Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

He said one flower tattoo is his birth state, and the other is Kayla's birth state.

Finally that narrows down which of the Lupinus genus' 200+ species it was. There were a few closest candidates left to differentiate but sure enough Lupinus texensis wins by a nose:

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Fun fact about the etymology of lupines in general, the significance of which would not be lost on Nick's faggy obsession with overly vague symbolism:

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That sounds right up his alley to, on the one hand, combine the blue (male) lupine with pink (female) Prunus persica blossoms similar to the cliché garbage tats Kayla already has, and fool her into the basic-bitch interpretation that this combo symbolizes his renewed commitment to their aggressively monogamous marital vows, but on the other hand, still get to feel clever sending a low-key signal to April that the "three wolves" are back on the menu.

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I just can't....
Sorry if posting from my phone causes issues but this can't wait.
And I'm truly sorry you had to see this.
Eugh it looks like a tattoo you'd expect to see on a 70 year old hooker.


Whenever I see a coomalot video it makes me really hope his car spins out and crashes into a firey mess on his amateur racing career.
The obvious bait.

Every time a retard will go and post it in here expecting there to be something of value in it.
There is NEVER anything of value in them. He simply baits people into thinking he will say something then covers shit you already knew after talking for like 2 hours about pointless shit.

"I never once accused the government of a conspiracy against me or of planting anything."
:really:
What a fucking nigger lol
 
So the body cam footage shows the cop touching his kids hair while looking like a powdered doughnut but he doesn't want the footage released. :lit:
That body cam footage is going to the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant. Only top men can view it. TOP men (Rekieta is a bottom).
 
Aight can any tat-fags give an estimate for how much that cost? Can't be cheap right?
Based mostly on the artist’s posts + some of my own experience (with legitimate artists though), and assuming it’s like 5”-7” (I suck at visually measuring things) I’d estimate $300 to $600 total since color costs extra, but if it’s flash (pre-made design, not customized) it could be even cheaper. Take that guess with a grain of salt though— prices depend on so many factors that trying to figure out the price for a piece like this is like trying to solve a goddamn rubik’s cube. Surest bet would just be straight up asking the artist who did it what they charged.
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And when it comes to a “meaning” behind the flower choice (and that’s only assuming there was any thought put into the meanings):
https://www.jal.co.jp/ar/en/guide-t.../what-do-cherry-blossoms-represent/index.html
The sakura's meaning is also contradictory. It symbolizes both life and death, beauty and violence. As the coming of spring promises new life, so the blooming of cherry blossoms brings a sense of vitality and vibrancy. At the same time, their short lifespan is a reminder that life is fleeting.
https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/trees-woods-and-wildlife/plants/wild-flowers/bluebell/
In the language of flowers, the bluebell is a symbol of humility, constancy, gratitude and everlasting love.
But just like tattoo prices, the meanings attributed to flowers also depend on a ton of different things.
 
Finally that narrows down which of the Lupinus genus' 200+ species it was. There were a few closest candidates left to differentiate but sure enough Lupinus texensis wins by a nose:

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Fun fact about the etymology of lupines in general, the significance of which would not be lost on Nick's faggy obsession with overly vague symbolism:

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[LINK]

That sounds right up his alley to, on the one hand, combine the blue (male) lupine with pink (female) cherry blossoms matching the cliché garbage tats Kayla already has, and fool her into the basic-bitch interpretation that this combo symbolizes his renewed commitment to their aggressively monogamous marital vows, but on the other hand, still get to feel clever sending a low-key signal to April that the "three wolves" are back on the menu.

I knew there had to be a wolf in that tattoo somewhere! :story:
 
Based mostly on the artist’s posts + some of my own experience (with legitimate artists though), and assuming it’s like 5”-7” (I suck at visually measuring things) I’d estimate $300 to $600 total since color costs extra, but if it’s flash (pre-made design, not customized) it could be even cheaper. Take that guess with a grain of salt though— prices depend on so many factors that trying to figure out the price for a piece like this is like trying to solve a goddamn rubik’s cube. Surest bet would just be straight up asking the artist who did it what they charged.
And when it comes to a “meaning” behind the flower choice (and that’s only assuming there was any thought put into the meanings):
But just like tattoo prices, the meanings attributed to flowers also depend on a ton of different things.
Thanks, so not a whole lot of money really. Atleast not a lot for a man who is used to snorting a night of super chats up his nose.
 
"I never once accused the government of a conspiracy against me or of planting anything."
I honestly don't know if he's just lying or the holes in his brain have finally caught up to him and he legitimately forgot the multiple times he did just that. Either way, I'm sure Barnes and that retard he got to represent Nick are happy.
 
- plans after sentencing: come back streaming, no alcohol on show, no crutches, "not just talking about me", covering trials
Of all the things he had to say, he never commented on getting his law license back. The reason people watched his law coverage was because he was a lawyer. Now he's just a drug addicted lolbertarian. Who will tune in to listen to opinion on the law from a man that isn't even allowed to practice law? :lossmanjack:
 
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Don't mess with cows
I honestly don't know if he's just lying or the holes in his brain have finally caught up to him and he legitimately forgot the multiple times he did just that. Either way, I'm sure Barnes and that retard he got to represent Nick are happy.
Cumelot or a mod blacklisted me for alogging Crackieta. Can't call out his continued BS.
 
"I never once accused the government of a conspiracy against me or of planting anything."

He also talked about how "he has an expert" that supports his fringe ideas about cocaine "metabolizing outside the body" and he is almost certainly talking about that convicted criminal from Quora.
Don't forget that while he didn't directly accuse the goverment. He straight up accused the police multiple times of contaminating his child with cocaine filled gloves. He even claims to have video evidence of this.
 
Finally that narrows down which of the Lupinus genus' 200+ species it was.

You're overthinking the Balldoman. It's easy.

Lupinus Polyphallus

Don't forget that while he didn't directly accuse the goverment. He straight up accused the police multiple times of contaminating his child with cocaine filled gloves. He even claims to have video evidence of this.

Also don't forget that he said "sometimes you don't know what the government brings into your home." This was a guest appearance on a bimbo show where he was claiming people don't know what's in their homes.
 
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Fun fact about the etymology of lupines in general, the significance of which would not be lost on Nick's faggy obsession with overly vague symbolism:

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[LINK]

That sounds right up his alley to, on the one hand, combine the blue (male) lupine with pink (female) Prunus blossoms similar to the cliché garbage tats Kayla already has, and fool her into the basic-bitch interpretation that this combo symbolizes his renewed commitment to their aggressively monogamous marital vows, but on the other hand, still get to feel clever sending a low-key signal to April that the "three wolves" are back on the menu.

t. Non-practicing gardener
Holy shit, the faggotry runs deep here. It's high faggotry, a level of homosexuality rarely attained. Siegfried and Roy, Liberace and AIDS, now Crackets is part of that pantheon of cocksuckers. God bless him for that.
 
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@daffodils
- hasn't talked to Drexel, "he thinks something really, really awful", tried to talk to him but he won't respond
Drexel is a groomer. As I recall, he told the story of how he groomed the underage daughter of his lover until she was of age, then manipulated her into a BDSM relationship where she is his sexual submissive. If HE thinks "something awful", I'd bet money he thinks Rekieta's daughter tested positive because she was being given cocaine to facilitate her sexual abuse.
 
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