🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

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Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
Posting again for reference
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I bet at some point, the rehab staff asked him "Holy shit gringo! How the fuck are you alive?!"
DARPA should study his genetics to find out which white trash genes of his would improve the survivability of a genetically modified supersoldier against chemical weapons.
 
Above is the "farewell address"
It's funny to me how he gets emotional when he talks about his mother.

Not that I find his mother's death funny or anything. I do find it funny that Harry Morris still has her ashes because Ralph left them at his house. Apparently when he was packing the guntmobile, he only had enough room for either her urn or his bowling trophy.
 
I just listened to the xitter video and I would like to wish Ralph the best. I dont believe for one second that he's going to get sober, but if he can and actually turns the rest of his life around being a good parent for the rest of his life he could show that anyone else could do it too.
Poor dude is going to get stuck on the fifth step. A lot of people do, especially if their sponsor doesn't force the issue. And the old timers who don't molly-coddle are dying off. A good sponsor doesn't cosign bullshit, because they know all of it, being bullshitters, themselves.
 
DARPA should study his genetics to find out which white trash genes of his would improve the survivability of a genetically modified supersoldier against chemical weapons.
He should sell his Gunt crease to science. I'm sure some rouge state/terror group would pay mucho dinero with the cultures they'd get for bio-weaponry.

Edit: Guntulinum Toxin
 
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