Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
On the LSF reddit, any clips taken directly from Pirate's streams have been truncated to 5-6 second clips and the vods are now missing. However, LSF's archives for the clips stickied in the comment sections are the full clips.
For Rando's & Lurkers alike, if you ever ask another person "whats the point of archiving". This is the exact reason. Pirate for the FIRST fucking time is actually doing the right thing in terms of damage control. I don't agree with doing it, but he should've done this 3 days ago.

I'd also secondly mention that while some people value "Communication majors" and "Disaster reps" as worthless paycheques, I'd argue that Pirate has made a great case on why you talk to people and if you're a full sperg DONT address the public with garbage statements & dont go and stream after drama for 12 hours.
 
I'd argue that Pirate has made a great case on why you talk to people and if you're a full sperg DONT address the public with garbage statements & dont go and stream after drama for 12 hours.
Or, don't constantly double down on your bad behavior endlessly while attempting to lie and gaslight people over evidence that is recorded forever?
Mald could have 1000 Disaster reps and still make the same mistakes, he is a lolcow, its in his blood.
 
I don't see it going anywhere long term as far as freakouts and such go, since in the end it's just video game drama, but I'd like to see another lolsuit in works.
 
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Can you provide any evidence
I forgot to follow up in here until the recent drama, boss. Here you go, as late and gay as can be.

He chats like a basement-dweller (and I think he was initially trying to hit on me), so forgive my retard embellishment to keep the mood light and redirect that. jason1.jpgjason2.jpgjason3.jpgjason4.jpg
Wanted to ask if he did any of the social engineering stuff at Blizzard? That and if you knew any of the stuff he did at DEFCON and how often he was being transferred to teams and getting written up? A guy like that (working in a position that an AI or an indian could theoretically take) could not have been doing much and likely was slacking off all the time.
When I reported him the first time, I was told that others had also been reporting him but management won't do anything about it because of JoeyRay. AFAIK he changed teams on Diablo III to focus on hacks after insisting he could help prevent more of the same dupe shit we'd been seeing. It wasn't done as a punishment. Nepo babies get their way at Blizzard. I also wasn't aware of anything outside of work in 2011.
 
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Hey gameRs, not sure if this has been already posted (I missed 50 pages). But his "game" heartbound is currently sitting at Mostly Negative. Though I'll also state that it seems the reviews are from genuine players who are super mad the game hasn't been worked on and is dead. If Jason is reading this: It's not people review bombing, as I'm sure you'll claim on stream, it's genuine customers who are upset with the lacking product.
 
I don't see it going anywhere long term as far as freakouts and such go, since in the end it's just video game drama, but I'd like to see another lolsuit in works.
I can see normie drama channels starting to dig info about him. Don't underestimate grifters.
Half of them already use Kiwi as source, they just won't admit it. And this drama just created massive spotlight on Maldy.
 
HOLY SHIT THE BOING BOING SHIT WAS REAL
I forgot to follow up in here until the recent drama, boss. Here you go, as late and gay as can be.

He chats like a basement-dweller (and I think he was initially trying to hit on me), so forgive my retard embellishment to keep the mood light and redirect that.

When I reported him the first time, I was told that others had also been reporting him but management won't do anything about it because of JoeyRay. AFAIK he changed teams on Diablo III to focus on hacks after insisting he could help prevent more of the same dupe shit we'd been seeing. It wasn't done as a punishment. Nepo babies get their way at Blizzard. I also wasn't aware of anything outside of work in 2011.

 
Mald finally discusses the mana gem issue. He didn't use it because it was the shotcaller's fault.. Sadly, no mention of him working at Blizzard in this post.
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LoL that last few paragraphs basically amount to "people made fun of me so I threaten to exploit my true and honest connections to blizzard to get them banned"
Being a reportfag is bad enough but trying to use leverage of being actually associated with the banning process is so pathetic, not even just random people shitting on him but people he was actually playing with.. faggot
 
I forgot to follow up in here until the recent drama, boss. Here you go, as late and gay as can be.

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When I reported him the first time, I was told that others had also been reporting him but management won't do anything about it because of JoeyRay. AFAIK he changed teams on Diablo III to focus on hacks after insisting he could help prevent more of the same dupe shit we'd been seeing. It wasn't done as a punishment. Nepo babies get their way at Blizzard. I also wasn't aware of anything outside of work in 2011.
Landlord came back with the milk!
God, what a fucking slug.

Edit: Wait a second what did he do to your chair?
Too fat? Sharted in it?
Edit edit: I reread the original post and I see it was his cat.
 
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Maldtree got put on my radar because I saw a clip of him discussing Star Citizen (ironic considering the failure of his game). People can criticize Chris Roberts' actions and the snail pace development of the game, but all of the points he made about the game were him virtue signaling that games going after whales is unethical and exploitative. Maldtree says Star Citizen is anti gaming and then pulls the "as a game developer" line (debatable, funny how he always talks about being a game developer for an unfinished game like that means anything). Throughout the entire clip talking about Star Citizen Maldtree paints people disagreeing with him "arguing with feelings" which is retarded considering the argument he is trying to push goes out the window once you apply the same arguments to other games. I can analyze the video more but I don't want to bog up this thread with my autism about his take on Star Citizen.

I guess one thing is for certain and that is Star Citizen in the state it's in right now, is a much more complete and engaging game than ShartBound will ever be.

The clip in question is here, doubt he will take this down because his take had midwits praising him as a paragon of virtue in the gaming industry.
 
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Hey gameRs, not sure if this has been already posted (I missed 50 pages). But his "game" heartbound is currently sitting at Mostly Negative. Though I'll also state that it seems the reviews are from genuine players who are super mad the game hasn't been worked on and is dead. If Jason is reading this: It's not people review bombing, as I'm sure you'll claim on stream, it's genuine customers who are upset with the lacking product.
Best part is that this would be salt in the wound, he would harp on about how good heartbound is because of its 95% positive review rate. I can't wait for Maldy to have a melty when he finally realises people aren't falling for his grift anymore.
 
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I begrudgingly appreciate that even the plebbitors on LSF can recognize Jason is a total poser in almost all respects. It always bothered me how Jason achieved virality through absolute midwit bait with his i-am-so-smart credentialism (his credentials aren't even that good).

My personal cope is that all his fans are wannabe skiddies. There's actual (often cringy) infosec streamers who do like HackTheBox but they don't achieve nearly the same popularity. Pseudo-tech streamers like Jason are not in the same playing field as the genuine tech streamers. There are people on twitch coding game engines in C and they get like 40 viewers. No one wants to watch that shit. It's boring and silent because it genuinely requires intense concentration.
 
So I'm rereading Boing Boing's post and
"Other random things I haven't seen mentioned is that his shitty food habits and lack of cleanliness lead to some sort of bowel disorder which he was claiming to be "possible cancer." To my knowledge, it was never actually cancer, and he used it as a shocking event for sympathy to warn others about how their habits can catch up to them, all for asspats on Facebook during his HeAlTh JoUrNeY."
Caught my eye.
This confirms to me at least that Jason really is the Boogie arc speedrunner, he's so ahead of the game that he put his "lying about cancer" arc in his backstory.
Outstanding performance.
 
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Apologies if this has already been posted.
A small YouTuber dropped a video about Ashes of Creation, and is apart of the guild that Mald "blacklisted." TL;DW: To no ones surprise as multiple clips surface of his ego, Pirate is shit at that game, too. Even with over ten thousand members in Pirate's guild, The Federation just stomps them. It's a fun little clip compilation of Mald and his guild getting his shit kicked in. Just figured I'd post it here, since it criticizes Mald, who knows how long it'll stick around.
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So even if he bails on WoW and returns to AoC there's a whole group of people there waiting to hound him. :story:
 
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