Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lian Xing]

The bulls at Hedonism are going to love it.

I don’t think he can afford the hedonism anymore if the spending estimates here are anywhere close to reality. It’s the only Good Thing TM to come out of this.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I hate tattoos in general but Nick's are especially trashy. He's second only to Anisa when it comes to shit tats.

Oh my God. This one comment just gave me visions of a future yet come to pass like I took some weird shrooms.

I don't know how this going to happen, or what series of events will take place to make them meet but Anisa and Nick are perfect for each other. Maybe April will kill Kayla to get her out of the picture and go to jail but then Rekeita and Anisa can be white trash together. Imagine it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Rekeita and Anisa

God, I want this to happen...
Is Idubbz more masculine than rekeita, though?

 

[keke]

his case is complicated because no one ever proved he knows what's in the safe in his bedroom, insinuates Aaron put the drugs there

Nick’s word games are fun. Easily this could have been the scenario:
“Hey Aaron, can you out my Cocaine in the safe in my bedroom?”
“Ok.”
And in Nick’s mind this is would somehow mean he never had cocaine, even though he knows he did. To be clear, it’s likely just a straight up lie. But it’s funny that with how his narc mind works, even if there was any truth to it, it’d still be more lie than real.

- hasn't talked to Drexel, "he thinks something really, really awful", tried to talk to him but he won't respond

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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Rekieta was already a huge fag. But man, this guy looks and sounds like a mega fag now.

I don't understand why you'd intentionally go for the "probable sex offender" look, but Nick's gonna Crackets I guess. Nigga just looks gross at this point.

 

[Oliver Onions]

wifebeaters only work when you're mean mugging and have muscles, they look fruity otherwise.

Where are we placing Nick on the scale between John Rambo and Mr Muscle?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- when he comes back won't talk about the situation

Wait. Hasn't he been saying for months that he can't wait for when he can FINALLY tell His Story™? I fucking knew when it was all over he would say "sorry guys, it was a rough time in my laugh and I just want to move on."

He gets to keep saying that no one can judge because they don't know the real story but will refuse to tell that story. Despite him proclaiming for months that when it was all over he would absolutely tell it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I guess getting a tribal tramp stamp wasn't sufficient to advertise his level of faggotry.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

no amount of talking to a redneck, seething in a pedophile's chat, or inking up his ruined body will ever make nick rekieta NOT a

CUCK
FAGGOT
LOSER
ALCOHOLIC
DEADBEAT
JUNKIE
RETARD
TRYHARD
BITCH

 

[Soapmore]

No way this nigger stays sober and doesn't wreck everything all over again.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

FRESH INK ALERT

That's literally a black stripper tattoo that Shequina would get to 'help pay fo dem keedz'.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Good god nick get one of these succubus womb tattoo and come out as the stunning and brave slutty faggot already you fucking faggot

 

[break these cuffs]

I don’t think he can afford the hedonism anymore if the spending estimates here are anywhere close to reality. It’s the only Good Thing TM to come out of this.

Good thing? Think of all those poor Jamaican babies who won't be aborted without Balldo's nepobux. Have you seen the state of that country?

 

[USAroXX]

"He said one flower tattoo is his birth state, and the other is Kayla's birth state."

There is a flower for the STATEs of WHORE and CUCK now?

Or the state of FAGGOT and GOLLUM....

Spent house sale $$$ for tattoo.
Faggot's PLEA Deal got side piece released BUT NOT the Whore Wife? Yeah, his marriage is SOLID, like a DILDO.

Will Herron, is that junkie dick smell coming from your mouth or from bacteria collected under your new Veneers? Cheaper in Mexico, huh?

 

[TheTractor]

This is the gayest slut tatoo I've ever seen on a man.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

but nobody's gotten under his skin like this in awhile:

It is because she's a woman. Nick is an actual, literal misogynist, and he cannot handle it when a woman smack talks him. HOW DARE SHE?!!!

 

[Soapmore]

Wait. Hasn't he been saying for months that he can't wait for when he can FINALLY tell His Story™? I fucking knew when it was all over he would say "sorry guys, it was a rough time in my laugh and I just want to move on."

He gets to keep saying that no one can judge because they don't know the real story but will refuse to tell that story. Despite him proclaiming for months that when it was all over he would absolutely tell it.

He does have an inability to avoid sperging about it when it comes to the child's positive test. It's the one objective fact that hovers over him like a flaming billboard, undermining all the copes. I think he will forever be triggered by people commenting about it, and he will have a very hard time NOT talking about that. Fortunately, he goes on at such chemistry-babble lengths about it that it looks obviously like "baffling them with bullshit", which will only make him look worse.

So the point is: Bring up the positive test, forever and always, everywhere you can.

 

[Maraschino]

Drexel is a groomer. As I recall, he told the story of how he groomed the underage daughter of his lover until she was of age, then manipulated her into a BDSM relationship where she is his sexual submissive. If HE thinks "something awful", I'd bet money he thinks Rekieta's daughter tested positive because she was being given cocaine to facilitate her sexual abuse.

One of the common reasons to give children illegal substances (like cocaine) is to make them more compliant to sexual abuse. One of the common causes of night terrors in children (which he admits his daughter has) is sexual abuse.

The child who tested positive for cocaine and has night terrors is Nick's "favorite". It's an incredibly easy line to follow. I don't think Nick did something to her, but I'm concerned I don't know for a fact he didn't.

Delayed ejaculation is, shockingly enough, a common side effect of substance abuse.

It's a side effect of someone who, as per Aaron, has to frequently take breaks after a few seconds because of his heat allergy. He lasts as "long" as he does because he's out of commission because his body is an otherwise broken machine that turns cocks into sucked cocks. That's not even considering impotency.

Lololololololol

The second JUNKIE brings WHORE WIFE into a KNOWN and Publicly ANNOUNCED location of Aaron, she would be tresspassed by the gym and arrested for harrassing Aaron. Maybe

Junkie has HONESTLY never actually practiced law, has he. NOT A QUESTION.

But seriously, junkie logic is wild AF

Need an actual lawyer to actual lawyer correspondence AND a note to the DA might be needed here AFTER that tweet from JUNKIE.

Aaron BUD, get a reciprocal restraining order on this whore wife, if this is any indication that BOTH of them will go to any lengths to harrass you.

SCREENCAP that chat from RekietaLaw that HE has not reported you yet. Give all this to the HRO lawyer to get some restraint on these junkie people AND give to crminal investigators as well. Show how these fucktards are trying to harrass you at every turn.
Its nuts.

How stupid is this JUNKIE?
And Will Herron thinks JUNKIE is smartz!!!

Is there not a level of reciprocity expected in a restraining order? If you want someone to stay away from you (or someone you know) but then try to bring them/yourself to the person you want to stay away from you/them (and you can do so because you know where they are), it sounds like you don't actually need or want a restraining order. And are probably acting maliciously.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Who wouldn't want a skeleton writhing above them for three hours?

Some good news- Nick's an eternal bottom. Even during hetero sex, the women have to be do the work. Otherwise, "muh heat allergy".

What's with the voice? He was always whiny, but has he damaged something? Or can I just not listen to him more?

His voice does seem IMO to have changed. Its even more annoying that it used to be.

Three things are going on. His subject matter really brings out what a whiny, whinging faggot he is. Second, the drugs have done something to his NOSE, which has affected his tone.

Third and most of all, his audio setup in the gun vault balldo bunker was amped up to make him sound more manly than he actually is. I don't know if one of his tech monkeys did the tuning or if he stumbled into it on his own, but the sound was better. Now he's on the gay karaoke setup that's not tuned at all, and it really highlights Nick's deficiencies. (As a speaker, as a man, as a father, as a husband, as a lover, as a homeowner....)

 

[Trans Randy]

Nick is an actual, literal misogynist

Like most homosexual men tend to be.