🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[WingsOfLardation]

Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
Posting again for reference

 

[Telemeter]

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See you next week Ralph.

Left out Josh Moon, LOL.

Josh Moon is by far the most important person in Ralph's life. Josh single handedly made Ralph go from "i never want to have children" to making 2 kids just spite Josh's broke dick cause he made a corn joke.

Still as spiteful as ever.

 

[RollingRock2]

"I want to thank Milo Yianoppolous for giving me this gift, and this curse."
Gift giving?

 

[Cad an Hell]

You’d swear he was going away for 6 months.

He does this thing where simply talking about getting clean gives him a huge dopamine hit and it just means doing the actual work of getting clean isn’t as appealing.

Relapse in a few months MAX.

 

[joker225]

felted by the casino

 

[Tofu Dust]

He's not going to rehab, he's just hiding from his crush Jawshie. Fake, gay, SNOOZEVILLE. Fuck off and die already, Ralph.

 

[Muppetstudios]

"some have even quit drinking or doing drugs due to my influence or public speaking on the topic"

No Ralph people quit drink and drugs because they see what a husk you have become

I swear this whole speech was written by AI

 

[not william stenchever]

I bet at some point, the rehab staff asked him "Holy shit gringo! How the fuck are you alive?!"

DARPA should study his genetics to find out which white trash genes of his would improve the survivability of a genetically modified supersoldier against chemical weapons.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Above is the "farewell address"

It's funny to me how he gets emotional when he talks about his mother.

Not that I find his mother's death funny or anything. I do find it funny that Harry Morris still has her ashes because Ralph left them at his house. Apparently when he was packing the guntmobile, he only had enough room for either her urn or his bowling trophy.

 

[lester]

No Ralph it's sympathy for the devil.
But his rap about cozy rozy/dead family members was alright.

 

[porkWellington]

Not 1 mention of his brother lmao

 

[OrionBalls]

I do want him to get better, though. It sucks being a slave to substance. Your world becomes so small and meaningless. I hope he ditches his fear and does the hard work. It's absolutely worth it. But if I hear one word about what happens in his probably mandatory meetings, I will go the fuck off.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

This new Ralph video gives off vibes of Chris Chan's attempt at claiming to be a troll.

 

[Wild Pack Of Jerkop's]

I just listened to the xitter video and I would like to wish Ralph the best. I dont believe for one second that he's going to get sober, but if he can and actually turns the rest of his life around being a good parent for the rest of his life he could show that anyone else could do it too.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
Posting again for reference
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"Womanizer"



It doesn't count when you have to PAY!

 

[OrionBalls]

I just listened to the xitter video and I would like to wish Ralph the best. I dont believe for one second that he's going to get sober, but if he can and actually turns the rest of his life around being a good parent for the rest of his life he could show that anyone else could do it too.

Poor dude is going to get stuck on the fifth step. A lot of people do, especially if their sponsor doesn't force the issue. And the old timers who don't molly-coddle are dying off. A good sponsor doesn't cosign bullshit, because they know all of it, being bullshitters, themselves.

 

[T00L Nigger]

DARPA should study his genetics to find out which white trash genes of his would improve the survivability of a genetically modified supersoldier against chemical weapons.

He should sell his Gunt crease to science. I'm sure some rouge state/terror group would pay mucho dinero with the cultures they'd get for bio-weaponry.

Edit: Guntulinum Toxin

 

[Lame Entropy]

He never got himself into rehab for his family, health, finances, many lost friends, but for Milo? lmao

 

[lester]

Not 1 mention of his brother lmao

Yeah, what's going on with that?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Not 1 mention of his brother lmao

Nor his daughter. Why is it that every drunk lolcow with anger issues abandons their daughters?