Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cactuar King]

He is an author and an artist! He is always perfecting his craft, each and every time.

It's like having Gordon Ramsay make you some toast. It may be simple, but it will be perfect.

In fact, this inspires me. Ah, fuck, chatgpt won't let me ask "Write 'This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.' in the style of JRR Tolkien" and other greats. And I'm too lazy. Some have access to an uncucked version?

Ah you have to reword it.



J.R.R. Tolkien’s writing style is often formal, poetic, and rich in metaphor, so a character delivering such a blunt line would likely do so in a way that evokes a deeper sense of gravity and dignity. If Tolkien were to craft a line like this, he might couch it in a tone of moral judgment or fate’s inexorable hand, infusing it with a sense of consequence. Here's how it could be reimagined:

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"Thus have you woven your own doom, foul one. Know this: your thread is cut, and no more shall you walk free beneath the skies. Prison awaits, as sure as the coming of night. Let your fate be a lesson, for your choices have led you to this end."

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Tolkien would likely avoid using direct or contemporary insults like "stalker" and "enjoy prison" and instead opt for more elevated language that reflects the seriousness of the situation. The idea of fate, doom, and the consequences of one’s actions is central to many of his works, making such a moment feel momentous and inevitable.

I'm fucking losing it guys help me help me

This is what I got

"Lo, it is thus that thy path, shadow-walker, comes to its bitter end. Thy deeds have ensnared thee, and the cold stones of the gaol shall now be thy dwelling. Revel, if thou canst, in the fruit of thy labors—for the doom thou hast wrought upon others is now thine own."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This is what I got

Next time I’m bored I might run a few famous authors through, Shakespeare, Wodehouse, Twain, etc.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick’s “attempt” trying to cater to niggers. Pitiful, since he got mugged by 3 black kids in Chubby's Cheesesteaks before.

Nice job trying to be politically "correct", stupid.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Heading over to Chubby's, need me to pick something up, stalker child?

 

[OffTopic]

@HoneyBadger calls the Confusion hotel.
(Reminder, this is in a suburb of Chicago.)

https://vocaroo.com/1eVL9JYRcoD3


Bonus:
@Anonymus Fluhre feeding the trolls

 

[femoralcanal]

You guys, for real, I'm worried a woman with Jennifer's past of violence could hurt Uncle Booms and teenager son, Zoomia.



Fortunately the AntiFat Alliance has already warned the authorities**:

TYFYS

**though it is a pity said authorities were clearly contratacted under DEI programs

Ninja'ed by @OffTopic . Great minds think a lot and all shiiiet

 

[femoralcanal]

Tee hee, Brotherman.

@Anonymus Fluhre

I dunno where @Honey Badger gets the patience.

I would've been demanding a manager as soon as she went "way way wait, hobe awn." No, bitch, you hobe awn.

Let me talk to a white person.

Fair enough. Let's be real: normally dealing with latinas for more than 10 minutes will make anyone pull their hair out (them bitches be crazy).

But when said Latina is blessed with milkers that look like those caveman fertility statues, we just find a way to develop tolerance to pretty much any female bullshit thrown our way.

 

[OffTopic]

Fair enough. Let's be real: normally dealing with latinas for more than 10 minutes will make anyone pull their hair out (them bitches be crazy).

But when said Latina is blessed with milkers that look like those caveman fertility statues, we just find a way to develop tolerance to pretty much any female bullshit thrown our way.

Wha happen?

 

[femoralcanal]

Spoiler: NSFW: Well, most of the time

Fuck sorry for the extra post: I'm double dipping like a dominatrix's finger in Paul Weimer's bunghole

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I can see Mr Prongay getting Fatty all riled up while Zoomia drops some stealthyLogs in Rick's toilet tank for later

 

[CoolGuy1990]

I hope that woman never goes to a real football game if she can't handle a little bit of heckling.

>sportsball

 

[Well Intentioned]

So is this how we're going to get to 4000 pages? Not by Patrick doing anything stupid but his alogs shitting up the thread? I guess that's one way for him to get a W finally.

To be fair it's in Canada. The RCMP are likely to say she committed suicide despite the evidence. Look at the old Cindy case in BC.

Are you talking about the Cindy James case? Cos, lmao if so.

 

[OffTopic]

Are you talking about the Cindy James case? Cos, lmao if so.

Alls I know is this lil kid posts in every thread, all day, every day.
I'm sure that makes him one of Fat Josh's favorites, but if he wants to hang out with the Pest community who heckles Fatrick but can't take a ribbing at the same time he's in the wrong thread.

Guy likes to give but can't take? That ain't vurry sporting.

It's fine. We'll break him.

 

[John Flory]

Things are heating up on the 2nd,BF. Boomia keeps teasing more and more about meeting Rick at ConFusion (Jan 23-26). Normally these would be empty words if it wasnt that Mr GayPorn is getting bolder and recently posted evidence of him being next to the half-hovel and eating at hooligans. He also snapped a pic of Rick after flying all the way to Scotland.

With #PayQuasi over and Rick being reduced to the fearpasta, Boomia might be the show's last hope before dropping out of primetime

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Things are heating up on the 2nd,BF. Boomia keeps teasing more and more about meeting Rick at ConFusion (Jan 23-26). Normally these would be empty words if it wasnt that Mr GayPorn is getting bolder and recently posted evidence of him being next to the half-hovel and eating at hooligans. He also snapped a pic of Rick after flying all the way to Scotland.

With #PayQuasi over and Rick being reduced to the fearpasta, Boomia might be the show's last hope before dropping out of primetime

As long as he gets someone to vidya the meeting there will be laughs. Hopefully there will actually be some gay slapfight and they'll both get arrested.

 

[OffTopic]

My pecs cast shadows, children

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My pecs cast shadows, children


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He didn't correct this guy calling him Jennifer, that's an admission.

 

[Judge Holden]

Spoiler: NSFW: Well, most of the time

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Fuck sorry for the extra post: I'm double dipping like a dominatrix's finger in Paul Weimer's bunghole

Well thats the ole morning johnson sorted for me

 

[lindsayfan]

The same message, over and over and over...
Yet, even when they seem identical you can find the little tells he autisticaly crafts each and every single one.
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Sure, he copy pastes a lot. But it's s the little typos and the random changes using commas and capitalizations that shows us he really cares.

"i don't present as male, stalker." another pat classic.
to save anyone else the emotional labor of looking it up, ConFusion is jan 23-26. praying for boomia and his yeschild's safety from immediate immobilization. part of me thinks they won't even show up and this is just a bit to test fatty's blood pressure meds but ya never know

 

[Judge Holden]

"i don't present as male, stalker." another pat classic.
to save anyone else the emotional labor of looking it up, ConFusion is jan 23-26. praying for boomia and his yeschild's safety from immediate immobilization. part of me thinks they won't even show up and this is just a bit to test fatty's blood pressure meds but ya never know

Most likely is that if Pigrick sees him he will waddle off to furiously chimp out to the organisers and demand he be ejected, threatening to leave himself if this is not done.

From there the options are as follows.

1. The organisers cave to get the fat faggot (with bitch tits) to stop pestering them, pig man declares victory and gloats for the next five years
2. The organisers ignore him, leading to fatrick trying to xitter shame them for supporting stalking cyberterroristchilds and he flounces out like the big round poof he is
3. The same as above but he does not flounce out, just angrily hangs around either ignoring boomia or filming/photographing him to share on xitter
4. The organisers decide they don't want to deal with any bullshit that week and eject both of them, leading to pig man going apeshit about them punishing the victim while boomia kicks back at hoolies

I personally doubt that subsequent to any of these possibilities fatrick will try to physically attack boomia even if teased in person unless he is already heavily worked up/intoxicated but I cannot entirely discount this liklihood

Odds are though boomia will expertly take sneekyshots of fatrick being fat and the pig man will whine about being stalked by terrorists on xitter, rinse and repeat and see you next year