Porn and Porncows

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

So using similar calculations I did here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lily-phillips-100-men-video-sparks-outrage.206715/post-20061989

Lets break it down.

Average penis size in the UK is 5.17 inches.
On average men thrust 60 times per minute of sex.
1057 men over 12 hours equals each man had 40 seconds of sex.
40 seconds is .67 of a minute.
60 * .67 = Actually equals 40 thrusts on average.
1057 men executing 40 thrusts = 42,280 thrusts
42280 thrusts * 5.17 inches = 240,996 inches of dick taken

240996 inches is equivalent to 3.8 miles or 6.12 Kilometers of dick.

This bitch has been run through.

The reality is that each dude comes in, gets one pump, and then leaves so the next guy can come in.

They probably have a "put your condom on and fluff yourself up" checkpoint 10-15 people down from the action so they're all ready to go.

Think of a Model T assembly line. This is "having sex" in the most technical definition of the word.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Everyday I wake up and realize I still don't live in an episode of South Park, but reality and that really hurts.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Everyday I wake up and realize I still don't live in an episode of South Park, but reality and that really hurts.

whats stopping you? just laugh and then it becomes like south park because its funny
also try being more like cartman and less like butters

 

[Syntaxion]

We all realise this didn't happen right? Nobody here actually thinks it's anything but advertising, right ?

 

[demicolon]

We all realise this didn't happen right?

Some people, onlyfans models included, dwell so much on whenever they could, but not enough on whenever they should.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Houston and Jasmine St Claire did this already way back in the 90s oh and Annabel Chong there’s nothing new under the sun.

New Jack was right when he called Jasmine St. Claire a nasty cum burping bitch.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

We all realise this didn't happen right? Nobody here actually thinks it's anything but advertising, right ?

I'm seeing a cycle of buzzfeed style articles on social media about this shit, and the other THOT. It's nothing other than OF clickbait, to try and drive custom. It didn't happen.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

The reality is that each dude comes in, gets one pump, and then leaves so the next guy can come in.

They probably have a "put your condom on and fluff yourself up" checkpoint 10-15 people down from the action so they're all ready to go.

Think of a Model T assembly line. This is "having sex" in the most technical definition of the word.

Reminds me of that white girl who sucked off an entire Greek bar, but when you actually got into the details she basically gave each guy one suck before moving on. There needs to be rules about this. There have to be pumps, and the dudes have to nut, otherwise it doesn't count. I don't want half-assing whores devaluing gangbangs.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

New Jack was right when he called Jasmine St. Claire a nasty cum burping bitch.

In hindsight, New Jack was right about a lot of things.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Apparently Bonnie Blue married her childhood sweetheart who's some rugby player and they are still married on paper but separated. According to tabloids he's disgusted with her antics lol.

 

[AllieKat]

Reminds me of that white girl who sucked off an entire Greek bar, but when you actually got into the details she basically gave each guy one suck before moving on. There needs to be rules about this. There have to be pumps, and the dudes have to nut, otherwise it doesn't count. I don't want half-assing whores devaluing gangbangs.

It's about integrity in games journalism whoring!

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

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https://x.com/LetsGoBrando45/status/1879134611500138691

Really makes you think.

She's not a jew, just a generic bogged English slag, They are a dime a dozen here.

 

[moocow]

Apparently Bonnie Blue married her childhood sweetheart who's some rugby player and they are still married on paper but separated. According to tabloids he's disgusted with her antics lol.

Yeah I wouldn't want to spend time in a cavern thousands of other men had explored (on the same day) before either.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Something people really should have been talking about but the AVNs are this week and they changed the name of all the "teen" categories to Ingénue and its blatantly obvious it was done because of all the heat they're getting from the porn bans. I think its hilarious because Ingenue sounds much creepier and like something a fan of Lolita would use to describe nymphets.

On the opposite side of the age spectrum. Joanna Angel and her husband Small Hands (lost a bet on his porn name real name Aaron Thompson also not jewish) have announced they are divorcing. For those keeping track at home this is Joanna's 5th break up and 2nd failed marriage. inbetween James Deen and Small Hands she dated a non-pornstar which lead to Joanna saying this about why that relationship not lasting
“Before my relationship with Aaron, I dated another civilian, but I was feeling insecure about my job, so I told him to go and have fun with other girls. I thought that’s what I needed to do to make it fair. But I couldn’t handle it, I didn’t want an open relationship, but I felt due to my job I had to.”

She explains she “went insane” after a girl her partner was seeing started posting things on social media, realizing there was a clear difference between his emotional intimacy with her, and the work she was doing.

When Aaron got into the industry, Joanna began to experience what he used to feel.

You can check out Joanna Angel's ED article for how batshit this roastie is, by all accounts she can not emotionally handle being in porn, which is odd considering she's been in porn her entire adult life, she's also gotten plastic surgery to make her tits even bigger and sometimes look likes a monster from all the filler and other shit procedures she's had done.

Speaking of pornstars that have ED articles, Tommy Pistol is in a new film by the women behind American Mary, i've heard its very good.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

You really expect me to believe she had sex with, on average, 88 men an hour in a span of 12 hours?

I mean, even with the "three holes and two hands" method, it's still very unlikely. I think this myth (and the whore) is BUSTED.

I'm seeing a cycle of buzzfeed style articles on social media about this shit, and the other THOT. It's nothing other than OF clickbait, to try and drive custom. It didn't happen.

I may be retarded, but why would reading such stuff make me want to watch her anyway? I don't get the logic (probably because there isn't any).

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I may be retarded, but why would reading such stuff make me want to watch her anyway? I don't get the logic (probably because there isn't any).

Did you hear of her before this latest media campaign? It's all about getting exposure and standing out from the thousands of other whores who think that they can make it rich by taking their clothes off.

 

[SIMIΔN]

So if they were so into WMAF, then you'd see more WMAF content in JAV.

There's almost no WMAF on Chinese language porn sites. There's no Asian male demand for it.
Except for a series with an Afrikaner fucking Japanese girls, but that might be a xenophobic humiliation thing.

new WMAF scene every day

I tried watching American studio porn, and it was like "my asian pussy " , "asian breasts" .
It makes no sense when the viewer can see she's obviously Asian.

Certain haircuts (pigtails, for instance), items of clothing, or stuff like braces? It can easily become treacherous ground.

Take this SFW music video of a 46 year old acting like a teenager

the guy had trouble getting it up for someone so childlike in appearance.

I've been there.
Having to pretend you are attracted to the woman you love isn't a nice feeling.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I tried watching American studio porn, and it was like "my asian pussy " , "asian breasts" .
It makes no sense when the viewer can see she's obviously Asian.

1st off youd be surprised how often the women lie about their race. Plenty of redbones portraying latinas and plenty of latinas wearing hijabs for scenes.

2nd off blind people enjoy porn as well.

3rd off gook

 

[SIMIΔN]

2nd off blind people enjoy porn as well.

You know what they say about masturbation...

 

[Big Nasty]

Plenty of redbones portraying latinas and plenty of latinas wearing hijabs for scenes.

And "Latinas" who are actually Jewish girls with spray tans.