Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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IDK, I feel like PPP is the only thing keeping the show going. Andy is even less informed than usual. (And something something cp something.)
Edit to add: This Week in Cuckada was some of PPP's best content with Surfer. I have no idea how it is with Andy (probably sucks), because I refuse to pay for their... gumroad? Patreon? Locals? I can't remember.
The tl;dr is that there are rumors of relapse by Andy Warski that circulated in late December by It's A Gundam, as well as incredibly well-evidenced documentation that he is maintaining relations with Metokur Masochist on various alts as well as the proclivities of the other paypigs causing constant scandals for the show. There is also the well circulated (on the Farms anyways) reminder that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19. Fans of the show are noticing a decline in quality and quantity of episodes and alogs are seeing things falling apart behind the scenes. The most recent development is how banhappy the KC chat is of any mention of recent scandals, or even the vaunted tomato emoticon that was emblematic of the chat revolt of July 19 2022, where Janny Jim came in to sweep for them. Things are coming apart at the seams for the Casino and they are steadily on the decline, on every metric imaginable.
 
I can really only watch clips of KC, and even then, I'm skimming through them most of the time. Watching the actual show live is an AIDS-tier experience, they have the same problem that Donga and the Kumite had where the show intro is a fucking hour long, if they're that lazy, just start the show later. Having no set or consistent schedule and just streaming based off of "vibes" is also a great way to tank audience retention.
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In lieu of alogging last night's episode, @All becomes gunt requested me to review this historic moment in internet history rather than counting Ashton's tism bounces in the third hour of last night's show. I agreed this was a better use of my time energy and the recap is encapsulated below.

Between 7/6/21 and 7/8/21, just over 2 months before before the PPP/Surfer blowout of 9/14/21, PPP interviewed Andy Warski in a four part interview series called "Behind the Stutter." Ashton and Andy had an overwhelmingly antagonistic relation to this point, which was set aside for this interview series and would later be squashed entirely (minus PPP's 3 attempts to snake Warski and his obvious dissatisfaction with the partnership). Each portion was between 50 and 60 minutes, making the entirety of the interviews approximately 3.5 hours in length. The interviews started with the backstory and the softball questions and proceeded up to the CP STREAM OF 2/28/19 that was finally addressed in the last 20 minutes of the final stream of 7/8/21. I will give a play by play on the final entry in the series with light commentary. The vid itself is in the link below.



The fourth part starts with Andy revisiting the footage of the time his hero, Redbar, excoriated him for the AIM AIM AIM stream. Redbar excoriated him at the time, as Andy did his coked up hyena cackle, which was supplanted by his alcohol fueled hyena cackle of 7/8/21. He is then questioned about how his associations with Ralph had started. Andy and Ralph were still on good terms and Andy feigns ignorance on Ralph's blackmail shenanigans and refusal to settle a 300 dollar debt to Gator. Andy is sporting a cringy manbun at this time, as he was want to do in '21. PPP presses Andy on the time Ralph perceived that Andy was trying to get with Nora, which Andy denies, but Ralph chimped out at the time, as the ragepig is known to do. Andy follows this with noting that he still loves Ralph, despite the bumps in the road.

Ashton then asks Andy to confirm that Ethan is indeed the father of Faith's child, which Andy plays dumb(and is) but ultimately states he believes Ralph to be the father. PPP is using this to sneak in the later confirmed information that Ralph was a literal cuck with the women in life. Andy proceeds to tell a story where Ralph sold several items of Andy's property because he claims he never received money that Andy claims he sent. Who knows who was telling the truth? Andy is then questioned about his comfort of associating with Digibro and the rest of the Transon family, which Andy says he finds it slightly disconcerting , but is "dealing with his own stuff" and Andy believes that Ralph will have his back, so he is withholding judgment. Ashton then presses him on his alcohol and drug use, which Andy has been displaying the entirety of the interview, in addition to the various instances PPP references.

Andy then says his height of coke use was 4 grams a day and proceeds to elaborate on his history with drugs/alcohol. Nothing of terrible importance happens in this line of questioning until Andy asserts that his mind has since repaired itself from the drug use, which is obviously juxtaposed with how drunk/high he is at the time of the interview. Andy, then asserts he is moving to Portugal by year's end, which clearly never happened. He tells stories about slathering himself in mayo and eating it straight, as well as the nipple burns and some of his more outrageous cries for attention. Andy is questioned on the VR porn addiction, which Andy says he conquered, but really lights up with talking about how intense it is. He claims to be off porn entirely, Ashton presses X to doubt. Andy then expounds on his masturbatory frequency (yikes). This is followed by more coke talk.

He is later questioned about his presence on the Drunken Peasants podcast and asked about his theological positions, whereupon Andy says that DP turned him from Christian to atheist and claims to be a Christian again. He talks about the Kilroy scandal (an atheist conference that was overtaken by SJW influence) and his previous rivalry with Francesca Ramsey, an MTV personality that frequently parrotted the standard anti-white talking points despite being married to a white man herself. They then talk about a tattoo that Andy asserts is hockey related, PPP asserts is Zoom related, PPP notes Andy's disinterest in hockey to cast aspersions on his claims, only to move on with the implication Andy is lying.
Some talk about possible DMCA takedowns takes place, which Andy denies as Ashton edits the visual evidence to the contrary over Andy's claims. Now, finally, we are coming to the main event THE CP STREAM OF 2/28/19.

Finally at the 39 minute mark, we get to the CP STREAM OF 2/28/19. Ashton edits footage from the CP stream showing how Andy/Ralph were discussing what could and couldn't be shown, noting that the person in the photo was 15. They are actively talking about the CP in front of them, edited or not. Then Ashton presents footage of Ralph thirsting on Soph (a literal 12 year old), referring to her videos as "spicy" and her as "pretty." An image of Ralph and Faith is then shown. Andy talks about being part of a "task force". which PPP says "not a FBI one" to sneak dis. Andy asserts he was exposing the instagrams with lewds with links to message the minors and a means to access unadulterated CP. Andy asserts that he was in contact with a British girl who DL'ed the images and Andy denies they were sent to him (proven lie). Andy denies receiving folder (provable lie). Andy asserts only the British girl had unadulterated CP and his edits only edited out lewdness not nudity. This is pushed back on by Ashton. Andy asserts that he intended to stop pedos and Ashton excoriates him livestreaming rather than contacting cops, noting that no arrests were made and the stream did nothing but help them sweep evidence.

The last 8 minutes is just Andy promoting future projects which I have no interest in signal blasting.
 
Who the fuck is Melany Mack? why should I care? really this is the best they've got going after some nobody because she's cheating on her husband??? THIS ISN'T CONTENT. I don't even think I'm going to bother watching this stream. HOLY MORAL FAGGING BATMAN WHO THE FUCK CARES THESE AREN'T COWS THIS ISN'T CONTENT WTF IS THIS SHIT??? Dear god this is a gamer gate episode YEP SKIPPED.

HEY ASHTON YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE YOU START READING THE BIBLE VERSUS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THE FACT THAT YOUR COHOST IS A COKED OUT BABY KILLER WHO LIVE STREAMED CP ON 2/28/19
 
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Who the fuck is Melany Mack? why should I care? really this is the best they've got going after some nobody because she's cheating on her husband??? THIS ISN'T CONTENT. I don't even think I'm going to bother watching this stream. HOLY MORAL FAGGING BATMAN WHO THE FUCK CARES THESE AREN'T COWS THIS ISN'T CONTENT WTF IS THIS SHIT???
Melonie Mac SHOULD have a thread here. She used to work for Kotaku and largely embraced their progressive positions, until she pushed back against them in late 2020 if memory serves. She initially just politely rejected some of their more extreme positions, but was exiled because leftists can't stand dissent in any measure. She then embraced the persona of a born again Christian with far right positions and has grifted off a bunch of thirsty male simps. Notably, her only marriage lasted less than a year, she has been hospitalized at least twice for dehydration and not from strenuous activity, she literally eats butter and has valley girl inflections and an IQ to match. Her positions are all over the place and works under Jeremy Hambly/The Quartering, massive milquetoast youtuber who reads other peoples articles and grifts the algorithm. Melonie is legitimately a frustrating person for the same reason that Ashton's sermons run hollow when juxtaposed to his actions. Melonie Mac is an infuriating individual and used to be part of the "Simp Cast" with Chrissie Mare. She is obsessed with Laura Croft and Tomb Raider specifically, as this is her bread and butter of her grifting. She's terrible, but PPP does not have the high ground.
 
CP STREAM OF 2/28/19
theres one aspect thats overlooked about that stream thats gross. the cp you can say was idiocy but they frame the girls being creeped on as villains. one of the snoops they had on was a woman bragging to the girls that they archived their deleted accounts to prove they prostituted themselves. so the point of the stream was actually to save cp and shame the girls with it for being creeped on by adults. you might recognize this as similar logic to the pakistani grooming gangs
 
When two unrelated people take the same name, wouldn't that mean they are married/romantically committed? I could just be gilding the lily, but sounds gay to me.
In fairness, it was a business partnership and was a business brand. That said, Andy has had more than his share of gay scandals over the years, so you're not entirely off base.
 
She is obsessed with Laura Croft and Tomb Raider specifically
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Just tried to clip PPP's gamer rant because I thought it was unironically really funny and it led me to discover that because AmericanTaliban is banned I can't even make clips. Incredible guys, I finally feel something positive about the show and wanted to share it with my friends and I can't cus of warski's thin skin.

FREE AMERICANTALIBAN, FREE ALL POLITCAL PRISONERS, KINO REVOLUTION OF OUR TIME
Also we are 50 minutes into the show and still talking about the same slattern they ALREADY DID YESTERDAY!!!!! Idk how they can fuck up the structure so much that ppp is passing out before you even reach the lead on the ralph section yet they still waste a full hour every stream on shit like this, stuff they have already done even.
 
About 10 minutes ago, Ashton claimed Melonie's ex-husband (goes by Awesome Joey) became a gay bottom after the divorce and a cursory look at his tiktok proved that he has had a multitude of girlfriends since Melonie Mac. Moreover, it was alleged that the cause of their divorce was his infidelity and if said infidelity had been with a man, Melonie would not have hesitated to share that detail. Awesome Joey and Melonie were together for 5 or 6 years and married for 11 months. No cursory searches reveal any rumors of any homosexual activity by Awesome Joey.

Added in edit: I was wrong earlier to say she was involved with Kotaku, she was involved with Ubisoft in their marketing and promotions.
 
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