduce a friend of mine who's a psychiatrist to Jen, so we could get a professional analysis.

Like most of us here, he has a dark sense of humor. Unfortunately he just couldn't understand why would any of us laugh at a random retard on the internet, and said "naaah, that's weird man". Pat was officially too much for him, but I'll try again eventually.

I mean, we all know in the end Patposting is a dormant, but unavoidable force inside all humankind.
"Thus have you woven your own doom, foul one. Know this: your thread is cut, and no more shall you walk free beneath the skies. Prison awaits, as sure as the coming of night. Let your fate be a lesson, for your choices have led you to this end."
Reading this the only conclusion possible is the name "Tolkien" was only a pseudonym for another great individual:
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Sure, he copy pastes a lot. But it's s the little typos and the random changes using commas and capitalizations that shows us he really cares.
Yes, child, I could have hired some stinky Indian for fifty cents a day, but I didn't, because I care more than you. Enjoy prion, stalker.
 
Yeah, what kind of morbidly obese bitchtitted buffoon who is also fat would pay for something like a blue checkmark or getting their xitter account back...
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"Uncle Elon isn't going to fuck you, dude."

15th century sailors haven't encountered pork as salty as Piggy is here, goddamn. I can't tell if Ricky is jealous that Elon's bitch tits are coming in nicely or he's pissy that authority figures are unwilling to sodomize him.
 
The murderer cannot be Patrick. Why? The killer wore clothes that fit him.

The hat is also not on backwards.
*points to temple* a 1.2 autistic retard would probably dress the exact opposite to disguise himself. Clothes that fit and a forward facing hat is the anti-pat. The physique to me looks like how Pat would look if he actually dressed for his body type and left the nuthuggers to men who can pull them off (rather than peel).

Man he is seriously agitated and angrier than usual it seems. New fear pasta, his daughter’s birthday approaching, confusion 2025 coming up, boomia and baby boomia imminently enjoying prison, January is off to an excellent start.
 
The physique to me looks like how Pat would look if he actually dressed for his body type and left the nuthuggers to men who can pull them off (rather than peel).
It would also give another explanation as to why he autistically insists he fits in the same clothes (and even continues to wear the exact same shirt) time and time again.

The main thing holding me back is I cannot believe that Ricky would have the restraint to not try to pull a potato masher and subtly brag about it in ways that nobody would catch (they'd catch immediately).
 
It would also give another explanation as to why he autistically insists he fits in the same clothes (and even continues to wear the exact same shirt) time and time again.

The main thing holding me back is I cannot believe that Ricky would have the restraint to not try to pull a potato masher and subtly brag about it in ways that nobody would catch (they'd catch immediately).
It’d be interesting to go through his tweets after the murder. I don’t remember when he stopped posting his chink gun and calling people baby girl on Twitter but after a certain point those kind of tweets stopped. The ones referenced a few posts back like “try this in Milwaukee” and “we will treat it like an invasion” stopped too. To be honest with ya I think he could even delude himself into believing he didn’t commit the murder by no childing his own self or technicality Tomlinsoning himself.
 
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