Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Andy keeps bringing in PsychoGungnir on every time. I thought Ash said no more paypig parasocial shit on discord? Another lie.

From the few posts in this thread I have made, it's clear that I like the Casino. WARSKI LIVESTREAMING CP and shit is bad but it's a fun show to listen too. But fucking hell this Psycho Gugnir guy is so fucking annoying it makes me give more of a shit about ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMING CP

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Gentlemen (and any non-gentlemen),

You do not disappoint. I tapped out about 2.5 hours into the show and I can count on y'all to recap this (shit)show while I pass out. I'll probably watch anything involving PsychoUnderwearsniffer (I don't care how many syllables that has) tomorrow to listen for any gaffes, but it was an exercise in masochism getting through the two hours of show that I did. This battle of the 400 lb hypocrite and the 100 lb hypocrite can be summarized as "two retards fighting." Both Melonie and Ashton are cut from the same cloth and are running the same hollow grift. Apparently she was covered for another hour after I passed out. It can really be summarized with "this tradthot sure is annoying" and "the left wants to remove attractive women from games, now Melonie Mac does, but she was always a cryptoleftist anyways." Of course, as damning as the truth is about Melonie Mac, Ashton has to flat out lie and say there are rumors her ex-husband was a homo (he's not, although he does do a cringy "cat dad" thing and believes in the concept of hate speech, this does not make him a literal homo). It takes 30 seconds to find his Instagram to show him with a multitude of women in a multitude of exotic locations in clearly intimate embraces, as well as his Twitch and YT channels with videos confirming he is interested in women. Conversely, I scoured for an hour and could not even find a rumor of homosexuality (unless you count the aforementioned aspects, which do not constitute literal butt buddy status). Much like when he tried to frame Ralph for his excommunication, he wasn't content to just present real evidence of a real scoundrel, he had to add to the bit with lies. Fuck you Ashton for making me research Awesome Joey for an hour. Thank you farmers for ridiculing what I did not have the stamina to do earlier.

 

[Quintus]

The clip channel is destroying them.
They're forced to do nontent segments because it's currently trending.
It might honestly be one of the major reasons for the troubles they're having (that are not interpersonal).
People keep wondering why they aren't just picking random insane lolcows/horrorcows to do segments on.
It doesn't even need that much prep-work. Literally just do live deep dives while giving reactions and takes on the spot.

Harmful Opinions does this (but calls them "dementoids" instead), while also keeping his main focus on shitting on far-leftism and sprinkling random funny shit in there.
He's even able to do this while streaming to Twitch and Youtube, and not having to cuck out or tone it down much because he talks like a normal person instead of a sperg.

https://www.youtube.com/@HarmfulOpinions/videos

But the problem is their clip channel and needing to base half, or more, of the show off of what appeases algorithms.

You know you just reminded me of something that happened around the time they started on Kick. They were doing their normal stream and they mentioned in the hour long intro that they would be covering the fuzee stuff that had happened. Later in the show, PPP tried to skip it because it was boring. But Andy insisted they do it because and this is a direct quote. "I want to be famous.". I literally laughed out loud at this when it happened since it was probably one of the most pathetic things I had ever heard him say. PPP even laughed at him.

I agree with you. They saw the success of the clip channel and have allowed it to force them to cover boring shit. No one wants to watch you cover something you're uninterested in. Especially people who actually have money.

 

[GoharMaria]

"We dont need women tellings us about video games"
No but apparently we need you telling us about random ewhores that the majority of people dont care about?
Who cares about Quartering? His show is more boring than what the Kino Casino is becoming.

Whoever said PPP just likes talking about ewhores because it is his fetish is on to something.
Are they just downplaying the Ralph and Nick stuff because they know they wont have them around for content soon, and are now trying to sell everyone this nontent?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Whoever said PPP just likes talking about ewhores because it is his fetish is on to something.

To be fair Melonie Mac and Anisa are both shrill, exhausting personalities. I actually don't disagree with PPP, its just that hes fat.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

After some reflection I realize that the gunt, while guilty in grifting off of it, is still correctly raising the question:
But what about the shahld pawrn?

What about those 35 gigs stored by Andy Warski?
What about those CP URLs Warski reccomends us all to check out?
What about when WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

To be fair Melonie Mac and Anisa are both shrill, exhausting personalities. I actually don't disagree with PPP, its just that hes fat.

Outside of his assertion that Melonie's ex-husband left her to have sodomy with men, PPP happens to be correct in his take on Melonie Mac, it's just that the enemy of my enemy is sometimes also my enemy.

 

[jewsernotfound]

ashton's overwhelming hatred of women is extra prevalent in this one, boys. motherfucker doesn't even play video games, admittedly. he just wanted a target to let out some of his anger about canada and his failing show so he's picking these trash whores to do on the show. i think it's because the topic is the only one that gets ashton animated like this anymore. outside of this, he's been increasingly less energized and the conviction in his voice seems less

edit: now we're watching a woman faking to struggle with a peach in a jar. this show is DEAD

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Good news, we're heavily invested in autism and this bodes well for 2025.
Bad news, Ashton is also heavily invested in autism.
Either way, autism is a hot commodity in 2025.

 

[hawkisnight]

I saw clip channel upload some hoe content but I assumed it was Warski's idea not PPP because Andy is the one who watches this boring crap. Strange. All that fat must be finally getting to his head.

 

[jewsernotfound]

i'm 10 minutes from the end on this one and i'm completely at a loss. no notes from me, the show was just absolute slop.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

i'm 10 minutes from the end on this one and i'm completely at a loss. no notes from me, the show was just absolute slop.

As per advice received in DMs, I am on hiatus from extreme play by plays of the shows. I may reverse this position at some point, but when I fixate on how Ashton fidgets his pencil, it may be time to calm my tism. The shows are transparently bad at this point and I generally don't shoot fish in barrels, unless some other factor compels me to do exactly that. Bad content speaks for itself and I'm going to pivot to analyzing moments in their various histories that have largely been obscured to the sands of time, but warrant analysis in a new light based on new information. Bless those of you who review the source material for the fresh gaffes, but the best possible news is when the material speaks for itself.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I saw clip channel upload some hoe content but I assumed it was Warski's idea not PPP because Andy is the one who watches this boring crap. Strange. All that fat must be finally getting to his head.

All of the fat obscures PPP's peNOS and the estrogen makes him forever flaccid. So he has to goon for hours on end before he's able to relieve himself.
That's why he allegedly does all of these e-whore cuckold segments.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Melonie Mac SHOULD have a thread here. She used to work for Kotaku and largely embraced their progressive positions, until she pushed back against them in late 2020 if memory serves. She initially just politely rejected some of their more extreme positions, but was exiled because leftists can't stand dissent in any measure. She then embraced the persona of a born again Christian with far right positions and has grifted off a bunch of thirsty male simps. Notably, her only marriage lasted less than a year, she has been hospitalized at least twice for dehydration and not from strenuous activity, she literally eats butter and has valley girl inflections and an IQ to match. Her positions are all over the place and works under Jeremy Hambly/The Quartering, massive milquetoast youtuber who reads other peoples articles and grifts the algorithm. Melonie is legitimately a frustrating person for the same reason that Ashton's sermons run hollow when juxtaposed to his actions. Melonie Mac is an infuriating individual and used to be part of the "Simp Cast" with Chrissie Mare. She is obsessed with Laura Croft and Tomb Raider specifically, as this is her bread and butter of her grifting. She's terrible, but PPP does not have the high ground.

The Melonie segment was pure pain. Not only because of Ash and Andy, but because her voice is so grating! I personally don't think she's interesting enough for a thread of her own.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The Melonie segment was pure pain. Not only because of Ash and Andy, but because her voice is so grating! I personally don't think she's interesting enough for a thread of her own.

I agree that Ash and Andy did a bad job with the source material, I believe Farmers can do far better, so I don't put too much weight on their particular coverage of it. That said, you are in the majority opinion and I am in the dissenting opinion regarding whether or not she deserves a thread. I see where you're coming from and I may be wrong, but as of this juncture, I fully believe her to be thread-worthy, if not only for the fact that the "de-beautify women in games" is ALSO a woke talking point and runs contrary to her initial positions and her revised positions. She manages to have THREE contradicting positions based on the time frame one samples. That said, it is what the community finds of general interest that is relevant, not about my tastes specifically, and at this juncture, more people agree with you than me.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

L/A

>phony religious grift
Pot calling the kettle black there buddy

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Pot calling the kettle black there buddy

I thought that PPP's hypocrisy was part of the brand? That's partly why I showed up...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The clip channel is destroying them.
They're forced to do nontent segments because it's currently trending.
It might honestly be one of the major reasons for the troubles they're having (that are not interpersonal).
People keep wondering why they aren't just picking random insane lolcows/horrorcows to do segments on.
It doesn't even need that much prep-work. Literally just do live deep dives while giving reactions and takes on the spot.

It's a waste of time anyway, the clip channel gained popularity with the Rekieta thing, but they squandered that opportunity because their streaming model is to cater to paypigs like Metokur Masochist or the guy who makes them watch things slow or whatever, it's now starting to fall off.

They also have to split the advertising money 3 ways and you can tell the editor is in full control of the channel and likely created the account since it's listed as being in Ireland.

As per advice received in DMs, I am on hiatus from extreme play by plays of the shows. I may reverse this position at some point, but when I fixate on how Ashton fidgets his pencil, it may be time to calm my tism.

I appreciate summaries of the stream since in general I don't watch any of them unless there's a specific reason to.

Are they just downplaying the Ralph and Nick stuff because they know they wont have them around for content soon, and are now trying to sell everyone this nontent?

No. If anything they are dropping the Ralph and Nick stuff because they are seething about getting pressed.

 

[jewsernotfound]

i too appreciate Rick's summaries and i watch the eps in their entirety. it's good to see someone else's breakdown to see if there's anywhere i agree/disagree. plus its always good to view something through someone else's eyes

i have a feeling the vibe of the show is being shifted to less sektur driven content and more algorithm sloptent. the boys reached a nexus with the vegas scandal and i believe they are scrambling to find content people will pay for and in a low-brow effort, they just scraped the twitter algorithm for surface garbage. i don't know if they're tired of the sektur but it sure seems like it. they try to cut segments short all the time and flatout ignore segments from people the show was literally founded on (i.e. - ralph and fuentes)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It's a waste of time anyway, the clip channel gained popularity with the Rekieta thing, but they squandered that opportunity because their streaming model is to cater to paypigs like Metokur Masochist or the guy who makes them watch things slow or whatever, it's now starting to fall off.

They also have to split the advertising money 3 ways and you can tell the editor is in full control of the channel and likely created the account since it's listed as being in Ireland.

Balldo, I have some MAJOR contradicting assertions as to how much money the clip channel may be pulling in. On one hand, I see this.

On the other hand, I see this on their social blade.

Obviously one or both of these are an order of magnitude off. Which is the more credible frame of reference? Or are both incredibly faulty mechanisms and a better frame of reference is needed? I killed a 45 minute effort post because of this contradiction.

Added in edit: I am leaning more towards the latter, because even the "safe edgy" of the clip channel is not going to be high advertiser preference, as they'd clearly rather advertise on legitimately wholesome and mainstream channels. This is only an educated guess, not an informed position.

Added in second edit: It appears that doubling or tripling the social blade is more accurate for a first world country, as the worldwide stats are based on the fact that a third world channel gets a lot less dollahs per view, as their ads do not reach those with deep pockets. I'll use 2.5X social blade estimate as a decent estimator for now. It bears noting that this is BEFORE YT's 30% cut and whatever taxes they pay. Based on this, I guesstimate the channel nets just shy of 60K/yr before taxes, after YT cut, which is just shy of 20K per person. 20K for flaked, 20K for A and A. Add this to the estimated 40K from Kick, we have roughly 60K + gumroad earnings + superchat earnings - taxes.

Added in yet another edit: I do recall them verbally saying they paid Flaked a grand a month at one point. This may or may not be current. If Flake's cut is only 12K, that increases A and A's respective earnings by 4K.